The Joys of Being with Lena Dunham

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Here’s an article where Lena makes a list of a bunch of things either of her dog or her Jewish boyfriend. She doesn’t say which goes to who.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/30/dog-or-jewish-boyfriend-a-quiz

[experiencedParticipant]

Her article tells more about her than either.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Who would date this… this… thing, anyways? What a sad man. We need to do an intervention. This man is so full of self-loathing it’s scary. I bet he believes the Jews deserved the Holocaust.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Hmmm…
Well, Lena Dunham can be described by somethings that also describe my dog too…

She doesn’t actually make much effort to do anything to contribute to the world
I’d probably pass her off to another guy, if I could find one who’d take her
She has few useful survival skills to feed herself if a man doesn’t do it for her
Her loyalty is probably only to the free food
She can carry and transmit diseases
She leaves hair everywhere that she doesn’t ever go back and clean up
She’d stray in a heartbeat if she found a better source of food
Her decisions are only as good as her options
Trying to teach her anything is a major hassle
She can’t really communicate well what she wants/feels/thinks, unless she’s p~~~ed off
She’s really just a bitch

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Which one has had his b~~~~ removed?

Trick question!

@brainpilot
That sounds more like a cat than a dog.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Well, which one would hump his or her little sister?

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Quiz: Which are Lena Dunham and which are a dog:

• Would hump her little sister
• Can’t cook anything worth a damn, until the point those who eat it have to take serious drugs to consume it
• Can’t drive, and makes everybody massively sick
• Barks at all men coming by
• Eats her own vomit or poop
• Loves her belly being rubbed
• Inbred
• Shuts up when you let her in
• Can be trained to fetch your paper and slippers.

[RennieParticipant]

BrainPilot wrote:

She leaves hair everywhere that she doesn’t ever go back and clean up.

Probably complains that the guy leaves hair around too, while doing it herself and failing to see the hypocrisy of complaining.

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