TFM is on crack and needs an intervention

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Guys, this is really sad news I’m bringing to you tonight. Our great and witty comrade the Turd Flinging Monkey picked up the terrible crack habit and now prostituting himself on Youtube by doing sex toys reviews and sticking black anal plugs up his hairy butt.
I love him, so it really hurts me to see him in a downward spiral like this. I think he could do much better, but cocaine is a helluva drug.
Please watch this video and try to talk some sense into him in the comment section.
It would hurt me to see TFM becoming a laughing stock of MGTOW. But not everything is lost yet.
He can be saved by reintroducing him in the male space, shutting down his internet, force-feeding him steak and scotch and have him play poker while watching western movies in the background. What do you think?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[AletheiaParticipant 47]

Seems tongue in cheek, though I’m not sure to what end exactly. So based on this video I wouldn’t rag on him too hard. It is quite weird, however. Big fan of his stuff as well but haven’t watched any of it in a while.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Wait are you kidding man? what the f~~~ is going on? i knew i so something on my phone but i did not click it but now i know why i didn’t do it.

I can’t stop laughing at this one either.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

As long as he is doing it for money and not drugs. Dude is baller, he can sell whatever the f~~~ he wants as long as he does his MGTOW vids.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

He’s probably getting paid to review these products,to each there own.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

OK full disclosure.

When I was a kid, I often ate a lot of chocolate and got constipated to a PAINFUL amount.

Plainly… I f~~~ing HATED taking a s~~~.

My mom was a nurse, and I don’t know if you know what a suppository is, but I can remember at least 3 times – still – when she f~~~ing jammed this “red pill” up my ass.

Don’t laugh. It really looked like a big “red pill”. It was about the size of a AA battery. Maybe it was smaller than that, but at the time, that was “huge” for anything going up my ass. I think she rather enjoyed it too. I, myself, did not.

These experienced traumatized me so much, that nothing will ever enter my asshole again. You can sharpen pencils in this puppy. When I fart, only DOGS can hear it, and that’s the way it will stay.

NOBODY can sell me the idea of prostate “stimulation” , because you can also “stimulate” a snake enough to bite you. Ask anyone who didn’t die from a drowning experience, and once you get past the initial “panic”, apparently it’s quite EUPHORIC. But I have no interested in finding out.

Some people like to watch their turds swirl down the drain too.
I am not one of those people.

My chocolate starfish is like a balloon knot. You can’t open it again. It is a door that only swings one way.

The name “Turd Flinging Monkey” is questionable already. But this?

Hello McFly! Anybody home?

LIMITS!!!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ronin De NiroParticipant 200]

I’m ok with men having anal pleasure and reviewing toys for such thing. I prefer to keep myself virgin on the behind.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Russky wrote:

Guys, this is really sad news I’m bringing to you tonight. Our great and witty comrade the Turd Flinging Monkey picked up the terrible crack habit and now prostituting himself on Youtube by doing sex toys reviews and sticking black anal plugs up his hairy butt.
I love him, so it really hurts me to see him in a downward spiral like this. I think he could do much better, but cocaine is a helluva drug.
Please watch this video and try to talk some sense into him in the comment section.
It would hurt me to see TFM becoming a laughing stock of MGTOW. But not everything is lost yet.
He can be saved by reintroducing him in the male space, shutting down his internet, force-feeding him steak and scotch and have him play poker while watching western movies in the background. What do you think?

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Is there solid information to back the notion that he’s dabbling in drugs? Just making sure It’s not just a rumor. If it’s true that’s pretty sad.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Ronin De Niro wrote:

I’m ok with men having anal pleasure and reviewing toys for such thing. I prefer to keep myself virgin on the behind.

There are gay MGTOW so I don’t find it surprising. Not sure if that’s the case with him though.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

There are gay MGTOW so I don’t find it surprising. Not sure if that’s the case with him though.

It’s not “gay”….. if it’s YOU.

That, I am willing to concede. A dog’s not gay when he licks his own dick.

( Jesus Chipotle, what are we talking about this for. lolzzz )

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

This is one of the gayest topics ever talked on this website. It’s weird haha.

If other men wanna stick s~~~ up their ass, let’em. As for me, I’m definitely not sticking anything up there.

And I have no idea why TFM is reviewing dildos/vibrators. I kinda stopped watching him after the first vid because of that.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Ronin De NiroParticipant 200]

C’mon. Not that there is a problem with being gay, but having anal pleasure is not the same thing of enjoying men.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

If anything ever goes up my ass, I’m just going to s~~~ on it. If a company asked me to review a but plug, I would just crap on it , send it back dirty and tell them it’s a s~~~ty product.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Total Lee wrote:

If anything ever goes up my ass, I’m just going to s~~~ on it. If a company asked me to review a but plug, I would just crap on it , send it back dirty and tell them it’s a s~~~ty product.

Right! And then do an unboxing video review….. and a RE-boxing video. “This thing is crap” – all dirty with a few rogue hairs stuck to it.

Maybe even use chocolate!!
Freak them out and pretend like you dipped it in chocolate, then take a photo like this:

“What do you mean it’s supposed to go up my ASS?? I stirred my FONDUE with it. Tastes like chicken.”

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You could have all kinds of fun with this s~~~, and TFM actually put it in his ass.

What a whore.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[chirParticipant]

If you look at the other promo’s he has done its evident he’s doing the promo’s for s~~~s and giggles. (And I think for watching the comments go thermonuclear)

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

I noticed that as well. He for sure is getting paid for the advertisement. Given the constant female centered devices, I have to wonder if some feminist is toying with him by paying for these reviews.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Is there solid information to back the notion that he’s dabbling in drugs? Just making sure It’s not just a rumor. If it’s true that’s pretty sad.

I kid I kid. It’s a joke.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

If anyone asks me about this im going to say

No comment.

Because i have no idea WTF this s~~~ has to do with MGTOW.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

MgtowWave wrote:

Because i have no idea WTF this s~~~ has to do with MGTOW.

Russky wrote:

It would hurt me to see TFM becoming a laughing stock of MGTOW.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[LurchParticipant 3870]

Russky wrote:

sticking black anal plugs up his hairy butt.

Look on the bright side, at least he’ll be ready for his next prostrate exam. 😉

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

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