the elevator

[Anonymous 54]

Doc wrote:

I like your logic Old Heyoka.

I allways ask why.
What senario fits the facts.

That and Ive known too many dammed women.There is such a thing as too much…

[OgreParticipant 5863]

She never would have had to get her hamster revved up with me. 20 floors down and the interview is over, take the stairs.

On a busy day I might even beat the elevator.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Anonymous 54]

Im a little crazy.
Ide have some fun with her now!! Hahha

Chicks are fun when theyre hot for you!

And dangerous!!!

[Anonymous 43]

The building has a technical school on one floor, and I think she was a sales rep visiting a company on another floor. Doubtful I’ll see here again. I kinda forgot what she looka like, umm Female, black skirt, red sweater or jacket? and some sort of case on wheels. Maybe 40ish Maybe 50?

I saw a female and a closed box and I said Nope.

[Anonymous 54]

Good. Its done.

Horny old broad on the road.
Hahh.

The red sweater means she want a f~~~ing.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22515]

Anonymous wrote:

I was in an office building with an elevator. I pushed the button, elevator doors opened, and a well dressed woman was inside. I stood there silently, and waited for the doors to close. I waited a few seconds, and pushed the button. Elevator opened up, and it was empty. I entered, and went to my floor. Doors opened, and the woman was standing there.

She asked me why I didn’t get on the elevator with her. I smiled, and walked away. She was really agitated and started to follow me. She followed me out the door and out to my car, all the while calling after me. I easily outpaced her, as I was not wearing high heeled shoes and towing a suitcase on wheels.

I got in my car, closed the door, put on my seat belt and started the car. I could hear her outside my car, calling me a couple names, and I drove away.

So what is your new girlfriend’s name?

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 43]

I imagine her name is Bolshe Nekogda.

[Fr JackParticipant 926]

She may have thought you were a PI her husband hired to check up on her, and now she will be worried he will find out about chad.

[Anonymous 3]

That’s why I always take the stairs. (but some staircases have no cameras, also dont take that together with women)
That’s why I avoid the HR and paperwork offices given half a chance.
And that’s why I know where all the cameras are (or are not) (some of us even have access to some cameras for some work reasons)
And that’s why I avoid public transport as well (full of people with flu anyway) and ride bicycle (no licence plate to identify me 🙂 )

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

She’ll remember you forever!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

If someone chased me for any reason, here’s what I would do:
– (stop, turn around) Excuse me, do I know you? (act surprised)
– Bla-bla-bla
– Is there a problem?
– Yes there is a problem, you such and such (continues talking)
– (Interrupting, then slowly) If you have a problem – talk to your supervisor (turn around and leave)

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 54]

Sandals wrote:

She’ll remember you forever!

She’ll be rubbin away in the middle of the night, thinking about ole May7!!

The one she couldnt have!

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