The Simp In His Natural Habitat

[Anonymous 6]

https://mobile.twitter.com/B~~~~ofGlory/status/893582118646841344

Thoughts??

[JVBParticipant]

Vman lets see how he feels after she is done ripping his ball through his wallet. This f~~~ deserves it.

Peace is > piece.

[Yojimbo RockfordParticipant 348]

Besides getting to play with her Bewbies sometimes when her jumps through he hoops, what does he get for all this “support” he provides.

[HermitParticipant 1121]

His b~~~~. Her glory.

I don't hate women. I just feel better when they're not around.

[Anonymous 43]

what are my chances of getting to play with the afore mentioned Bewbies, it’s been a while, and I have some time on my hands?

pffft forget it, I probably won’t like them anyways. Keep yer bewbies to yerself honey. Not worth the s~~~ vortex.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

“My woman want’s nothing”. he says. Ha. Woman want everything.
He’s in for a miserable awaking. A big, jagged redpill is coming his way.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

The simp’s two most common positions.. On his knees, and opening his wallet.

[Anonymous 11]

His next tweet will feature him proudly sporting his new dog collar and leash.

I do wonder if she’s trained him to sit while peeing yet?

[metroid34Participant 135]

That guy is whipped and a lame , I bet shes cheating on him left and right at those army bases lol.

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