The Scimitar of Sander Vitreus

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  • #95202
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    EscapedMentalPatient
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    hehehe.

    Behold my new acquisition.  I have dubbed this fine blade “The Scimitar of Sander Vitreus “.

    Oh, how many Walleye will rue this day, mulling innocently neath the waves.

    From filet to frying pan in one easy cleft she shall be.

    This bad boy is of Finland’s finest.

    A brass hilt and rear quillon to match, coupled with a burled birch handle and super-flexible hand ground blade shall make this slayer of fish a flaying away from magnificence.  Well, that, and a s~~~load of beer.

     

    #95209
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    RoyDal
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    That is a beauty!

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #95213
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    ILiveAgain
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    I’m in love …  I must have her ?

    #95222
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    That’s mine! I knew it was missing, return shipping address is………..

    Never lose sight of what brought you here.

    #95227
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    ILiveAgain
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    That’s mine! I knew it was missing, return shipping address is………..

    Its not an ‘it’ … it’s a ‘her’ and she’s mine ?

    White knighting over a knife …. much better than the alternative ☺

    #95238
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    Mango Ingaway
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    That’s a beauty for sure 😀

    It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

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    EscapedMentalPatient
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    I’m in love … I must have her ?

    And should I fall in battle against this murky-eyed, bottom-dwelling beast good sir, she shall be yours to draw from the stone in our quest to fill our tables with bread-crumb laden goodness and fine ales. 😀

    Seriously though, they are currently on clearance at Bass Pro Shops, at least in my neck of the woods anyway.

    I do dream of somehow getting a MGTOW secret fishing trip together one day, where we can rent a cabin somewhere and have a seriously good outing.  Hopefully we can make this a reality at some point.  I think it would be a blast.  Though so many of us come from many different places near and far, I’m sure we can somehow put this together one day.

    #95356
    EscapedMentalPatient
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    White knighting over a knife …. much better than the alternative ☺

    hahahahaha.  I got a good laugh out of this, ILiveAgain.  Good one 🙂

    #95409
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    That’s mine! I knew it was missing, return shipping address is………..

    Its not an ‘it’ … it’s a ‘her’ and she’s mine ? White knighting over a knife …. much better than the alternative ☺

    Hilarious! You win romeo lol!

    Never lose sight of what brought you here.

    #95536
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    That’s one fine motherf~~~ing scimitar. Would love to kiss that beauty.

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