Texas Bill Penalizing Male Masturbation

[Falcon SageParticipant 92]

News articles came out about a Texas bill on March 11th that plans to illegalize male ejaculation that is not used for the purpose of procreation. “They can’t enforce a bill like that”, that was my first thought as well but they have plans to test men in the Texas government everyday to test for evidence of ejaculation. Not only that but the Committe to Understand Male Masturbation (CUMM) will be made entirely of women and the head will be a lesbian, all to eliminate “bias”. Even if this is easy now to not get caught, this is a slippery slope: soon it will be high schools, then companies will give tests, this will only spread if it is not stopped here! I live in Colorado so I’m not sure what I can do, if you have any ideas post them here and let’s do something to stop this! I plan on making on a petition but I don’t know who to sent it to. Any ideas?

"Woman is a misbegotten man and has a faulty and defective nature in comparison to his. Therefore she is unsure in herself. What she cannot get, she seeks to obtain through lying and diabolical deceptions. And so, to put it briefly, one must be on one's guard with every woman, as if she were a poisonous snake and the horned devil. ... Thus in evil and perverse doings woman is cleverer, that is, slyer, than man. Her feelings drive woman toward every evil, just as reason impels man toward all good." –Saint Albertus Magnus, Dominican theologian, 13th century

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Falcon Sage wrote:

if you have any ideas post them here and let’s do something to stop this!

I’m going to create a feminist iPhone app called the “The CUMS interface”. ( Repeat it again quickly ) She will be able to remotely adjust the speed of her dildo to a “jackhammer” setting.

In all seriousness, anal is really the only woman-interference-proof method of birth control there is. Even abstinence failed once.

Falcon Sage wrote:

any ideas

Yes. Never take a feminist seriously. All feminist bulls~~~ fails at your feet the moment you refuse to subscribe to it. Take out your dick and rub one out right where she can see it. If she’s lucky, she can lick it off the floor.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 54]

I guess Im going to be doing some Hard time!!This bill wont be passed.Just some chic that fantasises about a group of Men jerking off on her face. I think I saw her in a vidio!

[AutoliteParticipant]

At first I thought that it was only a joke but it turns out that it’s real enough. It’s just a pro-abortion feminist using ‘satire’ to try to make a point.

https://www.texastribune.org/2017/03/12/rep-farrar-bill/

The world has become so f~~~ed-up that there is no longer any discernible line between real news and a profoundly absurd joke…

[HitmanParticipant]

This is how they introduce insane ideas to make the real thing seem like it’s not so bad..
It’ll never fly.
It’s feminist propaganda.

[Anonymous 54]

Keep your hands off my c~~~!
Hands up, cant shoot!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Texas is pretty the much the last state I would expect to have a bill like that. Now Californistan on the other hand…

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

The defense seems easy here just use their own “its my body” argument.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

These politicians’ tactics won’t even phase the new generation of fem-bots.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

We could all mail her used kleenex.

Don’t forget to include the $100 fine

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[,Participant 1301]

i penalize masturbation every time, whats the Rub>?

with joy/without hate

[bladeParticipant]

Can’t help wet dreams . So know what ya going to do bitches .

MY CUM MY CHOICE

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Keep your hands off my c~~~!
Hands up, cant shoot!

They will cuff you with ya hands behind ya back . If ya got a big enough c~~~ you could flip it back between ya legs and go for gold . If caught you will be put in a straight jacket . HEED MY WARNING

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

It’s a pro-abortion troll bill.

Stupid if you ask me because men have no say or abortion rights anyway, so i don’t get how this would get men on board.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

I am going to start Jacking it furiously and chronically from now on until this bill comes into effect. Gonna get as many of my swimmers out across the border before the wall goes up.

LOL

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

If this bill is enacted, the best way to p~~~ off feminists would be to play the gender card and outlaw dildos and vibrators too.

It’s retarded anyway. Apart from perverts, people masturbate in alone and in private. How would they prove anything?

And does it count if i blow my filth over a womans face?

[Y_Participant 4591]

Falcon Sage wrote:

I live in Colorado so I’m not sure what I can do, if you have any ideas post them here and let’s do something to stop this! I plan on making on a petition but I don’t know who to sent it to. Any ideas?

You need to either form a lobby against this shame – doesn’t matter what state you live in if you can support a lobby group – or see your congressman.

Try TheMankindProject to see if they can lobby this
http://colorado.mkpusa.org/

Only my guess

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