The OFFICIAL "OMG it's SO BAD" Online dating thread

[TheRunningManParticipant 71]

Looks like I’ll start us off! LOL…
Just TRY to get through this bitch’s profile without barfing.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/theuglyshoe?cf=regular

 

Claims she isn’t a ‘man hater’, but refuses to talk to anyone on the very site she signed up on for ‘dating’. Perhaps we should just report her profile for some good laughs, see how p~~~ed she gets when she is banned haha.

[flamesabersParticipant 55]

<cite>@ph4ze_9 said:</cite>
Claims she isn’t a ‘man hater’, but refuses to talk to anyone on the very site she signed up on for ‘dating’.

But in her self-summary she says if you’re a feminist you should have already messaged her. Or is that just for platonic friends? I find it a bit odd how she says she’s interested in men between the ages of 25-42, while she is only 21. I can’t help but think she’s looking for an older man to be a sugar daddy to pay off her student loans and otherwise financially support her considering she doesn’t have much of an income if any at all. She has very specific criteria for what she wants from a man, yet she says nothing about what she brings to a relationship other than her ego. I guess if we only meet her in person we’ll be basking in her glory. Lol.

I also don’t get the logic of her describing herself as a teacher in her self-summary but then later on she says she’s studying to be a teacher. I don’t know if it’s more disturbing or laughable how she calls herself a super smart and creative genius, but lacks the foresight to realize her major has no real job prospects. I suspect she’ll graduate from college with mountains of student loans, be stuck in a low paying job and feeling bitter that the patriarchy is oppressing her.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

I’m an incredibly pro-equality feminist, but I am not a man hater.

When a woman tells you what she is, she isn’t. When she tells you what she isn’t, she is. When she tells you what she wants, it isn’t. When she tells you what she doesn’t want, it is. When she tells you what she likes, she doesn’t. When she tells you what she hates (drama, players etc) she loves it. They are the opposite of how they present themselves.

[Anonymous 5]

You Should message me if: Oh, you probably shouldn’t. I’m so picky and realistically, the type of guy that I am looking for is not likely to be on a website like this.That being said, if you are Ed Helms or know him and can introduce us, certainly message me! Haha.

 

 

If I had a penny for every time I saw this (or variant) on dating profiles I’d be a rich man.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Typical self-important and self-absorbed c~~~…God pity the man that marries that beast! He will be f~~~ed…and not in a good way!

The sad part is almost every f~~~ing t~~~ in the online dating world has this kind of mentality whether the fat hairy she-beast wants to admit it or not. I wish the U.S. would just legalize prostitution. Pussy would become a cheap wholesale commodity. Then all these stupid bitches could sit and spin in their own s~~~. HA!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[flamesabersParticipant 55]

<cite>@soul_man said:</cite>
I wish the U.S. would just legalize prostitution.

I agree. I think George Carlin sums it up perfectly:

[Jim01Participant 6678]

” amazeb~~~~” who actually uses words like that?

[VileNordParticipant 766]

Screenshot for when she deletes the profile…

I’m assuming you’re going to read this, Ms. uglyshoe. I take this assumption based on the fact that you linked here and are fretting an awful lot about our “attack” upon your person (thanks for the link BTW). Shall we analyze your remarks? Yes! Yes we shall! I can’t wait to see what truths we uncover!

Apparently some guys who have nothing better to do than bash women who identify as feminists started a forum about me?

No. Some guys started a forum about how repulsive western women have become. We just started a thread about your ridiculous dating profile.

I’m uncertain why my rejection was so important to you that you had to spread your hatred all over the Internet. /forums/topic/the-official-omg-its-so-bad-online-dating-thread

This is one webpage darling. The whole internet? Well aren’t you the cute little martyr 🙁 Once again, thanks for the link!

I send messages to guys and I don’t hear back. Do I get upset and spew hatred on the Internet? No. Because I respect people’s decisions.

That is not what this (site, forum, thread) is about. This is about women who have lost their grip on the reality of societal responsibilities and your dating profile marks you out as a perfect example of one of these women. Don’t take it personal love, we are just as hard on all your ilk.

This thread has honestly hurt me and upset me. I know, in some way that means they’ve ‘won’ but honestly, they want me to be a bitch about it. But I’m not a bitch. I’m a sensitive human being that deserves the same respect as anyone else and when people bash me senselessly, it hurts.

We are not out to hurt you, we are out to inform men about who you really are. We are here to remove the blinders that your vaginas have put on our eyes. Bash you senselessly? Come on now, your simply a representative of all the evil that feminism can muster. To top it all off, your a school teacher! You probably stroll into class everyday giving a mile of leniency towards girls and telling all the little boys that they are nothing but future wife beaters and rapists. Go f~~~ yourself. We’ve not bashed you nearly enough.

I know none of these insults have any merit.

LOL! And you call yourself a genius!

These are just highly insecure people that feel the need to throw insults at whomever rejects them. I’m upset because it hurts to know that there are so many people out there who can be this hateful for no reason.

We are the opposite of insecure people here at MGTOW.com. Furthermore, we are not insulting you because you or some other women rejected us, we insult you because you are stupid and a prime example of the women that we, as proud accomplished men, aim to shun. The only way women like you will realize what a crock of s~~~ feminism is and how much damage it has caused society is for good, strong, and loving “providers” like us to simply stop paying any attention to you. You have a pussy, we have everything else. Feminists are a dying breed and you did it to yourself by driving all the good men away. Good luck with that.

And if you’re the type of person to be this hateful, then no, I’m not the type of person who is going to date you.

Whew! I was sweating nervous bullets there for a second!

I’ve never done anything to these men. I’m just living my life and making choices to myself and this is the backlash I get.

There is no such thing as a “pro-equality feminist.” That’s like me saying I’m a pro-equality racist. You may not have done anything to us personally, but as long as you walk around spewing feminist hatred, you are the enemy of mankind. Especially if you are an authority figure for children. You make me sick to my stomach.

I am terrified for my life. As an outspoken feminist, I risk harassment and violence. This is verbal violence. This is an attempt to tarnish me. It hurts and it’s scary.

Really? Terrified for your life? Not a soul amongst us preaches violence against women. If a man comes here and starts talking that s~~~, he is banned just as fast as a feminist would be. Your words tarnished your own character all by them self. Are you looking for some white knight to come and shelter you from all the scary MGTOW? We are only scary to you because you don’t understand us, and you will never understand us because we are men. But we understand you! We know all about the way women like you think.

Do they even know the things other men say on their profiles before they go accusing women of things?

Yes

I am just so sad that there are such hateful people in the world. But I wanted to put this up so maybe people will see it and can see the disgusting hypocrisy of it. This is why I am a feminist – because I am not allowed to do anything without being called a ‘bitch’ or a ‘c~~~.’

I wish you could answer me here, just this once, so that I could hear what your definition of hypocrisy is. At least men say what they mean. Calling us hypocrites for bashing the words of a feminist school teacher is truly worthy of a laugh! A lot of the men on this forum grew up with teachers like you, and it ruined us for a long, long time. We grew up unable to defend ourselves when a girl hit us, unable to say what was on our mind while the girls had carte blanche. We grew up with the lies of feminism ringing in our ears, making us feel like second class human beings. All the while, you f~~~ing females are the most untrustworthy, unscrupulous, manipulative, dishonest, and outright dishonorable creatures on the planet. You won’t make it very far here trying to shame us, we see through your veil of feminine mystique to the true nature your kind possesses and we know that you have absolutely nothing on us. My hand can make me cum just as well as the prettiest pussy in the world. Checkmate.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Funny how the last blurb of her profile states that she’s now wary of men because of this website and doesn’t want to meet anyone from okstupid because of it.  Funny, if I recall correctly she wasn’t interested in meeting anyone from okstupid unless it was whatever actor she had previously referenced.  God does it get any more wack-a-doodle than this?  Well, I’m sure it does…but now princess is going to be looking under her bed for the boogie man now all because some smelly old boys made fun of her on the interwebz.  BOO-F~~~ING-HOO!  Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!  Trust me toots…us MGTOW got much better things to do than lurk in the shadows waiting to jump out and go BOOO! to your ilk.

And as a token of good faith that we EMPHATICALLY ARE NOT a bunch of testosterone soaked, raincoat wearing rapist…here is a picture of a cute cat.  We all know women love cats!  Cheers!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[LiveFreeParticipant 172]

Verbal violence… Lol! What next, verbal rape? Feminuts sure do like playing the victim. Criticism = Violence. Gimme a f~~~in’ break!

For every man truly going his own way, some woman, somewhere, has to pay her own way through life.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LOL! she put the link in her profile?????

Well if “theuglyshoe” fits.

the type of guy that I am looking for is not likely to be on a website like this

That’s a very interesting statement considering among all those paragraphs about herSELF, there is not a single mention (or description) of the type of guy she is looking for. Even if the type of guy she is looking for were standing in front of her reading her profile, he wouldn’t be able to introduce himself. But I found him for her….

Forget dating sites. The type of guy she is looking for can be found at NOW headquarters.

A match made in heaven.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MattParticipant 10]

It would be fair enough, if it wasn’t for the fact that these conceited, narcissistic young women are only too pleased to issue the most egregious, spiteful, acerbic, calculated insults and innuendos towards any man (or woman, for that matter) who has the nerve to question aloud their behaviour, even if it is coming from a place of genuine concern and dismay.

 

It’s a very bizarre ‘feminism’ when it actually degrades women and renders them as little more than heartless objects of purely ‘biological’ intrigue.

 

They themselves contradict, by virtue of their behaviour, the very ‘isms’ that they tend to espouse the most, I find nowadays. Not just feminism, either.

 

Okay, so I’m generalising, and exceptions will always exist. But when you see the same damn thing throughout school, college, and the workplace, and indeed, all around you ALL THE TIME, it tends to colour your perspective on these issues, a tad.

[flamesabersParticipant 55]

@Keymaster-Good point about her saying the guy she wants probably doesn’t join dating sites. It makes me wonder why did she bother to create her account in the first place. Was she hoping to win the lottery so to speak? Or did she fail to see a better alternative to catch the guy she wants? It’s sad I think for one to set such high or unusual standards for a potential partner that the person resorts to looking for Mr./Ms. Perfect in the most unlikeliest of places.

I’m getting curious as to what the other profiles say, but I don’t want to create my own profile.

@shashim72-There’s eye rape, so I’m sure the concept of verbal rape is likely to come about. Whatever happened to the saying “sticks and stones shall break my bones but words will never hurt me.” The very notion of verbal violence or verbal rape I think is an insulting comparison to the trauma people suffer from living through real violence or rape. I’ve yet to see someone get a concussion from verbal violence or an STD from verbal rape.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Who cares what her motivations are. As you can tell by the profile, she’s not there to meet “the type of man she’s looking for” because we know even if he were standing right in front of her, she wouldn’t know it or throw herself at him anyway. That’s why she only talks about herself instead of anything about “the type of man she is looking for”.

You don’t have to bother creating a profile to know what all the other profiles say. Let me save you the trouble.

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Hi.

I don’t have anything to say about myself / don’t know what to say here. You have to meet me to find out. I love to laugh and travel. My friends would call me adjective, adjective, adjective, adjective, adjective, adjective, and adjective. I have a sarcastic sense of humor. Must love dogs. My kids are the most important thing in my life. I am just as comfortable in jeans as I am in a little black dress. I like to go out but I also like to curl up with a movie on the couch. I like the finer things in life (as if that’s some kind of rare quality). If you want to know anything else , just ask! But don’t message me if you _____ (insert bulls~~~ list of disqualifications here) ________.

Favorite TV shows: Grey’s Anatomy
Favorite Music: Justin Bieber. One Direction.
Last Book Read: 50 Shades Of Grey
Has Pets: Yes. Cat.

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TRANSLATION: I breathe air.

There. I just saved you from paying $24.95 a month for the possibility of paying for sex. Female dating profiles are some of the most unimaginative vapid, uninteresting s~~~ you will ever read in your life. If you want to know why… just visit http://justgirlythings.tumblr.com and drown yourself in the dumbest endless list of s~~~ they fill their heads with during their formative years. Glittery iPhone holders. Photos of Starbucks cups drowning in marshmallows and caramel sauce…. more junk food, and followed by insecurities about being fat. Wishing. Day dreaming. Wanting. Texting. Planning a wedding with no boyfriend in sight.

Then they buy a pair of s~~~ty glasses, become “a feminist”, and BOOM! the result is above.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

You nailed it KeyMaster!  That IS every goddamn woman’s online dating profile!  Hoe…er, I mean how creative?

In other words…

“I am a precious and unique snowflake and just to prove it I will publish the same ‘ol bland generic horse s~~~ profile that every other deluded princess does…”

LULZ

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[LiveFreeParticipant 172]

@Soul Man: theuglymug must be one of those extra-special, super-delicate snowflakes who develop Internet induced PTSD.

@keymaster: A match made in heaven indeed considering that theuglymug is looking for a sugar daddy. Sugar daddies =/= Creepy old men.

For every man truly going his own way, some woman, somewhere, has to pay her own way through life.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

What a date with her would be like

[MendokusaiParticipant 256]

Just the smug self entitled  look on her face from the avatar should be enough to scare any  sane male (except maybe the horniest) from replying.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You know the big fat rimmed feminist glasses are there to make a statement – in all three of her pictures. Also taken by self – or computer cam – instead of a friend or in a social setting. She’s not datable based solely on that. Too f~~~ing lazy. 2 out of 3 pictures are almost identical except she turned her head slightly and opened her mouth. The 3rd is hair up , and some lipstsick. Don’t break a nail, sugar. Can’t even walk to the other side of the room and stand for a shot, or use another one. At least f~~~ing stand in another outfit casual, a dress, or even your jeans and ugg-ly boots (since she calls herself uglyshoe)

This is the kind of non-effort women put into presenting themselves to men they want to be interested. You just can’t get any f~~~ing lazier. “I’ll just take 3 selfies, post a hysterical feminist rant, and the email offers will just roll in.” No wonder she already doesn’t think she’s going to meet someone worthwhile. She’s not even worthwhile herself!

But this is interesting, I went over to their JOIN page and lol-ed when i saw their options.

If you’re gay… they give you an option to prevent straight people from seeing you. (WTF?)
If you’re bi… they give you an option to prevent straight people from seeing you.
If you’re straight… you don’t get the option.

They don’t even word it politely: “I don’t want to see or be seen by straight people”.

But if you’re straight, you can’t check: “I don’t want to see or be seen by gays”.

Of course you’re not gonna meet the type of man you want, honey!
OKCupid is a motherf~~~ing feminist / gay cesspool toilet.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

personally, I put up a profile that was unflattering to me and 100% honest. I’ve gotten some good laughs out of the few responses from women with an actual sense of humor. I don’t expect to “find someone” on OK Cupid, but I get a good laugh or 20 at all the pathetic men and women on that site trying to sell themselves. All the men are trying to tell women what they THINK women want to hear. And the women… dear Lord in Heaven. If I’ve seen it once I’ve seen it ten thousand times… “my kids are my life, they always come first”. Yeah, nothing makes a man feel wanted like knowing no  matter what he never comes first. The women actually lie more than the men, and I was pretty sure most of my life men were bigger liars than women…. up until I had a dozen “relationships”.

Women are strange critters, they never consider anyone but themselves and their reputation. The same woman that claims hers children always come first ignore them most of the time unless a bone is sticking out or blood is gushing.

Anywho, Miss UglyShoes is just a typical brain dead feminist. No moral compass and an eternal victim complex, which is cool, because those kind of women are easy to make cry. I find a crying feminist hilarious on so many levels. So good work guys one more victory for the “good” guys.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

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