The MGTOW Albatross

[Anonymous 0]

This is awesome MGTOW

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Lovely video. Perfect. Thank you for sharing this, feels great and light to watch.

 

1.

“I like you. You are odd”

I’m just an albatross.

(20 seconds later)

“I hate you.”

I’m just an albatross.

 

2. He is flying and is simply happy – How dares he !

 

etc. it explains everything perfectly and simply. I hope it’s archived.

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[LonerBonerParticipant 358]

2.57 minutes of beuty right there

Keep clam i'm dyslexic.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Ahhh, don’t we just love the free flight (regardless/never mind the circumstances…)  ???

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Math RoninParticipant 86]

If you like puns, then this is for you….

Actually, that was the story of an albatross named Rick and a gull named Shirley.

Unfortunately, Rick also had a brother Ross who fell for Shirley’s tricks. I’ll tell you his tragic tail

Unlike Rick,  Ross was smitten when he saw Shirley. He had seen some good looking t~~~ in his day but when he saw Shirley he thought to himself “that’s swan fine body; you don’t see one like that aviary day” and decided to go the shore with her. What could he lose right? Shirley didn’t think that Ross was much to crow about and even though it was ostrich, she noticed if she squinted at him she could make believe he was Gregory Peck. She asked Ross to go to the shore to get worms for her (because she had flown all that time just to be with Ross and that tired her out). Ross spent hours finding her food because most of the worms were not up to her standards, and then after she had eaten all the worms and not given Ross a single one she just told him that later that night she would give him the tweetment.  Then she asked Ross to take her for a walk along the beach. He thought it would be a pheasant way to spend the evening, but they jaywalked a long, long time and Ross was very hungry and his stomach was growling. But Shirley didn’t seem to notice, because she was telling Ross how traumatized she was from being all alone in the nest one day when she was a little bird and made him promise never to leave her because that would destroy her. Weary and tired from her raven, Ross agreed. She made Ross promise her that he was talon the truth. He now realized why his brother Rick never let the female birds talk him into going to shore, and he started to egret having come to the shore. Just then a pretty young chick walked by and Ross checked her out. Unlike Ross’s hunger, Shirley did notice his straying eye and pecked at him in displeasure and then started to cry saying he was like all the other males who had left her and flown the coop. Ross felt bad that he made her cry, and said he’d make it up to her, so she suggested they go out clubbing that night. Finally, Ross thought, I’ll get my tern. But Shirley ordered the most expensive champagne, Dom Perigrin, and drank until last caw while Ross, exhausted from the long day, fell asleep at the bar. Shirley had told the barkeep to put everything on Ross’s bill so when he woke up there was the bill, stuck to his beak. The bar owner told Ross that Shirley left with Duck Norris (who had starred on “Squawker Texas Ranger“) and shooed him out. Ross felt so hawkward; even though he knew he wasn’t swift, even he couldn’t believe he had been so gullible. Although it was starling to Ross that Shirley had been robin him, he said to himself “You don’t have to be an illegal to see this is fowl play. Toucan play this game, and owl never go to the shore with another female again. From heron out, he would make it a cardinal rule never to let a woman manipulate him like this again. He tweeted Rick and groused about how Shirley had used him. Rick told him that all women were like this and they’d just leave you on a lark like that.  He told Ross not to sound so bittern because he had just taken the red pill and now he could spread his wings.

Shirley, AlbatRoss goes his own way in the future and like Rick, he won’t get rolled again 🙂

[SteveParticipant 462]

10/10.

thanks for posting that.

[Math RoninParticipant 86]

@Progenitor  You gotta be falcon kiddin me. You liked that? Eggcellent  🙂

BTW, you comment to Victor that “This site is for guys to help each other out and where knowledge is lacking give a little nudge in the right direction.” was very cool.

[LupusParticipant 214]

Thank you, very nice

[SteveParticipant 462]

Math Ronin wrote:

@Progenitor You gotta be falcon kiddin me. You liked that? Eggcellent BTW, you comment to Victor that “This site is for guys to help each other out and where knowledge is lacking give a little nudge in the right direction.” was very cool.

Whoops, erm, actually I was saying 10/10 for that albatross animation…

But yeah sure yours was 10/10 for cheesy puns. I actually felt a bit nauseous reading it all 😉

Ahh yes, dear Victor. The battles are out there, not in here. Hope he ges back on the bus soon too.

 

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