The million Dollar alimony setllement

[joetechParticipant]

OK, this is a joke. Now that the debates are over I have to get that one guy’s taste out of my ass. So, all you polocks…this is a polock joke…and it’s funny. For all you sensitive people…what the hell are you doing HERE? Anyway, here goes:
Guy #1:Stashu! Why are you drinking so much? You look awful.
Guy #2:That rot-ten ex wife of mine got alimony.
Guy #1:Oh no Stashu! I’m sorry.
Guy #2:She hired a PI to get the dirt on me. He left her in a ditch.
Guy #1:I’m sorry, Stashu…what?
Guy #2:She was paying him with a BJ when he drove into ditch. The judge found out and even after he called her a rot-ten girl in court he still sentenced me to un-modifiable alimony. And she can never change it either.
Guy #1:Oh, no Stashu. How much?
Guy #2: A million dollars.
Guy #1:Gasp!
Guy #1:$1 a year for a million years.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[bladeParticipant]

Hey joe.read my thread .need support . hippie

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

First time in ages i am having a drink

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

I regret thinking ya a tuna when ya came on

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Ya old hippie

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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