That No F~~~s Given Comes in Handy !!

[AwakenedParticipant 35221]

No F~~~s Given just pops up all the time.

This morning I had a multi-department “informational” meeting as part of a day of “workshops’ and the like. In other words, a complete waste of time. Of course I just happened to arrive approximately twenty minutes late because I was listening to Johnny Cash, and playing on my computer. On the way in, I walked into this fat piece of s~~~ supervisor that told me I was late blah, blah.

I was nice on the outside and apologized for my tardiness, all the while I was laughing my ass off on the inside asking myself just who the f~~~ does this Over Stuffed Walking Heart Attack F~~~ THINK that he is. Just another ASSHOLE…. The Matrix is full of them.

The day is supposed to be filled with more of the same. Well, I had enough of that after the first hour so I will be on the premises, but I won’t be going back for ANY of that CRAP. I will be ghosting in MY AREA. If they want me, they can come find me, but out of sight usually equates to out of mind.

If push comes to shove then I will be taking the rest of the day off as I have a ton of accumulated sick time. I will do what I want, and get paid either way.

That’s what happens when you just don’t care.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

I hear ya Bro! In my job, I have perfected the art of “looking busy” whilst doing nothing and have no issues with anyone. Nobody bothers me and if I am backed into a corner, I can pull enough s~~~ out on the fly to get away with a “Sorry: I got other s~~~ to do” card. I get s~~~ done when it hits the fan, so they don’t bother me when the fan ain’t spinning. #MANOUT!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[AwakenedParticipant 35221]

Trailboss wrote:

I can pull enough s~~~ out on the fly to get away with a “Sorry: I got other s~~~ to do” card.

When I said “sorry”, I actually had to try and hold back my NFG Smile and Laughter.

As I sit here now listening to Johnny, I could truly care LESS about Them, Their Bulls~~~ Meetings ETC.

More and More Means Less and Less DAILY…..Just the way IT IS.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 42]

I have a 55gal drum (with pump) full of NFG to grease anything sticky that heads my may!

I’m like Velcro that’s been rubbed in dirt and melted by a torch! Nothing snags or sticks anymore!

F~~~ hanging on to anything!

[Struck OutParticipant 468]

"Always learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."--Groucho Marx.

[OldBillParticipant]

: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”
: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.”

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

“You don’t look busy right now Trailboss”!

I like to plan ahead…that way I don’t have to do anything right now!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[MonkParticipant 17064]

They forced their rainbow, gynocentric s~~~ on me, so I figure that I owe them nothing.

In fact, I reckon that they owe me.

[Anonymous 3]

Hey old Bill staealing this one for my Managers breiefing next week Apparrently Industrial Dirroreah” was not a satisfactory excuse

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Early Retirement FTW.

Glad I don’t have to deal with anyones s~~~ anymore. I just workout, smell whatever is in the crockpot all day, play the Super Nintendo, shoot guns, and wait for gold & silver to be suppressed enough again to buy more. And of course, treat the uncles to a lunch whenever I feel like it. Speaking of which, I feel like some frog legs and oysters today!

No Wife - No Strife

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I hear ya man! Its hard to hold in and hide the contempt for “people”. But it is amusing to think about just how stupid, and useless they really are…a waste of skin really.

[Anonymous 42]

PistolPete wrote:

just how stupid, and useless they really are…a waste of skin really.

Not if you make lamp shades!

[Anonymous 54]

OldBill wrote:

: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”
: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.”

Hahah!! Yeah Bill!!
You got my day started with a laugh!
Thanks!

[OldBillParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Thanks!

Thank Mike Judge. It’s a quote from his somewhat red pill movie Office Space.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

OldBill wrote:

: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”
: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.”

Priceless!!!

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

Awakened wrote:

was listening to Johnny Cash, and playing on my computer

Off topic but I am a Johnny Cash fan too. He is buried just a few feet uphill from my STBX father-in-laws grave in Hendersonville, TN, an hour or so north of Nashville. Used to visit Johnny’s grave every time I went by the father-in-laws.

Johnny used to take the kids in Rosanne’s class on boat rides. My STBX wife’s brother went on the rides a lot during the summer.

TTW

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[AwakenedParticipant 35221]

Two Time Winner wrote:

Johnny used to take the kids in Rosanne’s class on boat rides.

Johnny strikes me as if he was a good ole boy, and didn’t let the Cash and Fame BLIND him from being who he Truly was.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Awakened wrote:

Two Time Winner wrote:

Johnny used to take the kids in Rosanne’s class on boat rides.

Johnny strikes me as if he was a good ole boy, and didn’t let the Cash and Fame BLIND him from being who he Truly was.

Well, it’s in the name anyway: Cash is King.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

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