The first question a woman asks if she is interested.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m a neurologist, specializing in open head surgery.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m a neurologist, specializing in open head surgery.

“I’m a full-time cunning linguist, part-time amateur gynecologist and a master debater”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Keymaster wrote:

master debater”.

Still smiling at that one.

I’m gonna’ use that.

It's Time to get Wise

[the roadParticipant 3125]

I haven’t heard this one in a long time. I rarely go out looking for women anymore though. I have a few I can call on when need be.

I don’t even get that question in the dating apps anymore. Don’t know why. I used to hear it often. Pretty sure I didn’t lose my looks either but who f~~~ing knows or cares? F~~~ing fook it!

#MANOUT

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

what do you do?

I’m a gold digger.
oh really! so am I.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Sometimes they ask hybrid questions like without asking if you went to college:

‘Where did you get your degree’

At that point, not satisfied with simply asking if you have a degree but rather, WHERE you got it.

Because they have to rate your potential as a sacrificial provider on the university you went to.

It’s like – small college = cya later.

Top ten (expensive) university = potential access to all three holes.

[Anonymous 43]

I know for a dead as f~~~ fact that no woman wants to date a fifth grade teacher.

nope nope nope!

lol

A woman tried chatting me up the other day at the Laundromat. Yeah, the f~~~ing Laundromat is exactly where I want to be picked up. If I am in a Laundromat, I don’t have laundry machines at home = broke, poor, doesn’t own house, wtf. Not a good hook up.

love the college degree question…Which degree? I have 4 of them. bzzzzt mind blown there.
know any foreign languages? yup, English, French, Russian, German, Ukrainian, some Spanish.

What do you do for fun? Practice countering chess moves, play cribbage and poker, online games, make stained glass windows, design drones and robots, detail cars, go camping, ride bike, write lessons, work out, play racquetball, read books, cook, develop unique thoughts and philosophies, write screen plays, take pictures, and stay the f~~~ away from women. With a woman in my life I would be unable to do most of what I do for fun.

This chick just couldn’t keep up with me in the conversation. She said she needed her car detailed sometime…like that was supposed to be some weak opening for me to say oh I would love to detail your car. S~~~, I ain’t that stupid.

so she was looking at my laundry…polo shirts, khaki pants, a dress shirt, school teacher clothes. She was looking at my shoes…and was still trying to pump me for info. I had expensive underarmor shoes on. I think I paid a Hondo for them.

these, my racquetball playing shoes.

Then she was asking me about the shoes where did I get them, how much did they cost, and on and on about how she really liked red shoes. She was wearing green shoes.

Thank God my laundry was done. I should have asked her to fold my s~~~, but I’m pretty sure she would f~~~ it up. I put it all in the basket and went home. When she saw my car she came out to try to talk to me, but I was already moving. Buh bye Honey. I’m leaving this dusty cow town, last thing I need is a woman.

[Dead_Channel_GrayParticipant 51]

Funny that it’s also the first thing they bring up when they talk about their SO.

(coversation I overheard between two women at work)
“Are you seeing anybody?”
“Yeah, I have a boyfriend. He has a good job.”

I could only quietly shake my head and smile.

Small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

“So what do you do for a living?”

“I’m a gardener cutting shrews down to size. But don’t worry, it’s my day off.”

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[~BSParticipant 3266]

Blue Skies wrote:

Is usually “What do you do (for a living)?”

jedi hand motion

I am not the beta cuck you are looking for.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

This one is old but applies as it happened to me. Do you own your own house or do you rent? This question will usually be asked by a female who knows how to game a guy by avoiding the where do you work question but a red pill will see right through this question. Most blue pill guys will not think twice about answering this honestly.

The really crafty ones will ask what neighborhood do you live in I see this more often because I go to property management conferences and the other women will ask these questions who are in the industry as well because they know their real estate prices and if the area is rent or ownership.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Sky-O wrote:

It’s like – small college = cya later.

Top ten (expensive) university = potential access to all three holes.

Funny part about this probably has a lot less correlation to ones pay than their career choice. A solid major from a local state school or even some 2 year degrees and certificate programs, or a trade, all have a s~~~load better return on investment than what most people get out of super expensive schools because most of those people seem to end up with over priced worthless degrees. I don’t think I’ve ever met a social worker around here with less than 50k in student loans, but man do they have some fancy degrees to go with their 16 dollar an hour careers!

[~BSParticipant 3266]

Rhino wrote:

This one is old but applies as it happened to me. Do you own your own house or do you rent? This question will usually be asked by a female who knows how to game a guy by avoiding the where do you work question but a red pill will see right through this question. Most blue pill guys will not think twice about answering this honestly.

The really crafty ones will ask what neighborhood do you live in I see this more often because I go to property management conferences and the other women will ask these questions who are in the industry as well because they know their real estate prices and if the area is rent or ownership.

their assumption needs to be they’re dealing with a dumb bp cuck. a pua would lie right to her face, score, then scurry off to his parents basement laughing.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[~BSParticipant 3266]

for me, I just tell them the truth, it’s funnier that way.

good job, 6 figure income? yep
own my own place and a rental? yep
nice car? yep
single? yep
interested in supporting a smelly hole? nope

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Usually I pick any of the following standard answers below (depending on my mood):

A)
: “I used to be a full time survival artist. On the side I am a part time bulls~~~ detector and currently I am re-training to become a “jack-of-all-trades”. Anyway, cheers for asking (not!)…”

B)
: “Counter question: Do you know on a rational level the difference between what is right and what is wrong…?”

C)

: “Whatever it may be it is my business not yours…”

D)

: “Why would you ask…? Is it because you hardly got any job assignment other than maintenance of the world population..? Well, even that job as small and easy as it may appear at first glance actually requires responsibility just like any other job. Now have fun thinking about it, good day…”

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

KM for the win again.

Whenever a woman asks me “So what do you do?” I usually look at my drink and say “This.” If she comes back with presenting herself and saying “well then how would you like to be doing THIS”, then I’ll say “I’m going to need a few more of these first.”

Then she either walks away or we’re negotiating.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Keymaster wrote:

I’m a full-time cunning linguist, part-time amateur gynecologist and a master debater”

Blow me up, Tom!

[JVBParticipant]

I’m a stunt double for porno flicks……scatters like a c~~~roach

Peace is > piece.

[KTHParticipant 151]

Blue Skies wrote:

Is usually “What do you do (for a living)?” which translates as “What is your status and therefore your earning and providing potential”

The other one that’s common in the 20-something crowd is “Where did you go to school?” It means the same thing.

Captured perfectly:

[BeerParticipant 11832]

~BS wrote:

for me, I just tell them the truth, it’s funnier that way.

good job, 6 figure income? yep
own my own place and a rental? yep
nice car? yep
single? yep
interested in supporting a smelly hole? nope

This is pretty awesome. Next time I get asked this question I’m going to talk briefly about my job and hint around like I’m doing quite well for myself, then ask them what they do. When they inevitably reply with something not all that impressive I’ll just respond with “Oh…I don’t think you could afford me.”

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