Tad Cummins and 15 year old Elizabeth Thomas news story

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“A teenage girl was brainwashed before she was abducted by her teacher, her father says” reported by Washington Puke.

Pre story:
I decide to put my rental unit (1500 miles away) up for sale. So, I take a week of vacation time and drive my happy ass to rental in order to coordinate with realtor, contractors, etc. Blah, blah.

I finish up and the morning of my departure, I awake bright eyed and bushy tailed for my 1500 mile drive home.

I drive to corner gas station and begin pumping and dumping gas. I look across to a car in the next stall over and notice an old geezer eyeing me suspicious like. My attention moves to the teeny bopper in the passenger seat beyond old geezer.

She’s swaying to some music with her bare feet up on the windshield and her heels are beating rhythmically on the dashboard as the first rays of sunlight break over the distant horizon.

Brothers, it was a sensual sight. She didn’t have a care in the world as she hummed the melody.

I looked back at old geezer. He did have a care. He looked like he was carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. His eyeb~~~~ were flicking in every direction and would come back around to me. He was in a hurry….

I just took in the sight and looked at him. I was in a fortunate position. His pump clicked as the tank hit the gas full mark. He placed the gas pump in its holder, turned and scowlled at me with a “what you looking at pervert, look”. I thought, “same thing as you, buddy!”

He drove out and swept left in front of me. I watched as the teeny bopper hair flung too and fro to the beat of the music in her ear.

She looked so….pleased with her situation.

Anyway, I got home and saw the news about this man and a teeny bopper.

Peace brothers

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