The MGTOW pastor.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

As an ordained pastor, I probably wouldn’t last long. Perhaps I could do some sermons and pay the light bill but what would I do when a couple wanted to get married? What would I say?:

“Son, are you really SURE you want to do this? OK…!”

Is there anyone here who finds reason why these two should not be married? Anyone…? Please…? OK.

We are gathered here today to mark the end of a man’s life as he knows it.
Do you take this bitch to be your awfully wedded wife for the rest of your miserable life?
(That is, until she wants to divorce you and stick you for child support, alimony and half your s~~~?)
To be nagged till you beg for death, to do all the chores while she lies on her ever fattening ass?
Do you promise to Love her while she goes under everything but the Titanic?
Will you take Chad Thunderc~~~’s children as your own as the only time she will want to f~~~ you is when she is knocked up?

If you say “No”, congratulations and I offer MGTOW. If you say “I Do”: I offer to cut the brakes on your car we just plackered “TOXIC” as a gift.
You may now kiss your ass goodbye!”

I would want this pianist to play at weddings:

Any suggestions of what would be played if he said “NO”?

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

YOU ROCK Sparky!!! I like a man with a sense of ethics!

[GregB0Participant]

The second time she will f~~~ you is when you meet her divorce team and are introduced to the divorce settlement terms.

No kisses, no lubricants, just a hard legal dick up your ass.

Fantastic post.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

LOL..That was a good one Sparky…Im saving that quote as a card to be given if a buddy of mine is getting married…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 14]

Sadly too many Pastors seem to do the hard sell with marriage and use the bible as proof that sex should not happen outside of wedlock. MGTOW and Christianity seem a harsh mix if one is actually living by both tenants at the same time, unless of course one is a pick and choose type Christian or celibate. But, really, all Christians are pick and choose types, so I can see it working out I suppose. I think Religion has, for the most part, to do with Righteousness, nothing more.

right·eous·ness

/ˈrīCHəsnəs/

noun

noun: righteousness

the quality of being morally right or justifiable.

Corinthians 7:2

But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.

The Apostle Paul:

Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. (English Standard Version, 1 Corinthians 7:1-5)

Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I am. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion. (NIV, 1 Corinthians 7:8-9)

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I like this a little better than the piano.

https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-003&hsimp=yhs-003&hspart=mozilla&p=sad+wedding+organ+music#id=5&vid=2cfee24f6ec3f3f80eb56f1f145da99a&action=view

[Anonymous 6]

I’m too political and i know too much history, I definitely can’t be the pastor

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Anonymous wrote:

Sadly too many Pastors seem to do the hard sell with marriage and use the bible as proof that sex should not happen outside of wedlock. MGTOW and Christianity seem a harsh mix if one is actually living by both tenants at the same time, unless of course one is a pick and choose type Christian.

This is one topic we can agree on. As a Valentinian Gnostic Christian (followers of Paul), it is somewhat easier for me. Paul was celibate and encouraged it (the MGTOW Apostle) but he knew people were horney. At that time, divorces and cheating were far less common, no one wanted to get banished or stoned to death. Still, many Valentinians were celibate. Yes, I have a Love doll but I see that as no worse than taking matters into ones own hands and if that is wrong, heaven will be an empty place.

[Anonymous 42]

Wedding music?

I insist!

[AstroParticipant 2045]

PistolPete wrote:

I like this a little better than the piano.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-003&hsimp=yhs-003&hspart=mozilla&p=sad+wedding+organ+music#id=5&vid=2cfee24f6ec3f3f80eb56f1f145da99a&action=view%5B/quote%5D

Hmmm, perhaps we could combine the two on pipe organ if the MGTOW Pastor has a cathedral and our blue pilled simp has parents with the bucks. Did anyone notice the cherub on the piano with an arm cut off and its hands in it’s dick? Perhaps we should start a “Church of the MGTOW”, I think the sermons would be very interesting and colorful. I would attend. The bride and bridesmaid would be in for a hell of a surprise!

Hey, what is that song called played at funerals? I’m not talking about “Taps” but the depressing one played on piano and sometimes organ. Perhaps that should be played if he says “I Do” but I don’t know the name of it. Instead of throwing rice when they exit, we can throw mouse droppings.

[AttonParticipant]

Sounds much closer to reality.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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