The "Shave my back hair TEST"

[RoddyParticipant 40]

Picked up a woman on POF, and for the first date we met for coffee after she got off work to see if there was any chemistry between us.

Within minutes of meeting at a coffee house, she started grilling me with interview questions. She ordered a drink, and I ordered nothing.

After her drink arrived and the waiter placed the check face down on the table, I dodged several of her questions and tried to get her to talk about herself. But she was going down her checklist and refused to be sidetracked.

Next, she told me that she had accidentally forgotten her purse at the office. She then asked me if I would mind lending her twenty bucks cash to pay for her mother’s meds that she needed to pickup on the way home.

I said to her, “Wow, we just met and you already need my money. Well then, let me ask you something, I’ve got a portable electric shaver in my car, would you mind giving me a back shave in exchange for that twenty dollars?”

She jumped out of her seat and nastly responded, “That’s disgusting, I’m going home.”

As she walked away I shot back, “Don’t forget your check!” Afterwhich, I got up and walked past the waiter using body language that communicated to him that I was not going to pay her check.

Outside the establishment, I peeked in a window and saw her pull a fifty dollar bill out of her pocket and hand it to the cashier.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Lol. Well played!

“And then he just left! Where are all the good men???”

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“I’ve got a portable electric shaver in my car, would you mind giving me a back shave in exchange for that twenty dollars?”

“That’s disgusting, I’m going home.”

“OK then just tickle my b~~~~ for $ 10.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 18]

Waiter before: “it’s the third free drink for this bitch this week, each from a new guy”

And After: “that will be 13.50 please”

Bitch : “mom, I’ll pick your meds tomorrow. I have a new date”

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Bwaaaahahahahaha!

That’s brilliant. Busted!

Stealthy: paying for prostitues with IOUs? Stylish dude, like it.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

“Shave my back.” That’s comedy Gold! I’m still laughing.

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Anonymous 42]

Chemistry 101: Cation/woman Anion/money = “compound 1w1m”, nearly inseparable…..
It’s like I’ve been saying all along; Women do not “bond” to “men”, they go straight past him and “bond” to his money!
To separate this chemical adhesion requires tearing the man in half!

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

OP, I laughed out loud when I read the thread title. What a slimy c~~~! She lies about not having cash on hand and even asks to borrow money?

Keymaster wrote:

“I’ve got a portable electric shaver in my car, would you mind giving me a back shave in exchange for that twenty dollars?”
“That’s disgusting, I’m going home.”
“OK then just tickle my b~~~~ for $ 10.”

This reminded me of a hillarious sex comic by Ignacio Noe. Very funny and the pics make it an enjoyable ‘read’ lol:

An Indecent Proposal

http://zizki.com/ignacio-noe/an-indecent-proposal

Resident cynic.

[HitmanParticipant]

i let a woman i met online from a dating site suck my dick, she got so horny she wanted to f~~~ and i told her NO , we just met ..are you on birth control ? do you have any diseases ? she started YELLING at me saying ” we’re ADULTS ! ADULTS F~~~ ! you cant TEASE me with your DICK IN MY MOUTH AND NOT F~~~ ME ! ” i just laughed ..it INFURIATED her ! .. another one wanted to borrow money on the first date ..i gave her nothing !

[CodeBleuParticipant 161]

Women are the most dishonest creatures walking god’s green earth. They all say we’re lying, cheating dogs. Project much?

[pharmerParticipant 407]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised at Roddy’s story but it’s just hard to believe anyone would pull such a stunt. The more they do this the more we are educated and assured we are on the right path.
Nice handling of that one there Roddy. Top marks 🙂

Never fuck a crazy chick.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

pharmer wrote:

I know I shouldn’t be surprised at Roddy’s story but it’s just hard to believe anyone would pull such a stunt.

Do you mean it’s hard to believe some woman would try to scam $20 plus the price of a drink off someone she just met from a dating website?

Spend enough time around women and you’ll see that’s the most believable part of the whole story. It’s what lets you know the rest of the story is true.

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