The New Star Wars

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

I thought I would save everyone the cost of a movie ticket, so that you don’t have to go out on a limb with what will probably be the new Star Wars.  Cheers.

*SPOILER ALERT*

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[RoyDalParticipant]

Too funny! Too, too funny!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[MonkeyKingEnma21Participant 156]

Very well done.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Thanks guys. 🙂

We’ve got to stop and laugh from time to time, and I’m glad I could provide a chuckle or two.

Cheers.

[Anonymous 3]

lol!!

The main character is a woman isn’t it? And it’s JJ Abrams. So it’s going to be feminist BS and a ton of lens flares. I will watch it maybe a few years later or something on BD.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

lol Yes, Phoenix.  I’m with you on that one.

I won’t be lining up to pay for it, but I’m sure I’ll watch it in one way or another in future.

My experience with going to the theater to see Episode I when it came out, fairly stamped out any excitement I’ll ever have for the continuance of the epic thread that is Star Wars.

 

[MDawgDizMizzleParticipant 73]

You bastardized my most beloved franchise and made me laugh while doing it. I’ll let it slide. Creative as f~~~.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

MDawgDizMizzle wrote:

You bastardized my most beloved franchise and made me laugh while doing it. I’ll let it slide. Creative as f~~~.

lol sorry brother.  And no offense intended.  I too have attended and remain a member of the Church Of The Dark Side.  I’d most likely never disrespect the ‘Fett either.

I’m still p~~~ed off that his death was reduced to that debacle of a jet-pack mishap into the gaping maw of the sarlacc.  Boba was just too cool to go out that way.  He at least deserved a straight shot from Han; even Greedo got that before the digital re-imagining of him “firing first”.  Always liked that battle-worn lookin’ bastard. 🙂

[MDawgDizMizzleParticipant 73]

EscapedMentalPatient wrote:

Diz wrote:

You bastardized my most beloved franchise and made me laugh while doing it. I’ll let it slide. Creative as f~~~.

lol sorry brother. And no offense intended. I too have attended and remain a member of the Church Of The Dark Side. I’d most likely never disrespect the ‘Fett either. I’m still p~~~ed off that his death was reduced to that debacle of a jet-pack mishap into the gaping maw of the sarlacc. Boba was just too cool to go out that way. He at least deserved a straight shot from Han; even Greedo got that before the digital re-imagining of him “firing first”. Always liked that battle-worn lookin’ bastard.

 

I’d like to think that never happened. Disney loves money and Star Wars fans like Fett. We’ll see. Dumb f~~~ing move on Lucas’ part. Let’s  make the galaxy’s most badass bounty hunter get killed by accident. Like f~~~ man. RotJ was actually one of the franchises installations I have a problem with. F~~~ing Ewoks.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

MDawgDizMizzle wrote:

Escaped Mental Patient wrote: Diz wrote: You bastardized my most beloved franchise and made me laugh while doing it. I’ll let it slide. Creative as f~~~. lol sorry brother. And no offense intended. I too have attended and remain a member of the Church Of The Dark Side. I’d most likely never disrespect the ‘Fett either. I’m still p~~~ed off that his death was reduced to that debacle of a jet-pack mishap into the gaping maw of the sarlacc. Boba was just too cool to go out that way. He at least deserved a straight shot from Han; even Greedo got that before the digital re-imagining of him “firing first”. Always liked that battle-worn lookin’ bastard. 🙂 I’d like to think that never happened. Disney loves money and Star Wars fans like Fett. We’ll see. Dumb f~~~ing move on Lucas’ part. Let’s make the galaxy’s most badass bounty hunter get killed by accident. Like f~~~ man. RotJ was actually one of the franchises installations I have a problem with. F~~~ing Ewoks.

I suppose, realistically, we only see Fett roll into the mouth of the Sarlacc, and then hear a burping sound.  Hollywood might well be able to pull a tough resourceful guy like that back out of the mouth of death etc. etc.  I hope so.  That was simply too cheap a shot. For god’s sake, they could have at least reserved that nonsense for say, IG-88.  I wouldn’t have minded seeing that over-rated fire hydrant slip down the sand trap.

And yes, I hear ya.  The ROTJ was already pretty disney-esque in proportions.  I could not stop thinking of those Ewoks as Lhasa Apsos or S~~~zhu dogs wearing capes.  It did have some pretty cool s~~~ happen throughout, but I think I know how you feel a bit on that one.

 

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

…and the new jedi robes will most likely be pink. And pink light sabers.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[The ShrikeParticipant 147]

Luke’s latest trip to Dagobeh

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

That’s hilarious, Shrike.  I really got a good laugh out of that. 🙂

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Just checked this thread out. OMFG, my sides hurt from laughing…

And on board, sure the new Star Wars will be more like Tart Wars after they rape it more.

Hoping not, but I doubt it will be awesome.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Glad you got a chuckle, my friend.

They most likely won’t be happy until its Princess Solo. 😀

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

I am actually cautiously optimistic with Abrams and Kasdan doing this. My older son is really excited.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Well, I am hoping Hollywood doesn’t f~~~ this up as well

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Jim01Participant 6678]

only just seen this thread and f~~~ing hilarious! Having to hold back a laugh at work

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Escaped Mental Patient <—with a name like that and the witt he has, what dude cant love his personality?

I thought I would save everyone the cost of a movie ticket

Im seriously sad to have learned about your illness. Man, if your reading then know your missed. I pray and hope the best for you. If you can, post us an update.

Cheers to you my friend.

Resident cynic.

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