The one line guaranteed that she leaves you alone.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

I’m ok for now as long as my unemployment goes through…hey you seem caring, can I get a ride home?

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 54]

Im a litle femimist mangina!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“I lost my job today” is a great one.

“Go away” never works the way I hoped. That’s when she says “I’M NOT LEAVING!!! I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE!!”. If you want her to go away, tell her how beautiful she is, you can’t live without her, she’s the reason you breathe, and you have no money. She’ll leave.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

Are you a doctor? Because I have the worst rash/sore/infection and I really need someone to take a look at it.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

i have to advise you you are being recorded. Please, go on…

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

“I want to have threesome with your mom. If your sister wants to hop in, it’s double the fun! Whaddaya say?”

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[BoarParticipant]

Wanna see my pet tick?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

The gay line unfortunately doesn’t work since women have this instantaneous sense whether you are one or not. However maybe this will ….

make me a sandwich and don’t forget the mayonnaise, c~~~.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[FermatParticipant 3478]

I’m x-thousand dollars in debt. Think you could help me out with that?

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Man some really good ones have already been taken but you could try asking her to pay the rent.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[BobarioParticipant 96]

Just telling them “I have no money” works a treat.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Bobario wrote:

Just telling them “I have no money” works a treat.

Depends on how well dressed you are, groomed, and the vehicle you own otherwise they will know your bsing.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Anonymous 54]

I know a great chinese resteraunt where they serve cat.(thers a cat sitting in my lap as i write this)

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

I see dead people.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Anonymous 18]

I don’t want to end up like your father. Please don’t turn into your mother. Did I say I lub you?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Mum & dad will worry if I don’t get back home as I left my basement unlocked.

I only came out for some coke and tissues.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Wanna move to Saudi Arabia?

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

“I’m 5ft9 and I’ve just had a pay freeze.”

[Anonymous 54]

Joey Alfio wrote:

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make me a sandwich and don’t forget the mayonnaise, c~~~.

I cant stop laughing at this. The dirrect aproach! Yea Man!!!

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

” I Love You.”

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

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