The Menstrual Cycle

[RabidcavemanParticipant 57]

One thing I haven’t seen yet posted about here is the woman’s “Cycle”.

For most men the Menstrual Cycle is a wonderous, mythical playground that we cannot be a part of. We’re told about it, but it’s “secret”. It’s “dirty”. It involves blood and screaming, yelling, pouting, crying, violent outbursts, and other insane manifestations of the female mind that we, as men, cannot even comprehend.

The Menstrual Cycle(to the chagrin of female “intellectuals”), and it’s intrinsic simplicity, can be broken down by math.

If you are involved with a woman(married, LTR, FWB, random hate f~~~ sessions), determine the time when she starts bleeding. When she STARTS to bleed. You’ll notice it when she gets a little more irritable(this is a minor reaction in most women BTW). When she STARTS to bleed, count 6 days. If you can’t do this without a visual representation(and this is important) mark it on a calendar she won’t see. After 6 days it’s usually over. Now you have the “normal” time. She’s herself. This part of time lasts around 10 days. Mark it on your calendar. 10 days of normalcy until she enters her monkey-f~~~ time. THIS is the time when she needs sex. Yes, they behave like we do but only for 8-10 days at a time. This is the time when she is the most fertile for reproduction. This is ALSO the time you can find out if she’s cheating, or she’s planning to cheat. If your woman is NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU during this time, GET OUT! She has already cheated(and quite possibly could be with child), or she’s already got a dude ready to go, and it’s NOT YOU! The monkey-f~~~ stage lasts around 10 days, and then she’s “normal” again for 10 days and then she starts bleeding again.

Now, look at the math: 6 days of bleeding
10 days of “normal”
10 days of monkey-f~~~
+ 10 days of “normal”
___________________________
36 days

These numbers I posted here are NOT DEFINITIVE! ALL women are different. This is meant as a guideline of observed time and behavior attributes due to an ex of mine. YOUR numbers might be different, but it’s a template for study all the while.

If you aren’t involved with a woman and aren’t having sex right now, you are WAY AHEAD of the curve and this information is not important. Yet. But ask yourself, if I had some info about why women behave the way they do, and it involves something that I never was informed about as a kid, I’d think I’d like to have that hand grenade in my pocket to throw out there.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

The female menstrual Psychcal is 28 days on average- think of the moon phase (lunacy, I know). The exciting bit is the drop in progesterone that causes the Hamster to strap its Pickelhaube on and puncture the limbic system prancing about on the corpus callosum wheel. Roughly 14 days after Aunty Flos visit, they get really slimy- and that is when they leave snail trails (especially if they are achondroplastic). If the toxic tadpoles fail to reach the precious ovum in time- whoops a brain snap ensues approximately day 25. It is psychologically proven that they go for alpha bad boys when they are sliming the hymenal remnants.

Men on the other hand, have a diurnal testosterone peak- they get horny in the mornings. No lunacy there….

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Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

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