That toy is going to jail!

[vargpajParticipant 244]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-claims-she-sexually-assaulted-191500102.html

[ConstantineParticipant 4417]

“It peed on me, basically. Out of his… wee-wee area,” Isabelle Lassiter told WTVF.

What is she, five?!?

“People are missing the point. This was a sexually-oriented toy meant for adults, in front of minor children,” the statement read. “We’re not trying to make money off of this. If the toy was in a bar, it’d be a different situation, but this was in a family restaurant with 13 to 14 year olds at the table.

Have 14-year-olds never seen anything p~~~ before? What do their parents do when they go to the zoo and see an animal crapping? By the time you get to 14, haven’t you usually owned at least one pet in your lifetime? And how on Earth – heaven forbid – were they toilet-trained?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[BoarParticipant]

Wait a second…if this toy does not have a penis then this is sexual assault by a transgender toy that self-identifies as a boy! It must be given a, uh, pussy pass?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[RennieParticipant]

Big deal. I’ve seen those in the dollar store near the candy too.

[TuneoutParticipant]

First take a look at her,if I was that chef,I’d have second thoughts before doing a prank like that.

Now I don’t know how naive she thinks her 13+14 yr old kids are but when I was that age I was already fooling around with girls and we were both very aware of each others body parts!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[AttonParticipant]

If only it sprayed Fluoroantimonic acid, that would be real interesting.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

Lassiter reportedly police said she felt sexually assaulted because the toy had a penis. However, in the police statement, the officer refuted that claim.

“I observed the toy to have no penis and just a hole for the water to shoot out,” the officer wrote.

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Can we please just end it all? If people start calling the police because they’re being “pee’d on” by a toy from its “wee wee area” I see no reason why humanity can’t simply be destroyed today or tomorrow.

What a bunch of whiny f~~~s people are today. I know it’s bad with safe spaces, but this is even worse.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

And,…This is why having “female friends” is a stupid idea. Soon, they’ll start claiming you eye raped them.

Women are f~~~ing nuts.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 42]

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Officer, Shoot that bopping-head dog in that mans back window! IT TRIED TO BITE ME!

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

Another attention-digger…bcz she lost her looks now…lol

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