The Fake Female POF Profile

[Anonymous 11]

I think I’ve snagged a possible Chad in my net. I’m going to stand him up.

This is so f~~~ed up.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

MGTOW Knight wrote:

They all think they have the “Golden V” to get at your money!

Apparently they do. A meet up request a minute?!?! I’d think my dick was made of gold too if I had a woman a minute want to jump on top of it.

Order the good wine

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Anonymous wrote:

I think I’ve snagged a possible Chad in my net. I’m going to stand him up.

This is so f~~~ed up.

heh heh… funny
…and to think that if you doubled her age, and gave her a turkey neck, you’d probably still have plenty of maintenance to keep up with, hilarious.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 14]

Anonymous wrote:

33 unique messages from simps in one hour plus 53 meet me requests.

Imagine the same profile but with no kids/drama. Would be over 200 in an hour I bet.

[Anonymous 11]

This is C-Pig reporting live.

These f~~~ers answer you back in like three seconds.

Anonymous wrote:

Imagine the same profile but with no kids/drama. Would be over 200 in an hour I bet.

This is a series of experiments. I could hit 200/hour with no baggage. I do believe it’s possible.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

narwhal wrote:

MonkeyMind wrote:

hahaha, i bet even a 4 with 3 kids from different fathers gets a s~~~ ton of messages. There’s a lot of thirsty guys on that dating site.

That was going to be my comment. The real looker may get a higher volume than most, but from what I’ve been told, every women gets flooded. These guys are emailing anyone they aren’t completely disgusted by to see if they get a bite.

It’s the other half of the reason why online dating is broken. It’s filled with narcissistic women and men willing to fulfill their narcissistic needs.

It’s also really boring. There’s none of the fun that’s had by chatting to someone face to face from a random encounter.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

TaxGuy wrote:

Apparently they do. A meet up request a minute?!?! I’d think my dick was made of gold too if I had a woman a minute want to jump on top of it.

Could you imagine a world where women prostrated themselves over the the Golden Thunderc~~~? A analogous world where women would thirst for c~~~s and incessantly clamor for b~~~~.

This world would create BLIMPs.

Bitches
Loving
Identical
Male
Parts

They must obtain all the b~~~~ and dicks their clam-shaped ax wound can handle. Yet they will always strive for the impeccable thunder c~~~.

If it is shaped like a dick, looks like a dick, or smells like a dick, they will hunger for it.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[Anonymous 11]

nice body can i use it

But, would you be able to make it purr…..

Let’s see what happens with this one.

ill do whatever it takes. if baby aint happy nobody’s happy

Chad takes the bait.

Whatever it takes….mmmm…..

[Anonymous 14]

I predict this thread goes as many pages as C-Pig want’s it to go.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

I predict this thread goes as many pages as C-Pig want’s it to go.

I fear you could be right.

I can’t post all of the messages sent to “Chrissy”, but most of them are truly lame as hell. I’ve got this one turkey being overly sexual so I’m setting the hook.

Actually, this sucks, but I’m doing it to show all MGTOWs what it’s like on the other side.

@LaydeezWhoLurk: Whoa!!! No wonder you all do this.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Actually, this sucks, but I’m doing it to show all MGTOWs what it’s like on the other side.

This is why I don’t understand why women care about MGTOW. Don’t they get enough attention? How do they even find the time to know we exist?

Of course, they don’t think any of these guys are “good guys”. Some of the lame dudes with no game are probably great guys with good, steady jobs at the ready to be her beta bucks. Maybe you should do the lame guys a favor and point them over here. Tell them that they are too good for skanky women on POF.

Order the good wine

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

TaxGuy wrote:

This is why I don’t understand why women care about MGTOW. Don’t they get enough attention? How do they even find the time to know we exist?

Because these are the c~~~s who aren’t getting laid. lol

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[Anonymous 11]

What would you do to have some of mama?

SIMP A 5/22/2017 4:16:34 PM
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what does mama want or need mama like to have that kitty licked? mama like to shop what makes mama happy

cactusflower725/22/2017 4:37:05 PM
Mama likes to shop then she really likes her kitty licked.

SIMP A 5/22/2017 4:37:57 PM

i can do that

I’m going to ask him what he’s willing to buy me.

61 unique simps have messaged me so far. There is no way one can stay on top of this.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

If I cared about women any more I would have some pity….

CP, being a bored autistic I did the same thing on another site. Even with no pic and an average profile I got so many responses I couldn’t keep up.

The problem is since 80% if men are deemed ugly, those sites are filled with thirsty men who think they have a chance.

They dont, yet they take the rejection over and over. I now realize how cruel online dating is. And I actually went on a few dates from them.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 0]

“hole me tight” cracked me up.

[Anonymous 11]

@jan: I’ve got pick of the litter plus they’re turning flips for me too. I can see how it goes to their heads.

Me:
Would you buy me something?

SIMP A:

what do u need baby

What do I need?

Me:
a little bracelet would be sweet

SIMP A:
sure thing baby any certain kind

This is too easy.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Anonymous wrote:

@jan: I’ve got pick of the litter plus they’re turning flips for me too. I can see how it goes to their heads.

Me:
Would you buy me something?

SIMP A:

what do u need baby

What do I need?

JFC!! I am so glad I let my online dating profile expire recently. It was HELL to begin with. Now this?!

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

use an ewhore pack and make it less obvious

Don't care

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

hehe. Next profile you make should be a land whale, that should be interesting too.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[Anonymous 11]

Me:
14K makes my kitty tingly

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