The rampant white knighting of Forrest Gump, Family Guy-style

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Some of you may have already seen this, but it’s worth watching if you haven’t.

It’s why I never really loved Forrest Gump as much as everybody else did. I won’t rip on the guy himself too much, because he was just an innocent, but the “love story” of that movie still had a rather immoral edge to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR1rV6MtIco

As my mama always said, stupid is as stupid does.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Forrest himself was great, Jenny was a real c~~~, just like c~~~s who “get out and live life”, aka ride the c~~~ carousel until they’re 30 and then come back to the fool who expressed his love for them when they were young, marry him and… ahhh you know the drill.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

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