The subtle signs of online dating: What they're really saying w/ their pictures

[IRuleMeParticipant]

We all know that online dating is nothing but a factory of sadness. Endless scrolling and clicking.. Page after page of a seemingly endless variety of women. Somewhat different, but all mostly the same… But what are their pictures telling you? Do you recognize the signs? Some things are done purposefully, and some not at all. But for the guy who isn’t looking, or rather, isn’t paying attention, he’ll be totally oblivious to the signs. So what are they?

The photos with the nieces and nephews – “I don’t have any kids, and so I spend my time with them to fill the void. I want you to know that I WANT kids, and this conversation will most certainly come up on a first date. I’ll want you to know that my expectation going forward in the relationship is to have kids of my own.”

The photos with cat face/mouse face filters – “I still haven’t grown up. I act like a child. So expect to be frustrated with me when I can’t be serious. I’m overly goofy because someone told me I’m cute. Did I mention I’m emotionally unstable? We’re gonna have lots of arguments.”

The photos of her in alcohol environments – “I like to party, I tend to get drunk, which means you’ll have to contend with me getting drunk and flirty with the guy at the bar/club. I’m a slut. Esp when it’s girls night out.”

The photos of her with her parents – “I wants you to know that marriage is the end game. I’m gonna be pushing for you to meet the family quickly.” These types of women generally rush the relationship because they want to hurry up and get locked in.

The photos with her friends (aka THE HIVE) – “My friends who I hang with all the time, are also single; but they’re the ones who I will be approval seeking you with.” With any luck, you might find which friend you actually want to bang before you break up with her.

The photos of her trying to look interesting (travel, sports, etc) – “I have a lot of alone time, and need something to occupy it so I don’t kill myself with depression. I’m not really into most of this stuff, but I figure this my increase my chance with the guys.” Beware of any women with an extensive amount of travel photos. That means she’s expecting you to subsidize her “feels”. Also, in most cases, since the majority of these women make $30-60k a year, they can’t afford all of this travel. So either the cash and prizes paid for it, or someone else did.

The photos of her with the kids – “I can’t raise these f~~~ers by myself. I need an extra wallet to extract resources from. I hope it’s you!”

The photos taken in the car – “Vanity, vanity, vanity! This is also a good way to hide the rest of my out of shape body.” If you’re attentive, you might also spot a car seat in the background. A good heads up of what you might be getting into.

The photos of the tattoos – “I’m a feminist, deal with it!”

[AwakenedParticipant 35203]

IRuleMe wrote:

Page after page of a seemingly endless variety of women. Somewhat different, but all mostly the same…

They all want to Travel, Go Out to Eat and Shows etc. They all claim to exercise, and be able to take it easy in jeans, and get all dressed up for a night on the town, and of course MOST are looking for their ‘soulmates” a.k.a. Next Wallet.

It’s all just Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah

They are all pretty damn PREDICTABLE.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5110]

The middle aged version:

No kids – I’m so career obsessed, or downright crazy, no man wanted to put a baby in me.

Filter – I need to cover up my post wall wreck of a face.

Alcohol – This is the one night a year I’m not sitting on the couch watching Grey’s Anatomy reruns.

Parents – I need someone to help me with this mess.

Friends – Same at any age.

Travel – I’ll expect you to endure my bucket list.

Kids – I have empty nest panic.

Car – Same at any age.

Tattoos – I’m still racing to the bottom!

Sovereignty above all else.

[Anonymous 12]

The photos with other men: Are they her brother, cousin, work mate, friend, pimp, lover, ex? What the f~~~? Why do I want to see a potential girlfriend hanging out with another man?

The Glamour/Slutty pic Usually posted by a woman who also says something like “No hook ups!/Sleaze bags!” or “Put your shirt back on guys!” even though you can clearly see her t~~~ are almost falling out or she is bending her arse into the camera.

Travel Look at me! I have been to all the cliche places!

[MonkParticipant 17023]

Pouting at the camera: Completely self-obsessed. The centre of a veritable constellation of Chads and orbiters.

[TheDudeParticipant 724]

Gym gear pic… I’m newly single and trying to get back in shape to secure my next wallet. I’ll quit in a week or two and just starve myself instead. Working out is hard.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

With a fish:Look I,m one of the guys! I love to fish!
Reality:
Get with me and you will get to smell something fishy everytime I take my undies off!

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Monk mode looks better and better each day. Good analysis.

[HermitParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

The photos of her with the kids – “I can’t raise these f~~~ers by myself.

That was a good one.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Don’t forget the one where she takes an overhead selfie of herself so you can’t tell how fat she is.
Any pics of these girls that are out of focus or blurred are included in order to hide their flaws.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[CrispParticipant 197]

Did not make it past “factory of sadness” without bursting out laughing.

Thanks man! I needed it.

Now to continue reading…

[narwhalParticipant]

Mr. Spock wrote:

Don’t forget the one where she takes an overhead selfie of herself so you can’t tell how fat she is.
Any pics of these girls that are out of focus or blurred are included in order to hide their flaws.

The headshot only shots can be broken into 2 categories. First, if there is no cleavage, then she’s telling you that she doesn’t think looks should matter, she believes in inner beauty. She will shame you if you decide she’s not attractive.

Second category is with cleavage. She really isn’t attractive, but she believes that her willingness to show cleavage and wear a lot of makeup makes up for it. All of this is trap as she will be completely unsexy the moment you are locked in any way.

Ok. Then do it.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

The “half a picture” with her current/previous man almost cropped out…
Makes me laugh..

[MurineesParticipant 704]

Nice job brother.

Don’t forget their popular line: I live my life to the fullness.

Which honestly I don’t understand what it means.

If I have to guess: full of drama, full of s~~~ test, full of themselves…

[HermitParticipant]

Whether it be date sites, or f~~~book, or whatever, they are just so full of s~~~. I think f~~~book is stupid, but I did go there one time just to see what this one girl put on there after I met her and got to know the real her. I’m not gonna’ talk bad about this gal, but I just think it’s hilarious what she writes about herself on line as it in no way tells you what the real person is like. Completely different…..way, WAY different.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Those Snapchat filters are the most annoying thing i’ve ever seen on Tinder.

Nothing screams too immature to waste my time on more than grown women with fake cartoon ears/eyes.

It’s not just the occasional woman doing it either, it’s like every 3rd-4th profile i’ve seen of women in their mid-late 30’s.

[Anonymous 12]

MonkeyMind wrote:

Those Snapchat filters are the most annoying thing i’ve ever seen on Tinder.

Nothing screams too immature to waste my time on more than grown women with fake cartoon ears/eyes.

It’s not just the occasional woman doing it either, it’s like every 3rd-4th profile i’ve seen of women in their mid-late 30’s.

Oh f~~~ yes! I hate that stuff but at the same time it was one of the best ways of knowing that woman is a perpetual child as well.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

You guys GO to facebook? And then log into Dating apps?

? Gentleman. The idea is to PROMOTE erections. NOT KILL THEM.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Back in my more purple pilled days I once called out a woman for posting a picture of herself with her children on a dating site.

“Did you get permission from your underaged daughters before posting their pictures on an adult dating website or are they part of a package deal?”

“Go f~~~ yourself.”

“It would probably be better than f~~~ing you.”

That was a very short conversation.

[MaddladParticipant 765]

Never date chicks that have lots of travel pics who say they love to travel, coz you can guarantee the c~~~s have had lots of exotic c~~~ from all over the world. They also can’t stay in one place for long and get bored easily.

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