Stupid Topic: Silk Bed Sheets

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

So I had a day off today for Victoria Day weekend (it’s a Canadian holiday for the former Queen Victoria of the British Empire go figure) and decided today would be the day that I would till the land by shovel for a few hours to prepare my garden for the coming week. After I did that I went and took a shower and as I was changing I looked at my bed and decided it was time to change the sheets. So I went to grab a clean set of sheets and I brushed up against two pair of silk sheets I had used from past relationships. I hate silk sheets I thought I threw them out, but I decided to use one of them one last time before I would finally throw them out. The reason I brought this stupid thing up is because I remember the day my ex would try to make me buy silk sheets for my bed because she thought it would be “so romantic if we got candles and put silk sheets on our bed to make love in” her words not mine. I probably had a stupid look on my face as she said it because I thought that was one of the stupidest reasons to get silk sheets or any type of sheets. She was programmed by Hollywood and romance novels to think this would be appropriate for a romantic setting.

So being the beta blue pill mangina that I was I bought two sets of sheets to make her happy and get her in the mood for sex because that is all I really cared about screw the romantic s~~~. Meanwhile these women who ask for silk sheets are out in a bar in the most seediest joints banging bad boy Chad in a restroom, or on top of the hood of his car, back of the car, or in the dirt like a pig in some woods or cum stained sheets in a hotel room right after she had her little silky smooth fantasy with her beta. Has anyone else had to buy silk sheets to make their women happy, what a stupid topic to bring up but I found it funny today after working hard that this thought came across my mind and wanted to share this story with you guys for some laughs. You can laugh at my misery I don’t mind in fact I find it funny too lol. Anyone else had to do the same s~~~ like me?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: “It would be so romantic if we got candles and put silk sheets on our bed to make love in.”
: “Sounds like a cleaning nightmare to me. Are you sure you’re not thinking of rubber sheets? Also, eww.”

Also women don’t know sheet. They only value silk sheets because they’re expensive. That’s it.

Flannel is far superior.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

High thread count Egyptian Cotton. ..lol.

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[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Rhinorage,

The mention of “make love” brought back similar rotten memories with me as well. Yuck, so glad that stage of my life is over. However, I do maintain sheets of a high thread count. I get them on sale and am pretty happy with them as a general rule. We deserve the nice things we earn.

[Anonymous 42]

Yep, I did the corny candles, all the lights out, but never silk sheets (I’d rater f~~~ in a trash bag).

The whole romantic thing is all about fulfilling their fantasy before filling their hole. I goes hand in hand with the whole communication thing of tickling their t~~~ through their ears.

To sum it up, It’s all about the ritual before you approach the holy vagina. I don’t go to worship there anymore. I think they turned the place into a thrift store…

[narwhalParticipant]

Not specifically because “it’s romantic” but there was a ton of things I had to buy because the wife wanted it. In generally, it was expensive stuff that was supposed to be have a purpose, but was too nice to actually use for the designated purpose. By that I mean, towels that are for show own only. Of course they go in the master bathroom, the one place no guest should ever be in to see anyway. A dining room table that never gets used. A china cabinet to hold all the expensive dishes that are not to be used. A comforter and matching mountain of pillows that are to be on the bed, but never when you’re actually in the bed yourself.

As for sheets, flannel is way too heavy when you live in the south. There may be 2-3 months where you can use them and not sweat, but I prefer to go with a couple blankets instead. I find I prefer jersey sheets. Yes, they tend to pill up, but I don’t care, and they are cheap enough to replace relatively often without feeling like you’re wasting your money. High-thread count is good, but I hate the price tag.

Ok. Then do it.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I always ended up sliding to the floor or another room.

They are the most stupid idea EVER.

She had BLACK sheets … FKG BLACK.

Oh the stains looked so romantic after.

Stupid romantic Disney clapp trap.

Mancave where sheets are sheets and women are naked or not there.

Fk off with silk sheets ?

[PhilParticipant 205]

My first wife sprung a set of blue silk sheets on me one day long ago. We had a waterbed and the damned things would stay in place for just a few minutes. Useless.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

narwhal wrote:

A dining room table that never gets used. A china cabinet to hold all the expensive dishes that are not to be used. A comforter and matching mountain of pillows that are to be on the bed, but never when you’re actually in the bed yourself.

What IS it with women and this kind of s~~~?! Why buy something that just sits there to look good and never get used? It’s idiotic!

The powers that be have really brainwashed women into buying tons of s~~~ they don’t need. Or maybe it’s just the companies taking advantage of women’s stupid nature. I’m not sure which.

[RedpillPrimateParticipant 1026]

I f~~~ing hate silk sheets. I never had them myself, but I remember sleeping in my aunt’s spare bedroom when me and my mom used to visit her. She had silk sheets on the spare bed.

F~~~ silk. I hate it.

I’m also glad I never dated before because of s~~~ like this.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

Don’t throw the sheets out, make a parachute out of them lol

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Silk sheets? what are you preparing for your furneral? it seems kind of early to me.

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[OldBillParticipant]

Many years ago a friend of mine splurged on silk sheets. He really enjoyed them until he slipped out of bed one night and broke his wrist.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

I guess i’ll be the odd man out here; i have silk sheets. Not because of a woman; i just bought them because i wanted to try out & they’re comfortable.

I like Egyptian cotton too – high thread count like @jan said. Tough to go wrong w/800+ thread count. Hotel style/quality are f~~~ing amazing.

[ChristovParticipant 85]

Flax linen.

Wicked expensive. But really rugged, and when they’re new, they’re too rough for women to sleep on.

(Don’t worry, they soften up to be f~~~ing excellent.)

I do own silk sheets that I put on when it’s really hot. But I also really enjoy different textures and weights in my bedding.

Would I buy it for a woman… Maybe, if it’s a reasonable request. But it’s foolish to spend a bunch of money on something I don’t want.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

The whole romantic thing is all about fulfilling their fantasy before filling their hole.

Not even that. The whole point for them is seeing if they can get you to buy something expensive for them. It has nothing whatsoever to do with sex or romance or even comfort, even if that’s the sales pitch they try to use to convince you. If sandpaper was priced higher than silk they’d be demanding that.

If a woman has convinced herself she wants you, and not just your money, you can bend her over the hall table as soon as you get her in the door and she’ll call it “romantic”, sheets and bedding be damned and forgotten.

narwhal wrote:

As for sheets, flannel is way too heavy when you live in the south. There may be 2-3 months where you can use them and not sweat, but I prefer to go with a couple blankets instead.

True, but we’re not talking about sleeping in them. If you’re doing things right, you’re doing things at her place, and you’re getting out as soon as you’re finished. What you don’t be doing is waking up in that bed. Which means the laundry mess is not your problem.

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