Tales from the SIMP, Part 2

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

OK, well the first one didn’t necessarily catch on fire, but f~~~ it, I gotta do this so hopefully somebody reads it and takes it to heart and uses it to get themselves out of their situation. Here we go with part 2.

This girl was named Katherine(God, just uttering her name p~~~es me off to no end again…) she lived in a different area of Toronto and we met up more than a few times. She was no hottie, but, well, you know the title of this thread. I was friendzoned almost right away, although she had no problem stringing me along, she even got me to tell her I loved her, and of course I fell for it. Goddamn she was so annoying too, I have no idea wtf I was thinking going along with it for so long. She’d p~~~ me off then immediately keep asking if I hated her, which I kinda did but didn’t want to admit to her because I still thought I’d had a chance. This didn’t last nearly as long as the one in my last story, hell we never even technically had a relations~~~(to be honest I ended up thanking my lucky stars for that). She did end up dating a friend of mine for a little while and while I initially was jealous, again, it ended up being a blessing in disguise. Better him than me. She did try to set me up with a friend of hers, but that’s a story for next week.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 0]

Man, just stop it. This hurts my brain just reading it. Please stop with the women already.

edit: at the very least give yourself a 6 month moratorium on women and then reassess afterwards

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Anonymous wrote:

Man, just stop it. This hurts my brain just reading it. Please stop with the women already.

edit: at the very least give yourself a 6 month moratorium on women and then reassess afterwards

A life time moratorium is better.
But if you need to vent, go ahead, what’s your beer?

I don’t drink but don’t mind reaching one for you.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

F~~~ them, keep the stories coming! Hi, my name’s TaxGuy and I’m a pussaholic.

There’s a concept in the accounting world called a sunk cost. It is a concept that is best understood by an orbiter. You’ve become her friend, her emotional tampon, her confidante. You’re there for her every time Chad screws her over. She’s said she loves you, wishes all guys were as great as you. But even after all of that, she’s still never touched your pee pee. But you’re SO close!! Maybe the next scenario will be the magic one where she will FINALLY wake up and realize you were there all along, just like in the movies……

Yeah, those are all sunk costs. They’re in the past. When you evaluate a current situation you are taught to ignore the sunk costs. Because they don’t matter. Just like all of the great s~~~ you’ve done for her, it doesn’t matter.

By the way, not picking on you personally Scarberian. Just trying to get the point across to any simps out there that are reading the website while their true love is banging some loser. It’s ok simp, he’ll dump her soon and you’ll have one more chance to get your pee pee touched.

Order the good wine

[UntamedParticipant]

Thanks for sharing, Scarberian.
What you describe is typical manipulative bitch game and a Bluepiller will always fall for it for various reasons, not the least of which is pussy. I’m glad you never had to f~~~ her. Can you imagine an unwanted pregnancy with that c~~~? Brrrrr…
I got strung along like that several times in my blue-pill past but I always refused to be friend-zoned, probably because I never thought of weemins as friends – they’re disloyal and treacherous – but always saw them as a f~~~ so if no f~~~ was soon forthcoming I’d split.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Untamed wrote:

Thanks for sharing, Scarberian.
What you describe is typical manipulative bitch game and a Bluepiller will always fall for it for various reasons, not the least of which is pussy. I’m glad you never had to f~~~ her. Can you imagine an unwanted pregnancy with that c~~~? Brrrrr…
I got strung along like that several times in my blue-pill past but I always refused to be friend-zoned, probably because I never thought of weemins as friends – they’re disloyal and treacherous – but always saw them as a f~~~ so if no f~~~ was soon forthcoming I’d split.

You’re welcome, and no, I can’t imagine an unwanted pregnancy, f~~~ I’d be gone from this world by now had that happened *shudder*.

As for you, YZF-R1, chill. I tell these stories for a reason, not just to vent or to bitch about women. If it bothers you THAT much, I’ll condense the rest into one last thread next week. If that still bothers you, then you don’t have to read it. I ain’t got a gun to your head, bro. I do these in the hope that a newbie or a lurker reads one, realizes he’s in the same boat I was, and gets the f~~~ outta dodge before he’s up s~~~’s creek like I almost was. As for a “moratorium”, I’m not sure what you mean. Is it to mean stop posting about women or stop associating with them? If it’s the latter, then relax. These stories I tell happened a long time ago, and I haven’t really associated or talked with any woman unless forced to since before I went MGTOW. If it’s the former then I don’t know why I need a moratorium, I don’t post threads all that often, do I? Again, even if I do, no one’s forcing you or anyone else who doesn’t like it to read them, are they?

I dunno. @keymaster, what’s your take on this? Think I should cool it with these threads about women? Are you getting sick of it as well? If so, let me know. But I am at least going to finish this next week with one last thread about these stories. After that, I’ll stop if I really have to.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 0]

NO. Don’t stop posting. Just stop with the women. Sounds to me like you’re bringing a lot of unnecessary pain upon yourself. Never stop posting.

Moratorium just means to take a break for a little while from the women.

[UntamedParticipant]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

But I am at least going to finish this next week with one last thread about these stories. After that, I’ll stop if I really have to.

You don’t have to stop. Unless of course Keymaster himself requests it, which I doubt he’ll do.
This website is also for you, and if your Tales from the SIMP helps other Men, which I believe they do, then they are important.
But even if it doesn’t help others but helps you cope with something, anything, then you SHOULD post them. mgtow.com was created for that, not for entertainment value!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Anonymous wrote:

NO. Don’t stop posting. Just stop with the women. Sounds to me like you’re bringing a lot of unnecessary pain upon yourself. Never stop posting.

Moratorium just means to take a break for a little while from the women.

Nah, man, trust me, I’m far over these women. Sharing these stories was the first time I’d thought about them in the longest time. If it were painful I wouldn’t be sharing them in the first place. I’m the kinda guy who doesn’t like to talk about my own emotional pain, so if these memories and stories still hurt then I wouldn’t have told them. Anyway, I think I’ll stick to my new plan and just create one more thread on this topic next week. It’s gonna be a loooong one, so settle in when it drops.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 0]

As a collection of stories this makes sense to me now. I was thinking that this was constantly happening to you. That’s why I was urging you to make this stop for a while. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Keep’um coming bro.

[Anonymous 11]

I used to be a simp, but it was beaten out of me. Now, I’m a curmudgeon red pill monk.

The Nightmare Date:

I went out with this wench when I was 17. She was smoking hot. Anyway, I’m driving her to our destination. She suggests we pick up a friend of hers, a guy. She spends the next two hours making out with the f~~~er in my back seat while I played chauffeur. Eventually, I was burning with so much anger that I suggested we stop off at the arcade. I bailed out the back door leaving them there and went to visit with my real friends.

Laydeez: Were any off you ever taught common courtesy or all of you born as vicious c~~~s?

Keep the simp stories coming.

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