The Ex – Some monkeys never learn

[TaxGuyParticipant]

The ex is at it again. Another attempt at monkey branching.

Since the last attempt, her and her “boyfriend” had a blow out and he moved out. So now the desperation is setting in for her. A monkey with NO branch.

Stupid attempts have included:
1. Telling me that I should just move back in with her and the girls now that they have an extra room. When I said “That would be too weird”, she said “no it wouldn’t”. I replied with “YES, it WOULD”. So she dropped that.

2. Calling with a “quick question” about the kids and then ending up on speaker phone with the three of them for an hour. Trying to get me to miss spending time with the kids.

3. My oldest that plays soccer may have an upcoming out of town tournament early this summer. Of course the youngest wants to go too based on the destination, so it will most likely be all four of us there. I can take that. Now, the youngest doesn’t really want to go for the soccer, so I said “Well, if she wants to go shopping you can take her and I’ll go to the soccer. If she wants to go hiking, I’ll take her and you can go to the soccer.” Then she starts in about how she likes hiking. She’s never liked hiking. Pulling the chameleon, or at least attempting to.

4. Last straw: Oldest and I are going to a soccer match last Friday night. Ex texts me in the middle of the week with:

Hey do you mind if youngest and I go to the soccer on Friday?
Remember, youngest doesn’t like soccer. Red pill goes off in my head, monkey branch attempt!
I don’t care. I just want the tickets to be used. But be sure to get there a little early, you’ll need a third ticket.
Making it clear that “we” won’t be going together. I just obliviously didn’t think she was dumb enough to ask THAT.
No I meant all four of us.
And……….there it is.
That just seems odd to me. You and youngest aren’t really that into soccer. But as long as nobody gets the wrong idea I don’t really care.
greasing the branch. It’s not available bitch.
Who would get the wrong impression?
I don’t know. That’s why I said nobody.
Fine. We won’t go.

What I thought but didn’t write back. And the fact that you don’t want to go now tells me that I was right. Dumbass.

There’s nothing more pathetic that a monkey without a branch.

Order the good wine

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 18]

Monkey branching for post-wall women is like lying on your resume.

Imagine cashing in high attention from men in one’s youth, only to one day realize that you have essentially been ‘fired’ from the job. And unlike other work experiences, spending more time cashing in on youth only makes your post-wall credentials less than desirable for jobs you rejected early on.

No wonder so many post-wall women are on anti-depressants.

If nature ever told a joke, a post-wall woman looking for her prince would be the punchline.

Gotta give it your ex though, she sure is persistent. I believe the last monkey branch attempt was around the summer/fall time?

I love reading about her silly ass being disappointed. And I don’t even know her.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Isn’t it SO IRONIC that YOU WERE NO DAMN GOOD when you were there DOING EVERYTHING FOR HER, and NOW after SHE REALIZES EVERYTHING THAT YOU DID FOR HER, PROVIDED FOR HER etc. etc., She suddenly MISSES YOU, and WANTS YOU BACK, or should I correctly say that SHE MISSES YOUR UTILITY, WALLET, etc. etc. etc.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[GregB0Participant]

TaxGuy wrote:

I was right

From an earlier post, this is a great analogy for OODA. Observe, Orient, Decide and Act.

Stick to your guns and ensure that the Ex knows that her 15 minutes is over and done. It’s all about the kids now and seeing to their well being, not hers … never again.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

I like how the table is turning more and more in these snippets, but, doors always stay closed. If I remember correctly you are only involved with her due to kids, which makes me eternally happy i have no ties to cluster b chicks from my past.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

GregB0 wrote:

It’s all about the kids now and seeing to their well being, not hers … never again.

And, No Other lil HO’S well being Either, It’s ALL ABOUT THE SELF !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Gotta give it your ex though, she sure is persistent. I believe the last monkey branch attempt was around the summer/fall time?

I love reading about her silly ass being disappointed. And I don’t even know her.

Thanks. I only share for the amusement of the group. And the monkey-branching attempts are kind of a constant low buzzing noise, but every once in a while she cranks it up a notch or two. That’s when it gets entertaining.

As long as we’re laughing, here’s another lie I caught her in. One of the reasons for the blow-up with the BF was that we talk too much. Which in a way I agree with because if I had my way the next time I was in contact with her would be to p~~~ on her grave. But I’ve done a pretty good job over the years limiting it to the kids and big ticket items (we’re thinking about moving, etc.).

But the weird thing is that she’s told me that for the last 18 months or so that they aren’t dating. That he just lived there to split the rent, he’s a good guy, just not right for her, etc. But if that’s true, then why does he care how much we talk to each other? Why would he be jealous unless he thought they were still dating?

He’s not a bad guy, but what a blue pill dumbf~~~. She did EXACTLY that to me. With YOU. Why wouldn’t you think that you would eventually suffer the same fate?

Poor bastard. He just didn’t have enough money to satisfy the monkey.

Order the good wine

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

TaxGuy wrote:

As long as we’re laughing, here’s another lie I caught her in.

You would think with ALL THE LIEING that these HO’S DO that they would actually be BETTER AT IT ??? LOL LOL

TaxGuy wrote:

That’s when it gets entertaining.

KEEP LAUGHING At HER, AND ALL HER FOLLY

TaxGuy wrote:

if I had my way the next time I was in contact with her would be to p~~~ on her grave

You can start by P~~~ING on your Wedding Pictures !! LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 42]

That woman is a psychological basket case and thanks to female empowerment via the court system she’s making the kids all basket cases just like mommy!

Don’t have kids! They’re harder to dispose of than the basket case that birthed them!

I feel sorry for you TaxmGuy! Can’t throw the whole family in the garbage shredder like you can an independent childless nightmare wanting to be yours!

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Haha! Well played sir, well played.

#ICETHEMOUT
#MANOUT

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

The funny part is the trajectory is fairly obvious and it is only going to spiral downward. This of course will increase her level of desperation, and as she becomes more desperate her grip on reality will begin to slip. It won’t be long before the wheels come off entirely.

[GregB0Participant]

PistolPete wrote:

It won’t be long before the wheels come off entirely.

This would not be a bad thing, everything considered. You would be able to spend more time with your children as they would not be with your EX. Win / win, but without the routine humor her interactions with you provided.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

lol Thanks for sharing that. You guys stories always put a smile on my face.

The last time an ex contacted me it went like this.

Ex: “What are you up to?”
Me: “Updating my Blocked List”
*Blocked*

No Wife - No Strife

[TaxGuyParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

PistolPete wrote:

It won’t be long before the wheels come off entirely.

This would not be a bad thing, everything considered. You would be able to spend more time with your children as they would not be with your EX. Win / win, but without the routine humor her interactions with you provided.

The wheels won’t come off entirely for AT LEAST another year and a half. That’s when the alimony runs out. She thought she would have access to my money, her money, and BF’s money. Turned out BF didn’t have the money she thought he had, so he became useless. Time to look for a new branch.

She’s now realizing that, although she’s still somewhat attractive FOR 50, there’s nothing stopping guys in their 50’s from dating women in their 30’s or 40’s. And THAT she can’t compete with.

As the saying goes, men age like wine and women age like milk.

Order the good wine

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

TaxGuy wrote:

The wheels won’t come off entirely for AT LEAST another year and a half. That’s when the alimony runs out. She thought she would have access to my money, her money, and BF’s money.

Oh No, Say It Isn’t So, a 50 Year Old Ho With No Dough !!! LOL LOL LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

As the saying goes, men age like wine and women age like milk.

We have to wait a few decades, but men get the last laugh. I’m down about 50 pounds from before my divorce, my ex is about to s~~~ out another kid, and she hadn’t even worked off the weight from the first one. She’s in a tiny three-bedroom house in a huge neighborhood where 4 houses share a driveway, I live in the sticks where my nearest neighbor goes mudding every weekend to chase coyotes. I have money in the bank, I’ve paid off my debts, and the daycare is about to go away….all before 35. The next 15 years are going to be a riot.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

TaxGuy wrote:

As the saying goes, men age like wine and women age like milk.

At least one can churn milk up until you get butter to pour onto the popcorn you are eating while you watch the world burn.

Main use for women is pouring more gasoline on the fire.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

I’m down about 50 pounds from before my divorce, my ex is about to s~~~ out another kid, and she hadn’t even worked off the weight from the first one. She’s in a tiny three-bedroom house in a huge neighborhood where 4 houses share a driveway, I live in the sticks where my nearest neighbor goes mudding every weekend to chase coyotes. I have money in the bank, I’ve paid off my debts, and the daycare is about to go away….all before 35. The next 15 years are going to be a riot.

Nice one, son!!! Enjoy your freedom…

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

sjt1975 wrote:

Nice one, son!!! Enjoy your freedom…

Partial freedom. I’m still on the hook for child support, and in a couple years the school expenses will kick in, but I’m preparing for that. I’m not rich, but I have what I need and my hobbies are inexpensive.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

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