The Perfect Storm……..A true tale

[Anonymous 3]

this happened awhile back. I was walking around a mall & I spotted a woman sitting alone at a table. I said ” Hi “. she gave me cue that it would b ok to join her. I did. After a brief chat we were in her car headed to my place. I had lost my drivers license due to ” bad luck “. As she drove i could’nt help but notice her driving was a little erratic. She was consistently crossing double solid lines & going around blind curves in the wrong lane. we got stopped by the police. we got out of the car. The cop showed her a number of infractions on her vehicle including a busted tail light. She demured & we were let go & the cop drove off. she couldnt find her keys to the car. turns out she left them on the back fender of the patrol car. This was before every body carried a cell. it was a long process of flagging down a car,going to a pay phone, calling the police, etc. etc., but eventually we got to my place. i did not waste any time & she was laid. after the ” dirty deed ” as we used to say, I got up and rested on the couch in the other room. thats when the whining started ” he doesnt really care. etc. etc. ” i got up & made nice,nice & eventually got her to leave. ( catch & release ). no number exchange. As I said ” this was back in the day when I still said Hi ” And now the rest of the story as Paul Harvey would say: I am at home. there is a torrential downpour, thunder, lightening, the whole 9 yards. There’s a knock at the door. Its her looking like a drowned rat. ” My car broke down. Can I use your phone. ” i tell her to take her clothes off b/c I dont want her dripping all over the place. Her naked body is her ace in the hole or hole ace as I think of it now.She says ” I’m thirsty ” I tell her to get something out of the fridge,she wants ice. She opens up the freezer. the door comes off. She drops the glass. i say use the phone. she picks up the phone & knocks over a lamp. I say you gotta go, but shes naked. i’m sucked in ( literally ) i finally give her the boot. Shortly after I move with no forwarding address. Thus it ends

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Sounds like you’ve had some interesting hookups.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 6]

Damn what a fine mess of a woman! Did she also happen to get struck by lightning on the way out?

[The Manipulated ManParticipant 1856]

Do we really pay prostitutes for the sex?

No.

We pay them to leave.

What happens when a man finally comprehends the cold and calculating thoughts that are going through a woman's mind, while her eyes are brimming with tears?

[Anonymous 3]

Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out

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