Strap in guys, I’m gonna go through all the rest of ’em in this one post, probably gonna be a long one. As before, if I leave stuff out it’s because I honestly don’t remember(either that or I’m repressing for a reason). I debated typing this out but f~~~ it, gotta finish at some point, right?
Let’s start with Katherine. Oh boy. Annoying as f~~~, even for blue-pill me. Why I ever lasted more than a day or two I’ll never know. She would constantly pester me then ask if I hated her. Truth was I did but didn’t want to admit it because, well, I was a SIMP. She told me she was single then when we met up for the first time(I’d say she was a 4/10 but I’m being generous) she told me she got back together with her bf, so I got sent to the friendzone. Good news is I got a free movie out of it 🙂 but in the grand scheme of it all it really wasn’t worth all the BS from her. She got me to say I loved her over the phone(I didn’t really but I thought it would get me somewhere(it didn’t)). The real kicker was she started dating a buddy of mine at the time. Guess at the end of the day I dodged a bullet but had to end up in the cross-hairs of a rocket launcher, which I’m gonna talk about now.
There was Jackie, who I was set up with by Katherine. Ho-ho-holy f~~~. If it weren’t for how her personality seemed at the time I would give her a 0. Not really fat just very ugly. We(myself, Katherine and her bf(my buddy)) went to her place, and when I first saw her(she was meeting us at the corner near her house) apparently both my buddy and I were thinking the same thing, “Run. Run like hell Scarberian!” but unfortunately I didn’t. Little did I know it at the time but her dad saved me, as he didn’t like me(so she said) and thus didn’t want me around his daughter, so I owe him a great debt. I remember vividly chatting with her over MSN Messenger(remember that?) and she told me she wanted me to take her virginity. I still shudder thinking about it. Luckily our contact fell off and I haven’t talked to her since.
Then we come to Elizabeth. Meh, I’d say 2 out of 10. I wasn’t so much of a simp as a white-knight. We were walking home and she got stopped by this one chick who was p~~~ed at her for some reason, I can’t remember exactly what. I stepped in to protect her and ended up taking one in the jaw from the broad’s bf. Hurt like a mother. Learned my lesson from that one.
Now we come to Gaby. Still see her from time to time. She became my gf but for a very short period. This was my first relations~~~ in years so I must have gone too far too fast(or so I thought at the time which I blamed myself for) and she broke it off, saying she “wasn’t ready” for a relationship at the time. I stayed friends with her for a while then I just stopped giving a damn(plus her mom didn’t like me). A few years ago we reconnected, I was still blue pill at the time and thought I’d give it another shot, only for her to tell me she wanted to get to know me better(more BS I’m sure) so we talked and texted for a while but I lost interest. Now the only time I see her(I try to avoid talking to her if possible) is when a buddy of mine is performing at a show and we’re both there. On the plus side, meeting her is what led to meeting this buddy, who I’ve known for years and is a really good person. He’s a good friend and positive person, and I’m glad I was able to meet him.
Last but certainly not least, we come to Ann-Marie. She was actually the hottest girl I’d ever gone out with(though that’s not saying much, she’s only maybe a 5). This was a long distance relations~~~ and I only met her once but keep in mind this was blue-pill simp me and I was kinda desperate at the time. Funny thing was we met each other(though I can’t remember exactly how) through the same friend I mentioned earlier who was dating that Katherine bitch(this was a while after that). We were just kinda ‘meh’ toward each other at the beginning but I find out a few days after my birthday that she supposedly ‘loved me’ and wanted to be with me. Now, of course these days I know better, but back then? Oh man, I was all over that. So we started our long-distance relations~~~, and I even proposed to her on VD, can you believe that? God, I was such a blue-pilled mangina simp. Anyway, one day she came to Toronto for a week, and we made plans to get together and, *ahem*. But things never really work out the way you want. I was to meet her at the Eaton Centre but her dad found out(seeing a pattern here yet?) and that was ki-boshed. I actually saw some cops in the mall later on as I had stuck around in the hope it would still happen and I was hoping they weren’t looking for me. Luckily if they were they didn’t find me. Anyway, we arranged to meet a couple of days later and we finally got down to business, although we didn’t have a lot of time, so I got a BJ and that was about it. We continued our relations~~~ after she went back home, and it lasted until early the following year. That’s when she told me she wanted to be a lesbo. At the time I was like ‘OK, well, if you’re gonna do that we gotta break up because I don’t want to know you cheated on me’ and we did, but my mistake was asking HER back after it happened. She said yes but things just weren’t the same. We eventually broke up for good and that was that. Surprise, surprise, a few months after we broke up we were talking and she was telling me about her last bf(after we broke up) and I was like ‘wait, aren’t you a lesbo now?’ to which she said she was but “decided” to go back to being bi for a while. After that bf she said she went back to being full-on lesbo. Even then I was skeptical but I let it go. We were kind of in contact for a bit but that fell through fairly quickly.
Whew, that’s it. That’s all I can remember from my days as a blue-pill simp. I hope those of you that read this and find yourselves in the same boat will realize what’s going on and get out like I did before it was too late. Thanks for reading.
I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!
ScarberianMPTGL 2 years, 5 months ago.
