The Perfect Date? – Yes It Can Happen!

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  • #741636
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    John Wick
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    I did it on a whim last night with no planning. It was purely spontaneous on my part. I Was sitting at home, and bored. So I decided to have a c~~~tail and a good hot shower, got dressed and hit the road. I went to see the 9:00 PM movie Jumanji. After that, I hit up the local Ruby Tuesdays joint for a few of cold beers, some appetizers, and a loaded burger.

    I figured it would be a fairly cheap date, but was wrong. It cost me about $65.00 before I was done. But man, I have to say I had a blast! Worth every f~~~ing penny and can’t wait to go on another one. So I guess there’s no such thing as a cheap date! But I don’t care!

    I’ve wanted to see this movie since it came out. I lived in Keene, NH when Robin Williams filmed the first one. It was a cool thing to watch him film that one, but I think this one was better.

    Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.

    #741647
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    Aussie
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    Did you f~~~ yourself on your first date ?

    You did ?

    You’re just another dinner whore!

    " I feel threatened "

    #741649
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    John Wick
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    Did you f~~~ yourself on your first date ?

    You did ?

    You’re just another dinner whore!

    I wanted to but… I was too full of beer and food.

    Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.

    #741664
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    John Wick
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    I think I can really get into this dating s~~~…

    I just booked my flight, hotel, car and tickets a few moments ago.

    Next Stop – Huey Lewis and the News at Hard Rock in Florida

    April 20th

    Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.

    #741675
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    Grumpy
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    I wanted to but… I was too full of beer and food.

    Why you ungrateful selfish dinner whore…
    Now you owe yourself one

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #741676
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    Black_knight
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    Just don’t go marrying yourself, otherwise you’ll lose half your stuff to yourself in your inevitable divorce self-raping.

    #741716
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    Joetech
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    I wanted to but… I was too full of beer and food.

    So, you couldn’t give consent, right?

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #741721
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    Untamed
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    Well, as long as you didn’t go f~~~ yourself then I’ll have agree, sounds like the perfect date.

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #741736
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    Gerald
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    I think I can really get into this dating s~~~…

    I just booked my flight, h gotel, car and tickets a few moments ago.

    Next Stop – Huey Lewis and the News at Hard Rock in Florida

    April 20th

    They were tge first concert i ever went to

    No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

    #741746
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    TheSpice
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    2644

    I think I can really get into this dating s~~~…

    That’s The Power of Love! *bah dump bump*

    "I've been thinking about what it would be like if we got back together."
    "You know it's too late for that."

    #741747
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    John Wick
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    They were tge first concert i ever went to

    If I keep this up, I may just end up on the next Chase Sapphire Reserve credit card commercial!

    Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.

    #741754
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    Aussie
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    I wanted to but… I was too full of beer and food.

    So, you couldn’t give consent, right?

    Yes but he is waiting the required 10 years minimum before accusing himself of rape.

    #HIMTOO

    " I feel threatened "

    #741759
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    John Wick
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    Yes but he is waiting the required 10 years minimum before accusing himself of rape.

    I’m going to bet on twenty –

    While I didn’t get any head on the ride back home, I also didn’t have to listen to anyone tell me or watch them text all of her friends and post on Fukbook, that she didn’t like the movie, the beer was warm and the burger was under cooked. My dime, my time. The movie was great, beer was cold and the burger of cheese was well done. Perfect.

    Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.

    #741788
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    Jan Sobieski
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    Just rape your right hand.

    Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

    #741790
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    John Wick
    John Wick
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    Just rape your right hand.

    My thoughts exactly.

    Cost vs. Benefit man – Cost vs. Benefit Besides, when I do that the feeling is the same as if I were placing it in a Cum Dumpster.

    Imagine that.

    Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.

    #745603
    ForeverDone
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    I did it on a whim last night with no planning. It was purely spontaneous on my part. I Was sitting at home, and bored. So I decided to have a c~~~tail and a good hot shower, got dressed and hit the road. I went to see the 9:00 PM movie Jumanji. After that, I hit up the local Ruby Tuesdays joint for a few of cold beers, some appetizers, and a loaded burger.

    I figured it would be a fairly cheap date, but was wrong. It cost me about $65.00 before I was done. But man, I have to say I had a blast! Worth every f~~~ing penny and can’t wait to go on another one. So I guess there’s no such thing as a cheap date! But I don’t care!

    I’ve wanted to see this movie since it came out. I lived in Keene, NH when Robin Williams filmed the first one. It was a cool thing to watch him film that one, but I think this one was better.

    Nice date. However, you can make it even better next time. You can get a lot of these movies that are in theaters on Vudu at the same time. If you have a big screen, then you’re golden. Next, you get the best beef from the butcher and watch him ground it for you. Next, get some fresh baked buns from the bakery. Finally, get an amazing bottle of wine. Some spuds for fries (or whatever sides you’re in to) Then you have have an amazing experience.

    With bedbugs now at your local theaters, I’m preferring my home theater instead of the bugamax.

    #752059
    Meek Mill
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    Just don’t go marrying yourself, otherwise you’ll lose half your stuff to yourself in your inevitable divorce self-raping.

    Hahahahahah, hey man. It’s worth. At least he gets to live with his soul mate.

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