The Truth about Cow-Tipping

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

ok, I feel that being raised on a farm with lots of cows qualifies me as somewhat of an authority on this subject. Brace yourselves men, cow tipping is neither true nor false, it is a prank. The objective of “cow-tipping” is to get some unknowing schmuck beside a cows back legs to get kicked. Want proof? Ok, here goes….

1. cows do not have locking knees like horse, they cannot sleep standing up

that means if you see a cow standing up….IT’S NOT ASLEEP!! Which means I’ll be mighty impressed if you can even touch the skittish thing.

2. cows are heavy, generally between 800-1200 lbs.

therefore you are not simply going to push one over. I ran into a cow with a truck once in a field and did more damage to the truck than the cow. You think you can push harder than a 3/4 pick-up by all means go for it.

3. cows kick to the side, not the rear.

well they can kick maybe 1 foot behind them, but not very hard or high. From the side though she can reach out and touch someone, and really hard too.

The entire notion of cow tipping was created by farm boys that wanted to see city fellas get kicked really hard. You’d be surprised how many people fall for it, and it is f~~~ing hilarious.

 

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[RoyDalParticipant]

I’m a sucker for a good practical joke!

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