The satisfaction when your code works

[SolidParticipant 7520]

While some people are being dragged into the quicksand every single day, that guy archived something good.
Look like he did something small, but it is a everyday thing that after a while sums up, “format the code”, “writing more tests”, etc…
The poor simp in the other hand, everyday is getting more and more f~~~ed up.
In 10 years, if you sum it all, the simp will be feeling miserable and depressed, and the “navbar-guy” there will be proud of all his achievements.

No thot can bring me more happiness than my code working with at least 90% of test coverage ! HAHAHAHA

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Oh my God. I had a huge project involving quality control in lab testing for near-patient instruments. I dumped probably 200 hours into it, plus another 300 in testing and refinement.

That f~~~er works and I’m so God damn proud of it, but its extremely technical and I’m under an NDA.

And that was a drop in the bucket compared to the time I tried to put into a woman who didn’t deserve me.

Seeing code work gives me a rock hard masculine clitoris that you can see from space at night.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

I have to ask. How the HELL do you guys remember it all? Formating, and all of it.

I know it comes natural overtime, but MAN, when you have LINES and LINES of code to deal with, how do you coders manage it all?

I mean the simple debugging of code takes forever to do when you run into an issue. Hell, I can’t even master SQL.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[SkelatorParticipant 1261]

When will people stop considering marriage and having babies as an accomplishment and call it what it is. Slavery.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

iMickey503 wrote:

I have to ask. How the HELL do you guys remember it all? Formating, and all of it.

I know it comes natural overtime, but MAN, when you have LINES and LINES of code to deal with, how do you coders manage it all?

I mean the simple debugging of code takes forever to do when you run into an issue. Hell, I can’t even master SQL.

Code is in my blood. Syntax is actually the smallest part of it. Understanding the objects, models, and functionality is why I get paid. Part of it is just experience and expertise. The other part is just pure logic and reasoning.

What will really make your head spin is when you get something as highly configurable as the application I work on. There are potentially hundreds of user settings that can modify behavior or suppress reporting. It’s nuts.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[SolidParticipant 7520]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

And that was a drop in the bucket compared to the time I tried to put into a woman who didn’t deserve me.

Exactly, now repeat it for a long time, like 10 years, when you look back you will think “man, I made some really amazing things”…
A married man will just look back and “I lost my youth and energy trying to make someone happy, and I failed to make me happy”.

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Seeing code work gives me a rock hard masculine clitoris that you can see from space at night.

No c~~~ will ever know neither understand the feeling of satisfaction that we have doing what we do !!

iMickey503 wrote:

I mean the simple debugging of code takes forever to do when you run into an issue. Hell, I can’t even master SQL.

One big thing is, build software that is easy to test and debug, it will save you countless hours doing so.
Always write tests along with your code, by tests I mean unit/integration/end2end tests, I know that is tempting to test only “when it is done”, seems more productive, but it is not.
Try to focus on the logic and the components (classes/services), and how they interact with each other, than on language specific things.
Even if is less optimal, always prefer to check everything (variables, values, etc…) and report it in the case of anything wrong (log/print/throw an exception) , it consumes CPU time for sure I won’t deny it, but it will make bugs easier to spot.

Read the “clean code” book, this is a great way to write good code. Memorizing language things is just a detail, you really get it with time, like learning a foreign language.
Prefer name your variables/methods (this is described in the book above) in a way that it give you context, it always help anyone reading the code.
Remember, 99% of the code lifetime is reading, 1% is writing it, so don’t fear languages that are more verbose, but are easier to read, focus on making the code easy to read, the logic easy to understand, and debug it will be a walk in the park.

For learning a language (ruby/java/python) for example, just get focused on that. Take a whole week, 2 hours per day on week days, 8 hours per day on the weekend, and write everything that you can imagine on that language, basic data structures & object models if it applies to the language, implement some naive algorithms, some basic system interaction functions like sockets/files/syscalls/database access, then some concurrency (threads/processes/fibers/coroutines), and finally some language specific patterns & design patterns. After finishing it, you not only had some good exercise on your skills, but will also become more fluent in the new language.

Believe me, a BP will take a whole year to go through this process just because “he can’t focus”. As a MGTOW, those 2 hours will result into far more knowledge being absorbed, without peace the mind can’t focus properly, this is why manginas usually “stuck” some time after college (when they usually find their lil pumpkin, usually in the same year when they start making 6 digits). I’ve seen guys who were really smart, have the talent and focus, become just another average developer after they get married.

Be happy brother, you will become fluent with time, and it is something that you have, if you were in the matrix, those skills would look like something impossible to master !

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Skelator wrote:

When will people stop considering marriage and having babies as an accomplishment and call it what it is. Slavery.

In a society where single mothers who raise their children to be obese and depressed can brag on social media about how they rock being a single mother, and everyone think that they are “amazing” despite being just a bunch of loser women who made some really bad decisions in life, in a society like ours, I won’t consider anything that it praises as an accomplishment as something good.

Good point brother, “we are a good slave” is what those people mean with “you got a wife, kids, a really high paying job, you have SUCCESS !!”, it means “you have alimony waiting to happen, kids that will be kidnapped from you and you will have to pay child support for her useless mother buy new clothes for her, a job that makes you work 60 hours a week so you can have money to pay for the c~~~ spending habit, her college debt, and your mortage, and the promise of easy sex in the married life become just a hand job once a month”.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

I’m known for 2 things in my department best. One of them is writing self documenting code. The other is the abundance of code comments.

Trust me, it helps. It’s more like reading a story than reading code.

You also want to have extremely specific specifications. The more narrow your requirements are, the easier it is to get each unit of work out. I write code with some very High specificity, but then I generalize it so that it can be heavily re used.

The biggest problem that I see from newer developers is that they try to do too much, and they have a really difficult time narrowing focus to do a specific thing at a time. You should basically be working from a checklist, and each unit of functionality should be able to be described with a sentence. If it takes much more than that, you might be taking too big of a bite.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[JVBParticipant]

Marriage and kids. I’m amazed at how they came up with such a unique concept. Especially at that age !!!

Peace is > piece.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

You also want to have extremely specific specifications. The more narrow your requirements are, the easier it is to get each unit of work out.

Man, this is the main reason why I hate female system analysts !!!
They don’t comprehend the business logic then they write bogus specifications, usually full of double interpretations and not even specific enough to be called a “specification”, so they can be “always right”. If you ask them “what the hell you mean with this ?”, they will try to “win” the situation by blaming you for not understanding what she wrote. Like any communication problem with c~~~s, is never their fault, is always someone else who “can’t understand” !

I’ve seen things like “REQ-00XX – The software must detect if the email was delivered with success”, we had a problem that some antispam systems don’t reject your email right away, they instead send another email to the sender saying that the email was filtered, sometimes the user has his email box full, etc… Several situations that can happen and an important email won’t be delivered. The c~~~ MAGIC solution, was to connect to everyones inbox and check all emails search for the email just sent ! It means store the users PASSWORD in plain text, since we would need to perform the authentication… And as you can guess, I tried to argue with her, others tried the same, but “men are too stubborn to understand how a simple network system works”.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

What EXACTLY has HE done for himself ?
I would guess giving their age, and general immaturity, not to mention EVERYTHING ELSE, that HE just about GUARANTEED himself Child Support payments for twins as well as baby mama support payments. CONGRAT-U-F~~~ULATIONS !!!

Will he still be so “proud” of all his “accomplishments” after she kicks him out, and he continues to PAY for “their first house” as he rides by on his bicycle, and sees Chads car parked out front ???

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 0]

That kid is absolutely f~~~ed.

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