The Caracal Observes: Simp behaviour in the urban jungle

[CaracalParticipant 34]

I hope this is the correct part of the forum.

Let me tell you a story about the Caracal that lived in an urban jungle.

Once upon a time the Caracal was feasting on a delicious feast. He had just finished delivering multiple feasts for the other animals that lived in the urban jungle. His job was to deliver takeaway feasts to hungry jungle dwellers. Now he was finally allowed to sit down and enjoy his own. While the members of his small pack were cleaning the small lair they occupied and carried out their business.

As he was sitting there, two Jungle dwellers showed up to order a feast. The Caracal shortly glanced at the two Dwellers and continued his meal. His observing eyes saw a male and female dweller who looked like they belonged to each other. Overhearing their conversation it became clear that the male belonged to a species that had devolved into the Simp.

The male seemed to resemble the Caracal’s old ways when he once had a mate. He silently laughed and told himself: he’s soon going to learn, the poor simp. The female seemed to be younger than the male and showed almost no interest in his attempts to satisfy her. He asked her what she wanted to eat and continued to add items to the order they had already placed. while she was telling him to not order more items. He even ordered extra for her mother and proceeded to order drinks while mentioning he would pay. To which she would reply with even more disinterest. The Male seemed to be a nice person overal and not a threat to the Caracal so he decided to answer his attempts to get the Caracal’s attention.

The male seemed to have adopted almost all traits of the Simp. His behaviour didn’t seem to be hostile. So the Caracal adapted to the creature in front of him and answered his questions and jokes. Then he started to talk about the disinterested female that he brought with him. He said that she was so hot and special. and that he taught her some self defense. To which the Caracal replied with a smile and a nod. The Simp continued and proudly said that he taught her how to kick him in his b~~~~. Finally the female started to show some interest and explained how he taught her that with a smile on her face. At this point the Caracal had heard enough and was disgusted but keeping his act together he told the Simp he did a great job to teach her some self defense. Luckily their order was ready and the Simp had to leave.

The Caracal had seen enough and continued to help the other members with cleaning up their lair.

I hope this short story entertained you. unfortunately I have to keep it short this time. But I will try to share more stories about the Caracal’s daily interactions.

[Anonymous 3]

I stopped watching TV a long time ago, but I remember the “men’s” channels often would have men getting kicked in the b~~~~. This was considered “funny”. I could not understand why men could like this. But apparently there were men out there like that.

All the male TV programming was the same. I always thought it was extremely insulting to my intelligence. Where was the programming about science, a clearly male interest? Competitive video games? Classic movies, well written stories, philosophy? There was none of that type of thing.

Just men getting kicked in the b~~~~, men sitting around drinking, farting, smoking marijuana and being as imbecilic as possible.

When I complained about it, the blue pill men would always defend it and double down. And so I eventually just left the blue pill schmucks to their own devices, and I went my own way. I read and watched and studied, I worked out, and finally I found MGTOW where I found the men were similar to me. And then I saw at MGTOW how women while continuing to insult men, kept trying to invade our space. If they were allowed in here, I know full well they’d be busy telling us to enjoy getting kicked in our b~~~~, and to sit around drinking, farting, and drooling over women.

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