The Bitch Test

[wayneParticipant 11]

I’ve only recently read about the s~~~ tests that females subject males to in order to seek validation and or confirmation over their control. As someone who doesn’t swing that way, I can’t say I’ve had much personal experience with the phenomenon as I’m quite good at spotting emotional manipulation and shutting it down cold (though in high school I did tend to let it play out just to see what would happen).

However since I don’t subscribe to the belief that all women are inherently selfish, self serving and manipulative I’ve come up with a male version of the s~~~ test. The Bitch Test.

At it’s core it’s a fairly simple test that can be administered in hundreds if not millions of ways to a female in your life so you can determine whether she’s a Bitch or a Good Woman.

An example would be the ‘last pork chop’ scenario. When you’ve had a meal and there’s one pork chop left, does she always steal the last pork chop without even considering whether you’d want it or think about cutting it in half so you can both share it?

Another even more common example for a Bitch Test is the man performing some grueling task/chore for the female and she gives him a token “thanks”. However instead of simply accepting a thanks as gratitude, test her by asking her to perform a task in return.

An example would be to ask her to fetch you something since you’ve exhausted yourself with the previous task; could be a beer, a sandwich or even just a cold drink. If she declines and tells you “to do it yourself,” you know for sure that while she’s happy to give you empty words as gratitude, she’s not willing to put in even half the effort into showing you that she values you.

This idea for a Bitch Test came to me as a response to a couple of scenarios I’ve read about about recently. (one somewhere here and the other in response to a youtube video, neither of which I can place right now )

The bitch scenario was the man spending hours making a dinner for a family and her making herself a sandwich hours later and refusing to make him one. Which gave me the idea for half of the Bitch Test.

The other half was a scenario of a Good Woman, who when her man performed the task of fixing her computer, she prepared him his favorite meal as thanks.

A decent relationship should be a reciprocal thing, with each partner providing complementary value to the other. Otherwise it’s not a symbiotic relationship, more of a parasitic one.

I do agree that today’s society has contributed to an environment which encourages women to be more selfish, self involved and greedy as negative consequences for being a Bitch is rare. However I do think that if you administer the Bitch test to the females in your life, you can find out whether you should ditch the Bitch or Keep the Good Woman.

Just a thought.

“Do as thou wilt as long as it harms none” (How do I add this as a tag line to my forum posts ? Hate being a noob)

[Anonymous 42]

The Bitch Test

You don’t have to test anything that’s already been proven!

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Be glad you don’t swing that way man. If you’re looking for a woman that passes the Bitch Test, you’re going to be waiting a long time.

One point to clarify/an observation:

wayne wrote:

Another even more common example for a Bitch Test is the man performing some grueling task/chore for the female and she gives him a token “thanks”. However instead of simply accepting a thanks as gratitude, test her by asking her to perform a task in return.

If you do task X, and expect her to do Y in return, but don’t tell her, you’re being dishonest.

If you do task X, and she agrees to do Y in return, then it’s an agreement.

Glover in “No More Mr. Nice Guy” (“NMMNG”) calls these ‘covert contracts’ and ‘giving to get’. They’re definitely not the best way to get what you want out of life.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

The s~~~ test
The bitch test
The c~~~ test
The NAWALT test
The AWALT test
The gold digger test
The manipulation test
The controlling c~~~ test
The I Cheat test

But we already know this, that’s why we are here.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Honorable_Juice_BoxParticipant 591]

Such a test is good, but in terms of finding a woman for a relationship I do not think it would necessarily matter; I have heard countless stories of women acting the “good girl” role until they get their claws in.

However regular use of such a test could still help as they are likely to slip up at some point.

Either way I’m happy single.

[wayneParticipant 11]

MattNYC wrote:

Be glad you don’t swing that way man. If you’re looking for a woman that passes the Bitch Test, you’re going to be waiting a long time.

One point to clarify/an observation:

wayne wrote:

Another even more common example for a Bitch Test is the man performing some grueling task/chore for the female and she gives him a token “thanks”. However instead of simply accepting a thanks as gratitude, test her by asking her to perform a task in return.

If you do task X, and expect her to do Y in return, but don’t tell her, you’re being dishonest.

If you do task X, and she agrees to do Y in return, then it’s an agreement.

Glover in “No More Mr. Nice Guy” (“NMMNG”) calls these ‘covert contracts’ and ‘giving to get’. They’re definitely not the best way to get what you want out of life.

Well for me it isn’t about sexual gratitude, it’s more about testing whether the relationship has a decent enough reciprocation value.

I never do anything in the hopes of getting laid. I just ask “Wanna shag?” If they say yes, it’s golden and if not I move onto some other activity.

I perform a variation of this test on female ‘friends’ which is essentially F~~ Hag or Friend test. I weigh the conversations in my head and determine whether the bitching about boys is approaching 50/50 or completely one sided. Or if she’s talking about her latest failure of a bf then I’ll interject with an anecdote about my latest and if she cuts me off or talks over me, I know the value of the friendship.

This is also a way for me to judge whether I’m spending too much time bitching or whether it’s time to cut anchor and move on.

[HitmanParticipant]

as soon as they “test ” you it’s game over .
their ulterior motives become visible.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Ya know, I’ve been getting more and more aware of manipulation going on. Of course, there are ways to shut them down. I don’t really do the whole s~~~ test thing, and instead, troll them back.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[hollowtipsParticipant 681]

See if she expects you to put her before your family and friends. No woman would abandon their social network of support for a man, but men are completely severed from friends and family socially by girlfriends and wives. So effectively they are eventually all that we have left and leaving them seems much less attractive.

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