The Sky-O's Got 99 Problems And A Bitch Ain't One!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

 

So it’s like since ditching my vaginal (and anal and throat f~~~ing) addiction:

I can now max out my IRA every year with some change to spare.

I can go on vacation for 21 days instead of 7 because I don’t have to stay in a $280 a night room and eat at nice restaurants.

My last physical came back okay because my blood pressure and related numbers are not all jacked up from wondering if the latest slut I’m banging is taking AC (alternate c~~~) behind my back.

I spend way more time at the park with my dog

Both vehicles are paid off and I make an extra principal payment on the mortgage every year since I don’t have to pay for a rare item called diamonds that are mined by 12 year old children in South Africa

Bonus version 3.0 – It’s called new skydiving gear. And no payments for a life insurance policy if something goes wrong because one of my bros has my back with taking care of my dog if my hobby ends tragically.

One word: Can you say ‘Scottrade’ that’s right gentlemen. I invest now on a monthly basis, the same amount that it use to cost me to maintain access to a vaginal orifice. As Borat would say. . . . . ‘Great Success!!’

I don’t have to respond to 50 texts a day and take texts like “I love you soooooooo much’ seriously. Yeah 8 o’s

And last but not least. . . . . I get to go to sleep every night without having to engage in something known as ‘making love’ and/or f~~~ing and sleep an entire eight hours without a parasite’s right arm wrapped around me, which prevents me from sleeping consistently throughout the night.

 

Keep it real playas !!

 

Sky-Fckn-O

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Another mgtow truth bomb detonates. Here’s a thought: as indicated by that post, and as a direct result of that post, somewhere in the world, there is a vagina owner who is unable to sell it at any price. She is not posting her thoughts here, but if she were, she’d probably be preoccupied with figuring out how she is now going to get all her needs met since the original plan of using vagina to achieve those things is now not working, and she has no back up plan. For every man who arranges his life in order to be able to write a post like this one, somewhere in the world there is a once entitled princess who now has to come up with a back up plan now that the vagina benefits have ended.

As I think of it now, it’s probably as close to ‘equality’ as any of them ever get. Because surviving without ‘vagina benefits’ is something men have always had to do. But until mgtow, women never really got the chance to see what life is like without them.

Isn’t it ironic that it’s actually mgtow that are providing women with that equal experience they’ve always said they wanted…?

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[MadmanParticipant 772]

Righteous brother! You are on the road to financial independence. You may want to look into Vanguard and index funds if you are stashing cash Money Mustache style. I have been using Scottrade for years but am now transitioning everything to Vanguard, where I would have saved thousands in fees and taxes by now.

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