A couple years ago I wrote this because I guess I was starting to understand women and became little bitter at what I had found. I no longer feel bitter because this is just life. But some of you may enjoy it so I’m pasting it up.
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I’ve been trying to understand the woman point of view on dating so I’ve been reading women authored blogs. So I suppose I’ve learned some things.
You refuse to settle. Plain and simple. It’s the only reasonable stance for a strong attractive woman. You have high standards. You want a guy to have a great job, kindness to others, outgoing, tall, washboard abs, thick dark hair, tattoos, is a bad boy, and is a solid 9 that all your friends will swoon over. Pfft, why is that so wrong? Of course the last guy or two were addicted to drugs, cheated on you, were alcoholics, couldn’t hold a job, or were abusive. But he was good looking damnit. That’s ok, because those things are all fixable traits. And you are at least an 8 on an average day. Otherwise so many guys wouldn’t contact you on your dating profile. They were kind enough to message you with the twenty others they message that day. Cause your profile is written so well. And we all know nothing turns on a guy like a well placed comma. 😉 Of course they were all 5’s. There was that one that looked like an 8 but he didn’t make enough, he was nerdy, or he was only 2 inches taller than you. Because those are important deal breaking standards. You have a 4 year degree and make $15 an hour he should make $30/hour, should take you to every concert and every event, and if you’re 5’2 he needs to be a minimum of 5’10. Because you’re an 8 after all and you will not settle. Pfft, settling is for ugly and/or desperate women. You know your rating because you dated an 8 in highschool / college. Of course that was almost a decade ago… He is now married happily with children. Attractiveness is a bell curve, most sit at 4-6. But you went to college, you know that statistically most men and women aren’t 8’s. But you are. That’s why you refuse to ‘settle’. You will land an 8 even if you have to wait till you’re 50. You can always freeze those eggs. You’ll be watching your child graduate when you’re near 70 but this isn’t a race. It’s the journey. And boy do you love to travel. There was that trip to Europe/Hawaii. It’s ok that you went by yourself or as a third wheel. It doesn’t bother you that you don’t have fond memories with a partner. You had a hotel bed to yourself. And brought your electric ‘toothbrush’. Your friend and her husband was great company. Hmm, the holidays that passed had lots of calories and you have gained a couple pounds. That shouldn’t affect your standards cause that just means there is more to love. 🙂 And what man wouldn’t want a little something to grab onto. It just means you’re healthy. Unlike those skinny b****es that hate on you. You can still trick… Err, convince a 9 to commit to you. I mean, the last one did sleep with you. And a man sleeping with a woman ALWAYS says he is into you. Look at those pathetic 5’s trying to be nice to you. You laugh in their face. Aahahahahaha! Ain’t gettin none of this. Wait, how is that 5 making $45 per hour? Pfft, 5’s aren’t successful. He must be lying. He has solid abs, is physically active, he volunteers, he served his country, is a member of mensa, and he is funny. Now I KNOW he is lying because guys that are (short/balding/weak chin/lack style/[Insert Hang Up]) can’t be more successful than you. Screw this. You’re happy being single. You have standards and will just be single. Because anything considered average is below you. You don’t care if your friends are marrying off and having children and families. You can always make new friends and you can always get another dog. Guys just get in the way. You don’t like when a guy spoons you anyway. And they smell. And they are needy. Romantic gestures like getting flowers are overrated. Only needy weak women buy into that nonsense. You’re going to stop by the pound tonight to look at dogs. Because they don’t smell and aren’t needy at all….
Blue Skies 4 years, 1 month ago.
