The geography of women

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

The geography of women
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Between the ages of 16 – 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 20 – 25 a woman is like America. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 25 – 30, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 30 – 35 a woman is like France. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 35 – 40 she is like Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 40 – 45 she is like Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 45 – 50 a woman is like England. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 50, they become Australia. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

lol, it’s true.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

lmao …nailed it

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

great post…so true. America analogy is great. I’m not trading my cash and cars with them…

Australia is a nice place isn’t it?

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[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Blue Skies wrote:

Australia is a nice place isn’t it?

Just a little dig at any ausies on board the good ship mgtow.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[UntamedParticipant]

That’s perfect, I’m very close to France and I visit often, just not long enough to move there.

Your post had me rolling, Spacemonkey. Thank you.

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[JasonParticipant 282]

Ages 16-20 had me laughing with the imagery. Thank you.

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[OgreParticipant 5863]

One of my long time goals is a visit to Uluru and maybe Coober Pedy, but you can keep the female version.

Over 50 they’re all like Koalas, doped up on whatever eucalyptas the doc gives them for their mental problems and drowsy all the f~~~ing time.

Great post! Archive in some form please KM and crew.

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[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Thanks all but I must confess it is not my idea, its an old joke from years ago by an old style ( i.e. not pc ) UK comedian and it has been adapted in various forms on the net.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

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