That Time of the year Again When ALL the Single Woman are C~~~ Shopping

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

I went on a dating site last evening to peruse some of the local advertisements for c~~~ that many of the single HO’S publish.

I do this purely as entertainment, but I’m also looking for MY UNICORN.

Of course MY UNICORN’S C~~~ Advertisement would have to state something to the effect of her being a hard worker with her favorite hobbies being cooking, baking, sewing, cleaning, and providing top notch sex as requested to please ONLY her man, and she prefers not to travel, but does enjoy long lazy weekends staying in bed for long periods satisfying and pleasing her man. She also has conservative political views, has a good job, no bills, hates wasting money and has a rather large savings. Also, she’s easy on the eyes, has a warm personality, a good sense of humor, doesn’t get frazzled easily, very laid back and at ease, not jealous, and of course a killer ageless body.

Well, since this one doesn’t exist, I’m usually entertained by all the others that want to travel the globe, drive expensive cars, be entertained with nights on the town, and you know how the TYPICAL ads go AWALT.

Anyways, I came across this Old Ho that I know that was online looking for her holiday c~~~ as I was flipping through all their mugshots. Of course, my profile boasts a picture of a model that has a GREAT 6 figure job blah, blah, blah. So, I’m free to look as I please with anonymity.

Anyways, This particular HO’s story is probably JUST LIKE so many of her girlfriends that are also shopping for their holiday c~~~. She’s in her 50’s and got divorced when she was around 40 AFTER her husband got done putting her through undergrad school and graduate school. They spent money like crazy so it’s not like he paid for it all, but he did provide EVERYTHING ELSE as she was never much good at holding down a real job.

Anyways, their kid finished college, and right around the same time she finished her masters, and was first in line to file for a divorce from her 20 + year marriage financed LARGELY by her husband who also liked to blow money, but was/is a damn HARD WORKER. At the time of her divorce, she was running her mouth that she was going to land a man that made big bucks, and now that she was going to be making a good income that she could get the type of house she wanted blah, blah, blah. She didn’t tell me these things directly, but I heard it from one of her girlfriends. To her credit, she was still a good looking woman, and the wall had been gentle with her up to this point.

Fast forward about 10 + years, and there she is today still advertising for c~~~. Of course, she has to work these days, and her good income can only afford her the same apartment that she’s been in since she split with the old man because she still loves to blow her cash.

And, between the wall and riding the c~~~ carousel for the past 10 plus years it looks like her dreams of finding Mr. Right have been replaced with finding Mr. right Now. She resembles more and more of a muppet type creature, and her body has lost whatever shape that it once had, and has been replaced by an old ladies body.

Don’t ya just love a Happy ending ?

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Yes i do love happy endings, but i hope chad gets to have her fun with her till she is wasted and turned into a train wreckt.

Then chad flies away with her money after giving her an std (non treatable one).

Just another, wasted, broke, p~~~ed of, std burden old hag.

I wold make an excelent merciless god.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

Ho, ho ,ho who wouldn’t go
Up on the roof top click, click ,click
Get on your knees and suck my dick!

Gotta love Christmas carols!!!

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[StealthParticipant 5327]

The possibility of someone I know reading through a desparate advertisement for myself online is enough to keep me from having one.

In every ad I’ve seen, women list their “talents” as watching TV or going to restaurants and movies.
The last one I remember reading was extra talented, in that she added “Trivial Pursuit. I know an insane amount of stupid things.” I suppose that’s one way to put it.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[Anonymous 18]

Now I know where Santa got his ‘ho! ho! ho!’.

Gets them out.

Now if we could just replace Boxing Day with Halloween. Nothing more scary than seeing a caked up post-wall ho.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Awakened wrote:

She resembles more and more of a muppet type creature, and her body has lost whatever shape that it once had, and has been replaced by an old ladies body.

This is what you have to look forward to in the 5% that end up happy with each other, this is what you have to look forward to in marriage. Trying to f~~~ a bag of potatoes.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

This is what you have to look forward to in the 5% that end up happy with each other, this is what you have to look forward to in marriage. Trying to f~~~ a bag of potatoes.

Haha…honestly if I was tagging it all through her prime, she was the mother of my children, and had been a loving, loyal wife for 30+ years and didn’t just go to s~~~ soon as kid #1 came out, I don’t think I’d mind. I’m sure there is going to be a point where I have more wrinkles and am not in as quite as good shape as I’m in now.

Its just…the average woman these days, most of them absolutely go to s~~~ in their 30s. Between stupid looking hair colors, way too many piercings, tattoos, drinking, smoking, drugs, riding the carousel too hard, and just getting fat, some manage to do it even earlier. You aren’t getting the hottie in her 20s who gracefully transitions to milf status as she ages, and if your lucky maybe keeps the old lady look at bay until her 60s…they just come at you full on post wall and can’t figure out why quality guys don’t want them.

Hows that stupid chick saying go? If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best. Well honey, your best is in your past and your worst is yet to come. I’m not jumping on the grenade when I know the pin has already been pulled.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I heard an old man once say that trying to have sex with your old wife is like trying to shove a limp cooked string of spaghetti into a leather pouch.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22503]

Awakened wrote:

I went on a dating site last evening to peruse some of the local advertisements for c~~~ that many of the single HO’S publish.
I do this purely as entertainment, but I’m also looking for MY UNICORN.
Of course MY UNICORN’S C~~~ Advertisement would have to state something to the effect of her being a hard worker with her favorite hobbies being cooking, baking, sewing, cleaning, and providing top notch sex as requested to please ONLY her man, and she prefers not to travel, but does enjoy long lazy weekends staying in bed for long periods satisfying and pleasing her man. She also has conservative political views, has a good job, no bills, hates wasting money and has a rather large savings. Also, she’s easy on the eyes, has a warm personality, a good sense of humor, doesn’t get frazzled easily, very laid back and at ease, not jealous, and of course a killer ageless body.
Well, since this one doesn’t exist, I’m usually entertained by all the others that want to travel the globe, drive expensive cars, be entertained with nights on the town, and you know how the TYPICAL ads go AWALT.
Anyways, I came across this Old Ho that I know that was online looking for her holiday c~~~ as I was flipping through all their mugshots. Of course, my profile boasts a picture of a model that has a GREAT 6 figure job blah, blah, blah. So, I’m free to look as I please with anonymity.
Anyways, This particular HO’s story is probably JUST LIKE so many of her girlfriends that are also shopping for their holiday c~~~. She’s in her 50’s and got divorced when she was around 40 AFTER her husband got done putting her through undergrad school and graduate school. They spent money like crazy so it’s not like he paid for it all, but he did provide EVERYTHING ELSE as she was never much good at holding down a real job.
Anyways, their kid finished college, and right around the same time she finished her masters, and was first in line to file for a divorce from her 20 + year marriage financed LARGELY by her husband who also liked to blow money, but was/is a damn HARD WORKER. At the time of her divorce, she was running her mouth that she was going to land a man that made big bucks, and now that she was going to be making a good income that she could get the type of house she wanted blah, blah, blah. She didn’t tell me these things directly, but I heard it from one of her girlfriends. To her credit, she was still a good looking woman, and the wall had been gentle with her up to this point.
Fast forward about 10 + years, and there she is today still advertising for c~~~. Of course, she has to work these days, and her good income can only afford her the same apartment that she’s been in since she split with the old man because she still loves to blow her cash.
And, between the wall and riding the c~~~ carousel for the past 10 plus years it looks like her dreams of finding Mr. Right have been replaced with finding Mr. right Now. She resembles more and more of a muppet type creature, and her body has lost whatever shape that it once had, and has been replaced by an old ladies body.
Don’t ya just love a Happy ending ?

So f~~~ing sweet to hear her grand plans to screw husbank 1 and leech onto better husbank 2 that she so richly deserved just by her godam existence, f~~~ing blew up in her face.

Hope her apartment allows cats.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 38]

Awakened wrote:

Of course MY UNICORN’S C~~~ Advertisement would have to state something to the effect of her being a hard worker with her favorite hobbies being cooking, baking, sewing, cleaning, and providing top notch sex as requested to please ONLY her man, and she prefers not to travel, but does enjoy long lazy weekends staying in bed for long periods satisfying and pleasing her man. She also has conservative political views, has a good job, no bills, hates wasting money and has a rather large savings. Also, she’s easy on the eyes, has a warm personality, a good sense of humor, doesn’t get frazzled easily, very laid back and at ease, not jealous, and of course a killer ageless body.

I literally had a unicorn like this. Being a blue piller I failed her s~~~ tests and she ‘cashed in’ her chips when it became evident I wouldn’t be her workhorse provider.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3753]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

So f~~~ing sweet to hear her grand plans to screw husbank 1 and leech onto better husbank 2 that she so richly deserved just by her godam existence, f~~~ing blew up in her face.
Hope her apartment allows cats.

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

Sweet juicy justice.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Anonymous wrote:

Awakened wrote:

Of course MY UNICORN’S C~~~ Advertisement would have to state something to the effect of her being a hard worker with her favorite hobbies being cooking, baking, sewing, cleaning, and providing top notch sex as requested to please ONLY her man, and she prefers not to travel, but does enjoy long lazy weekends staying in bed for long periods satisfying and pleasing her man. She also has conservative political views, has a good job, no bills, hates wasting money and has a rather large savings. Also, she’s easy on the eyes, has a warm personality, a good sense of humor, doesn’t get frazzled easily, very laid back and at ease, not jealous, and of course a killer ageless body.

I literally had a unicorn like this. Being a blue piller I failed her s~~~ tests and she ‘cashed in’ her chips when it became evident I wouldn’t be her workhorse provider.

If she wanted me to be HER Workhorse Provider then she would have lost her “Unicorn” status in my eyes as well.

My days of being the “Workhorse Provider” for ANY Piece are in MY PAST, and I have No Desire to have ANOTHER PARASITICAL LEACH EVER AGAIN !!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3753]

I’ve seen girls in their twenties with wrinkles… shows how bad things are.

[Christian J.Participant 12]

One has to wonder what level of stupidity goes thru their heads. They always believe that they are worth more value, than they really are. They think they are 10s in their own minds and the grass is always greener somewhere else. They never realise that their mating days are done and all they are good for now is the carousal which they gladly ride thinking they are a great catch. The stupidity of their actions is just beyond comprehension..

[Christian J.Participant 12]

Oh, by the way. I produced an image just for the occasion..

[bladeParticipant]

XMAS C~~~ SHOPPERS CHADS ARE ABOUT TO BE RELEASED FROM JAIL . THIS IS A XMAS SPECIAL THAT RUNS 8 WEEKS TILL CHAD GOES BACK TO HANG WITH HIS BUDDIES IN THE BIG HOUSE .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Stealth wrote:

In every ad I’ve seen, women list their “talents” as watching TV or going to restaurants and movies.
The last one I remember reading was extra talented, in that she added “Trivial Pursuit.

To a woman, marriage is a trivial pursuit.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Awakened wrote:

I went on a dating site last evening to peruse some of the local advertisements for c~~~ that many of the single HO’S publish.
I do this purely as entertainment, but I’m also looking for MY UNICORN.
Of course MY UNICORN’S C~~~ Advertisement would have to state something to the effect of her being a hard worker with her favorite hobbies being cooking, baking, sewing, cleaning, and providing top notch sex as requested to please ONLY her man, and she prefers not to travel, but does enjoy long lazy weekends staying in bed for long periods satisfying and pleasing her man. She also has conservative political views, has a good job, no bills, hates wasting money and has a rather large savings. Also, she’s easy on the eyes, has a warm personality, a good sense of humor, doesn’t get frazzled easily, very laid back and at ease, not jealous, and of course a killer ageless body.
Well, since this one doesn’t exist, I’m usually entertained by all the others that want to travel the globe, drive expensive cars, be entertained with nights on the town, and you know how the TYPICAL ads go AWALT.
Anyways, I came across this Old Ho that I know that was online looking for her holiday c~~~ as I was flipping through all their mugshots. Of course, my profile boasts a picture of a model that has a GREAT 6 figure job blah, blah, blah. So, I’m free to look as I please with anonymity.
Anyways, This particular HO’s story is probably JUST LIKE so many of her girlfriends that are also shopping for their holiday c~~~. She’s in her 50’s and got divorced when she was around 40 AFTER her husband got done putting her through undergrad school and graduate school. They spent money like crazy so it’s not like he paid for it all, but he did provide EVERYTHING ELSE as she was never much good at holding down a real job.
Anyways, their kid finished college, and right around the same time she finished her masters, and was first in line to file for a divorce from her 20 + year marriage financed LARGELY by her husband who also liked to blow money, but was/is a damn HARD WORKER. At the time of her divorce, she was running her mouth that she was going to land a man that made big bucks, and now that she was going to be making a good income that she could get the type of house she wanted blah, blah, blah. She didn’t tell me these things directly, but I heard it from one of her girlfriends. To her credit, she was still a good looking woman, and the wall had been gentle with her up to this point.
Fast forward about 10 + years, and there she is today still advertising for c~~~. Of course, she has to work these days, and her good income can only afford her the same apartment that she’s been in since she split with the old man because she still loves to blow her cash.
And, between the wall and riding the c~~~ carousel for the past 10 plus years it looks like her dreams of finding Mr. Right have been replaced with finding Mr. right Now. She resembles more and more of a muppet type creature, and her body has lost whatever shape that it once had, and has been replaced by an old ladies body.
Don’t ya just love a Happy ending ?

DAMMIT !!
I knew someone would see my ad from here !

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[Sky-OParticipant 18933]

I love the ones that post in their ‘Interests’ section:

‘Boating’

It’s like, bitch. . .

Just stop.

You don’t own a f~~~ing boat.

(But it is their own covert way of trying to lock on to a guy that owns a boat. Because most men that are broke do NOT own a boat)

And when they list ‘traveling’ as one of their interests, they are leaving out the details. Which include the fact that their love for travel inherently involves the wallet that they want to secure to pay for the airfare, hotel and all related expenses.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

The post-wall holes are in a frenzy now. Much like a new purse, the average hole wants a Cuck on her arm at holiday parties.

Sovereignty above all else.

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