Tales from the grocery store: Why can’t you move your shopping cart?

[SpleeferParticipant 958]

Hey you! Purple hair bitch, please move your f~~~ing cart out of the way? You don’t own the whole isle! You are not hot with your yoga pants on, you don’t work out, you drink sugar all day and your pussy sticks, you are lazy and diseased.

Every week I have to move these bitches cart out of the way, every week it slows me down and they then engage me. Batting the eyes, bending over as soon as I’m there. Stretching to show off t~~~. Some of these c~~~s run right into my cart. They have asked me if I like sex, one said she likes hot dogs because they are like c~~~. She enjoys c~~~ in her mouth.

Dudes have no problem getting through the isle. Fairly simple strategy, you don’t f~~~ing block the isle like a c~~~ does.

All ages they start with the toy cart or stroller, then the graduate to driving moms cart for her, then they pop some kids and start a new generation of cart f~~~s, then they get so fat they need a little rascal.

Maybe I’m just p~~~y and need laid. Lol

Galatians 5:1 (KJV) Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Spleefer wrote:

Maybe I’m just p~~~y and need laid. Lol

You need to do your grocery shopping early in the morning before the laydeez wake up.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Because of patriarchy and misogynistic pigs…LOL…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[narrow road travelerParticipant 1680]

Women have little sense of spacial recognition. On average they can’t recognize objects until about a foot from them.

Men have on average have a three foot spacial recognition area. Anecdotally, everytime I’m around a large group of women in an area. They almost universally shift about with no sense of direction.

Off hours shopping will help alleviate being annoyed. Especially when red rage is most acute.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. --Sun Tsu

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

I’m usually pretty focused on what it is that I’m doing, whether it’s shopping, working out, or whatever. This seems to avoid a lot of the difficulties with women. When they’re blocking the aisle at the supermarket or whatever, my objective is to avoid excessive eye contact and just keep moving.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Anonymous 38]

She won’t move it? Move it for her. Or ask her loudly so that everyone hears. CAN YOU MOVE YOUR CART PLEASE YOU’RE BLOCKING THE AISLE. NFG.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9541]

I hate the ones that see you coming and instead of moving out of the way, they move more in the way as if it’s their spot.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 42]

Drop s~~~ in her cart when she isn’t looking, rack up a bill at checkout!

Make sure you’re not in her line being stalled by contested purchases!

Even if one thing makes it through, YOU COST HER!

Drop only manly things in her cart!

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Why are you even talking to them?
Get some headphones on and ignore the lot of them.
Shopping trolleys are great shin shredders for fat slags too slow to get out of the way.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[AutoliteParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

You need to do your grocery shopping early in the morning before the laydeez wake up.

I just wish that we had 24 hour shopping in my area. If we did, you’d never see me in broad daylight again… 🙁

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Why not just out crazy the bitches? Keep moving through the aisle while looking on the shelves for that hard to find item and push your trolley through theirs like it is not even there. You may end up pushing their trolley down the entire aisle, but it will fun, even more fun when they start yelling at you and you ignore them while continuing to shop once their trolley is out of the way.

[SkelatorParticipant 1261]

Very true none of these slops get up before 10 am. Even the half motivated ones cant make it to work until 8.

We had to change our entire office policy so pumkin wasnt tired in the morning. She needed more time to feed her four cats, I kid you not.

I usually just say excuse me I need to get by. They definatly put up this bitchy look and act like you dont have the right. In fact you do have the right for them to get there fat asses out of the way. They know it.

Its even funnier when some blue piller is tagging along and gives you a dirty look. I stare those f~~~ers right in the eye. They know who is in charge in this situation.

sidecar wrote:

Spleefer wrote:

Maybe I’m just p~~~y and need laid. Lol

You need to do your grocery shopping early in the morning before the laydeez wake up.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

I hate the ones that ” anticipate” where you are going next in the aisle; then wheel their cart right in front of you. I just stand there dumb-founded as they search for whatever. Doesn’t happen so much when my nose isn’t down in the shopping list. Attention whores,….. all of them !

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[HermitParticipant]

I don’t want to engage them at all. If I seem them down the aisle, I’ll gladly go to the next one and come back when they’re gone. It’s easier and faster for me.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Everybody at my grocery store rides those dumb mobility scooters and push carts. I’ve actually seen someone lose power in the store and have to get “rescued” into a fresh scooter.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

I just gently crash my cart into theirs every time. They get startled and say sorry and move their cart. I don’t even look at them, just keep going.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

They should reserve mobility scooters for senior citizens only or if you are legitimately disabled, not for fat f~~~s who don’t care about people.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[VerusParticipant 965]

They are annoying – it’s mostly women but there are oblivious men who block aisles too. Annoying obstacles to circumnavigate. I choose to interact with nobody. I reroute to avoid these wide-assed traffic jams. I am a ghost pushing an unseen cart. Ninja shopper. LOL

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

phoenixgod1995 wrote:

They should reserve mobility scooters for senior citizens only or if you are legitimately disabled, not for fat f~~~s who don’t care about people.

Obesity is legally a disease and a disability now. Checkmate.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[HermitParticipant]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

phoenixgod1995 wrote:

They should reserve mobility scooters for senior citizens only or if you are legitimately disabled, not for fat f~~~s who don’t care about people.

Obesity is legally a disease and a disability now. Checkmate.

Just like alcoholism. Those poor diseased drunks.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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