The Decline of Skywanker

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

Woke to great news!!!!

Haven’t seen it. As stated in prior thread, I won’t be paying to see it either.

But it’s the lowest rated since Phantom Menace. Rotten tomatoes fans have officially declared this movie lower than Jar Jar Binks at 56%

And after the Last Jedi debacle, how bad did this get to be ranked on par with baby Vader pod racing?!?!?

Break out your marshmallows and get ready to roast them over this trash fire!

Christmas came early!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

The dynasty has to come to an end at some point. With disney behind it you can bet Star Wars will hang on a lot longer than it’s natural due date. Which was 5 movies ago in my opinion.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Vajra Varaha wrote:

Rotten tomatoes fans have officially declared this movie lower than Jar Jar Binks at 56%

It’s risen since then as Disney’s paid shills woke up and got to work.

Still, I’m not seeing it.

Not Even Worth Torrenting.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Thighs of Soywalker seems to have mixed reviews. But yeah, not even interested in Redboxing that trash 3 months from now…

HOPEFULLY, Denis Villenueve’s reboot of DUNE coming out next December will be worth the wait.

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

Gravel Pit wrote:

HOPEFULLY, Denis Villenueve’s reboot of DUNE coming out next December will be worth the wait.

I hope so but the cast has me gravely concerned. I think the 80’s version may be the standard….had high hopes for the SciFy Channel’s version then was so disappointed….bet ya a case of beer the new DUNE is an SJW wet dream….

If they can CGI Leia wonder if they will CGI DALI as the emperor LOL. If anyone knows what I’m referring to….

[TwistParticipant]

How can you be so negative about such a strong, brave movie?

‘Rise Of Skywalker’ Will Feature First Lesbian Kiss In ‘Star Wars’ History

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Vajra Varaha wrote:

80’s version may be the standard…….. the new DUNE

There is something repulsive to me about the original, though I try my hardest to like it. There are qualities about it that are enduring and original. But there is also this David Lynch NASTINESS that even I cant get used to. That guy is fvcking mental bro and the Harkonen scenes are overtly disturbing in a homosexual, cannbalistic, dumpster juice kind of way. Anyone who has seen that sh!t knows what I mean.

The book is something I never even got two chapters in because of the Islamic theme, or Arabic sounding stuff… it really put me off.

Villenueve’s portfolio is solid though, his films are so good. So Im confident that whatever emotional story and visual potential that DUNE has, Denis will pull it out and showcase it like no ones business. Hopefully he can be DARK and OMINOUS without the clownfvck homosexuaul David Lynch stuff. In fact, I dont have a problem with underlying homosexual themes but the way David Lynchs mind works is beyond hidious. IMHO, that guy should never have been allowed to be a director. ALL OF HIS MOVIES are straight up TRASH. Apparently, people did ALOT OF DRUGS back in the day and couldnt tell the difference between talented but weird, and weird with no talent.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

The Bene Gesserit, as an all female enclave couldn’t have risen to power. Too much in fighting and back biting. As far as Star Wars goes. It ended with Anakin becoming a Sith, release date relative of course. I haven’t and won’t see the final three movies in the now DiSJWars saga. I’m fine with it ending with Vader’s death after destroying his evil mentor.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Went to see Ford vs. Ferrari today. Fu​cken excellent film.

Sh​itloads of commercials though. It should be illegal for a 10:20 movie to actually start at 10:57, but at least I know that game of theirs. I wasn’t going to sit through all those ads, so I spent some time looking into the other auditoriums while I waited for all the fu​cking the commercials in front of Ford versus Ferrari to end.

There were only two people watching Star Wars. Two. The other Star Wars auditorium was playing to empty seats. Maybe they had it in a third auditorium in 3D or some sh​it, and that’s where the audience was, but I doubt it.

More people were watching Cats. Not many more, and I assume it was a clockwork orange sort of deal that put them there, but still, more people were watching uncanny valley cats.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Ogre wrote:

As far as Star Wars goes. It ended with Anakin becoming a Sith, release date relative of course.

It ended with Empire.

Once those teddy bears hit the screen, that was it. Over. Finished. Done.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3758]

I prefer Spacebal.ls with John and Rick.

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

Gravel Pit wrote:

That guy is fvcking mental bro and the Harkonen scenes are overtly disturbing in a homosexual, cannbalistic, dumpster juice kind of way. Anyone who has seen that sh!t knows what I mean.

Yeah but the Baron is that way in the book as well……so *shrug*

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

Ogre wrote:

The Bene Gesserit, as an all female enclave couldn’t have risen to power. Too much in fighting and back biting.

Excellent point sir! LMAO

Although now that I think about it, I need to ponder that they were an epicenter of Eugenics…..coming from the 60’s, I wonder what Herbert’s background was regarding eugenics….The Baron’s homosexuality alone was alarming for the time the book was written..

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

Twist wrote:

How can you be so negative about such a strong, brave movie?

‘Rise Of Skywalker’ Will Feature First Lesbian Kiss In ‘Star Wars’ History

Star Trek boldly went there first!

But Kirk did it better for breaking barriers!

And we all know those women who hated nerds; now love Star Wars because when they see those giant red throbbing sabers they think:
Sorry couldn’t find a smaller file…

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Vajra Varaha wrote:

Sorry couldn’t find a smaller file…

What is it with naked white women that it only needs a tiny amount of fat to make them look like they’re filled with mashed potatoes?

[Author]

Posts