The one line guaranteed that she leaves you alone.

[GoneFishin’Participant 189]

“Can you loan me $20 for cigarettes and a 6 pack? [cough, cough] My unemployment check is late.”

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

I haven’t been laid in 20 years. Wanna help end my drought?

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I’m poor

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

I have erectile dysfunction.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[TuneoutParticipant]

Hey,do you know where to score some Meth?

(just make sure she doesn’t look like a Meth head)

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

i like rim jobs, is that too forward?

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Pack your bags and get out of town for a few days, until things blow over…

Peace brothers

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

If you don’t co sign this loan I need, you are showing that you are not committed to me.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[HitmanParticipant]

I’m literally buried in debt from my divorce. ..it just won’t end. ..
.
This way I don’t have to lie..!

[Anonymous 54]

Will you help me pay my alimony?

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

“Just so you’re aware, I had a vasectomy a few years ago. Hope you don’t want kids.”

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[RennieParticipant]

“I love you” – Or something similar that makes you sound really desperate and clingy.

You very well won’t see the likes of her again.

Note: I see by reading the first page of comments that someone also suggested that one. I wasn’t sure if that was a good suggestion, or not, but I guess it is after all.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I live with my parents.

I’m s~~~ broke.

I smoke.(c~~~s hate cigarette smokers.)

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

You better wine me and dine me if I’m gonna think your worth being around.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

What do you have to offer other than your pussy?

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[The Manipulated ManParticipant 1856]

Here are a few:

“I like Donald Trump;”

Talking about reality;

And bringing up men’s rights issues.

What happens when a man finally comprehends the cold and calculating thoughts that are going through a woman's mind, while her eyes are brimming with tears?

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

“If you want to go out with me, I’ll have to ask my mom. But I’m sure she could drive us! Maybe we could go to McDonalds or something…”

Note: Just a heads up here, this line doesn’t work if you’re 12 years old.

[narwhalParticipant]

Say nothing. Dress poorly and stare at her chest.

Ok. Then do it.

[MelkiorrParticipant 200]

Honey, you are fat.

[ConstantineParticipant 4419]

I’ve asked my doctor if it’s contagious. He said yeah, really contagious.

It’s not gonna suck itself.

Yeah I’m free tomorrow night – not sure about the rest of the week though, I might have to flee the country soon.

It’s not gonna suck itself. Oh wait, maybe it will…

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

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