The toilet seat myth. Dirty underbelly.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Hello girls,

As you’re lurking …. when you have a p~~~ ….. could you please leave the seat up and clean your dried stale urine off the underside.

Thank you.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

actually could you get the f~~~ out of my house and just pee somewhere else?

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[MotivParticipant 441]

When i was living in a house with 3 women I always left the seat up, when they moaned saying its vile to leave the seat up as we have to touch it to put it down my reply was always at least you know its not been p~~~ed on by me, unlike the underside of it if i have to lift it,, If you insist on leaving it down I will p~~~ over it as i refuse to lift it… didnt go down well at first but they left it up rather than have to wipe p~~~ off it every time.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[RoyDalParticipant]

I have had the pleasure of living aboard a relatively small boat on the high seas. Everyone, without exception, pees sitting down when the deck is jumping up and back. It is the only way to grasp handholds, and not holding on is dangerous indeed. Just an FYI from a guy who likes to brag a bit — that is, if sitting down to pee can be called bragging.

Women who leave messes are all too common, on dry land or not. Girls, it is just as much work for me to lift the seat as it is for you to put the seat back down. If you find it up, just deal with it and shut up about it.

A girl shutting up? When that happens, we will know we are in the End Times!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Uchi’s answer

TEXT F~~~ING BOOK!!!!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[UntamedParticipant]

I am a Man.
I lift the toilet seat with my foot, p~~~ like a Man then lower the seat with that same foot. If you have the unlucky compulsion to put any sign above the toilet I will do the total opposite of what it says then rip it off the wall, crumble it and trash it.
Because I am a Man and I am PROUD to p~~~ standing up.
If you have a problem with that it is YOUR problem.
If you come and bitch at me for it I will not only continue to be and do things like a Man but I will aggravate your plight by acting more obnoxiously than you thought.
Because I am a Man AND a smartass.
Because I am a Man and I am always Untamed!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

Oh… You afraid of getting cuddies? Okay there this thing called soap and another thing could water. You find them at the sink right beside the toilet. Use them when you’re finished in the bathroom and quit your bitching.

[Silpheed1975Participant 355]

“How hard is it to put down the toilet seat?”

Me: “About as challenging as looking where you sit first……”

F~~~ing morons…lol.

Silpheed's Mom Quote: "Having PMS is no excuse to be a bitch.."

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I work at a blue collar place where all the work is done by four men, but front office and phones are run by two women.
Went to the bathroom once and one of the c~~~s posted a sign that asks to put down the toilet seat when done.
I really want to respond, but not sure how. Any ideas?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[UntamedParticipant]

Russky wrote:

I work at a blue collar place where all the work is done by four men, but front office and phones are run by two women.
Went to the bathroom once and one of the c~~~s posted a sign that asks to put down the toilet seat when done.
I really want to respond, but not sure how. Any ideas?

Take the sign and throw it in the trash.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Cover it with a sign that says to put the seat up when done. Alternately, change the original sign by x-ing out put the seat down and replacing it with put the seat up. Follow through by leaving the seat up and getting your male co-workers to do the same.

[Anonymous 26]

Russky wrote:

I work at a blue collar place where all the work is done by four men, but front office and phones are run by two women.
Went to the bathroom once and one of the c~~~s posted a sign that asks to put down the toilet seat when done.
I really want to respond, but not sure how. Any ideas?

Duct tape it up to the tank…..and do like twenty or thirty turns around it!

Makes a loud statement till somebody needs to drop a deuce…. then the duct tape will suck being there.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Dirty underbelly is an understatement. When I was young and lived at home, I had an older sister and a younger brother. When my brother or I were in a hurry, we would pee without lifting the seat up and wipe up any residual drips. When it came time to clean the bathroom, under the seat was always dripping and stained with pee and my brother and I always assumed that one of us was the one that didn’t clean up after ourselves the right way. It wasn’t until I got married and cleaned the bathroom that I realized that it’s the c~~~s that somehow manage to pee UNDER the seat.
This is one of the oldies but goodies where s~~~ tests are concerned. Women always use this as one of their gages to see if you are easily trained for the plantation. I stayed overnight at a woman’s house years ago (before I was married) and used the bathroom and left the seat up. She called me on it and claimed that because it was a woman’s house, her rules. Fair enough, home field advantage should have perks. When she stayed at my place, I left the seat up and tried the whole man’s house rule and she bitched about almost falling in because the seat was up. I told her she should’ve checked. She claimed it was dark and didn’t know that it was up. I asked her how she knew that there was any toilet paper left and rather than answer she asked why I couldn’t do ONE simple thing for her. Needless to say, she wasn’t a guest at my place very much after that. Young potential grooms, If a woman is too f~~~ing lazy to do a simple and effortless task like putting down a seat, you can just imagine how lazy she will be when there is REAL work to be done or a goal to achieve. Add in the security net of a marriage and she’ll demand that you wipe it for her after she is done.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Seat up: p~~~ misses toilet seat.

Seat down: p~~~ hits toilet seat.

Choose wisely.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

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