The average woman vs a book: who wins?

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Well guys, I rediscovered the joys and beauty of litterature recently. It also happens that recently, I had a date with a chick which turned out to be incredibly boring. While said date, I said to myself “F~~~ this, I could be reading a good book right now, instead I’m wasting my time on this t~~~”
So I thought, why not compare women and books, and see which one has the most advantages?

-COST: Books:10$-20$, must only be bought once, can even be cheaper if it’s second-hand / Woman: definitely more than 20$, up to ???$, and any money spent on it doesn’t guarantee it’ll stay with you, and if it chooses to leave, you’ll probably have to pay even more

-KNOWLEDGE/EXPERIENCE TO BE GAINED FROM IT: Books: pretty much infinite, you can learn about history, math, poetry, science, economics, philosophy and so on… Woman: is gonna talk to you about her best friends, what she likes to do, which is probably as intelectually stimulating as putting your head in a microwave

-AVAILABILITY: Books: just open/close it whenever you like/ Woman: may not always be in the mood, hovewer some jewelry might change it

-IN CASE YOU DON’T LIKE IT: Books: stop reading, sell it or give it to somebody else/ Woman: prepare for some drama, you s~~~lord

-WHAT YOU GET FOR THE PRICE: Books: hours of brain- stimulating entertainment available whenever you like / Woman: 20 minutes of back and forth in a wet hole, not really the best from a cerebral point of view

-Aaaaaand obviously, the book’s biggest advantage: IT DOESN’T F~~~ING TALK!

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

If I forgot any, don’t hesitate to put more, I’m sure there are plenty more!

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

My love of reading makes it necessary to chime in here. First I can think of ten books off hand, that any one of,  would have been better use of my time than all the best times I have spent with a woman. Lonesome dove before the epic movie was made was a great read, and goes into much more detail than the movie….  last lines in the movie: Reporter to cap Call says: “they say your a man of vision”…cap. Call reply’s: “yea hell of a vision”

The book ends differently When Call returns to Lonesome Dove after burying Gus, he encounters the town’s barber, Dillard Brawley. “What happened to the saloon?” Call asks, having noticed that the local watering hole has disappeared. Dillard explains that the establishment’s owner, Xavier Wanz, locked himself in Lorena’s vacant room and burned the building to the ground after she left town. “The woman,” Dillard whispers, in the book’s very last words. “They say he missed that whore.”

It’s an odd conclusion to an epic work of fiction; after 842 pages largely consumed with manly valor, the pathetic Wanz’s frustrated yearning for domesticity reads like a punch line.    I was waiting for that line in the movie..

Reading this one award winner is worth more than a date with any average woman of my choosing.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[RoyDalParticipant]

My library gets new books faster than I can read them and DVDs faster than I can watch them too.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2760]

Great post and so true.  A good date is no competition for a good book.  I just finished Requiem for Battleship Yamato.  I couldn’t put it down and finished it in one night (fairly short book).

I have always thought that if I were to go full-MGTOW and just live out in the middle of nowhere in a trailer, I would take a couple hundred books and just pass away the time leisurely reading…..Gawd that sounds so awesome.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

When you buy a book new, it’s also new, and not heavily used 😛

My Goal: To Leave Society.

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“Television is very educational.  Every time someone turns on the set, I go into another room and read a book.”  Groucho Marx

 

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