Stupid things women say!

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

1. “I’m not like other girls.”

2. “I need a man that can keep up with me.”

3. “Not all women are like that.”

4. “Where’s are the good men at.”

5. “I’m strong and independent.”

6. “I’m adventurous.”

7. “I don’t care about the money.”

8. “He’s a creeper.”

9. “I don’t need a man.”

10. “Is there any nice guys left.”

It’s time to mock, ridicule, and laugh at this. It’s time to throw it back in their face.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Hello 😁

[KeithParticipant 482]

bigboy83 wrote:

1. “I’m not like other girls.” 2. “I need a man that can keep up with me.” 3. “Not all women are like that.” 4. “Where’s are the good men at.” 5. “I’m strong and independent.” 6. “I’m adventurous.” 7. “I don’t care about the money.” 8. “He’s a creeper.” 9. “I don’t need a man.” 10. “Is there any nice guys left.” It’s time to mock, ridicule, and laugh at this. It’s time to throw it back in their face.

I’ll take “dips~~~  things chicks say”for $1,000.00 Alex. . . .

AND THE ANSWER ARE. . . .

1.  Yes you are

2.  Keep up with you in terms of treachery?

3.  Yes they are.

4.  At a sporting event, strip club or other male activity that objectifies women.

5.  No you’re not, you are just spouting the party line.

6.  If you were adventurous you would play hockey or rugby.

7.  You don’t care about YOUR money, you are obsessed with MY money.

8.  You must be talking about your ex. Is he creepy because he beat you at your game?

9.  You don’t need a man?  Ok, get lost.

10.  There are plenty of them, they are just keeping their distance.  Women are dangerous

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

My second girlfriend told me a few days after knowing her “I love giving blow jobs”. After she gave me a few she then said “You know, I don’t really like giving blow jobs” lol.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Haha I love the whole “I need a man that can keep up with me” line.  Its the best coming from an overweight single mother with a s~~~ty job.  Let me try to keep up with you honey…let’s have a race to the bottom.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Keith wrote:

I’ll take “dips~~~ things chicks say”for $1,000.00 Alex. . . . AND THE ANSWER ARE. . . . 1. Yes you are 2. Keep up with you in terms of treachery? 3. Yes they are. 4. At a sporting event, strip club or other male activity that objectifies women. 5. No you’re not, you are just spouting the party line. 6. If you were adventurous you would play hockey or rugby. 7. You don’t care about YOUR money, you are obsessed with MY money. 8. You must be talking about your ex. Is he creepy because he beat you at your game? 9. You don’t need a man? Ok, get lost. 10. There are plenty of them, they are just keeping their distance. Women are dangerous

Here’s more dip s~~~ things trollops say.

1. I’m not a mindless consumer, I’m just sophisticated.

2. I can do bad all by myself.

3. Men should respect a ladies curves.

4. 40 is the new 20.

5. My other car is a broom.

 

 

 

 

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Stupid things Women say, Part 2

11. “You can’t resist us.”

12. “I love to cook.”

13. “You need us.”

14. “I’m not looking for a relationship.” (Wait a minute, kinda like that one)

15. “You just want me for sex.”

16. “I hate mind games.” (Almost forgot that one)

17. “Can’t you be more sensitive.”

18. “I love my job.”

19. “I hate men.”

20. “We’re having a girls night out.”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

If I listed every stupid thing I have ever heard women say, then I would be here all night typing.

So, I’m going to limit my list to what the sociopathic flight attendant that was living at my house for over a year has said.

01: (Note: she was molested when she was younger) When referring to doing anal, she use to say ‘Do you want to use my back part again tonight’.

Yeah, at the time, 32 years old and she referred to it as a ‘back part’. Like WTF !!!!!!!!!!

02: Her favorite animal was manatees. The ridiculous sea mammals that float around in Florida. She also use to say ‘Manatees are sooooooo chubby!’

Note: multiple ‘o’s in the word so.

03: When confronted about her cheating. She admitted to some sexual contact and said ‘Well, blowjobs are not really sex. . . . .’

04: My favorites were: ‘I want a man that will take good care of me’ and ‘I’m looking for a man that can be a good provider’. AKA I was going to have to work 50-60 hours a week in order to maintain access to her vagina, while promising to be monogamous and ignoring the fact she had AC (alternate c~~~) on hold and ready to go at whatever point in time I was unable to continue to pay attention to her due to my work schedule resulting from vaginal maintenance costs.

05: ‘My last boyfriend is still stalking me’

06: ‘Omigosh!’ (Basically inserted at the beginning of any statement where she was attempting to max out her rid-onculous level to about a 10.

07: ‘I love you’

 

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

“Every man wants my body”

A woman told a relative of mine “I can get back with him(me) any time i want”

“If you love me you will do what i tell you to do”

“You cannot live without me”

 

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[crimsonshadowParticipant 5]

“I want a good, loyal man.” Yeah, right. She wants a guy she can use for resources and treat like s~~~.

“I’m in love with you.” Always a bulls~~~ line.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5664]

My favorite was ” I can get men to do what I want”. Which I replied- ” No, you can get BOYS to do what you want”. She never spoke to me again.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Fortunately, by being a complete failure in the realm of courtship, I don’t hear much of that as, once the ladies dump me, I never hear from them again.

 

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Stupid things Women say, Part 3

21. “I need a man that can make me laugh.”

22. “I want a man with a career.”

23. “People say, I have nice curves.” (Mainly her girl friends, and probably her mom)

24. “I’m ready to settle down.”

25. “I’m sick of the bar scene.”

26. “People say, I have a personality to die for.” (See 23)

27. “I’m very laid back and outgoing.”

28. “I like to watch sports.”

29. “I like to travel.”

30. “I’m not picky.”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Stupid things Women say, Part 4

31. “I had a long day at work.”

32. “We’re just friends.”

33. “I like to do everything.” (Speaking about sex)

34. “Nothing.” (The wants wrong question)

35. “I’m not a gold-digger.”

36. “I’m busy.”

37. “I’m too tired to cook.”

38. “I love chick flicks.”

39. “Take out the garbage.”

40. “I’m sorry.”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

From my last girlfriend upon me breaking up with her:

“We would have broken up anyway because you don’t make enough money to pay my rent.”

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Stupid things Women say, Part 5

41. “Where are you going to take me for our date?”

42. “I’m a feminist.”

43. “I’m not a feminist.”

44. “Why does he do everything thing I say?”

45. “I deserve a good man.”

46. “I don’t kiss on the first date.”

47. “You must have a apartment or house.”

48. “Is there any men that are open minded.” (She’s fat)

49. “He treats me like s~~~.”

50. “I don’t cheat.”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Stupid things Women say, Part 6

51. “I love tattoos.”

52. “I like tall men.”

53. “I’m a biker chick.”

54. “I’m into nerds.”

55. “I’m a nerdy girl.”

56. “I’m a girlie-girl.”

57. “I’m easy to get along with.”

58. “I’m not a party girl.”

59. “I need more.”

60. “Everybody loves me.”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Stupid things Women say, Part 7

61. “I need a real man.”

62. “Please be attractive.”

63. “I know you want me.”

64. “You wish you could have me.”

65. “When the cat’s away (husband) the mouse (wife)will play.”

66. “I don’t date guys I work with.”

67. “Where’s my knight and shiny armor.”

68. “I’m not looking for a hookup.”

69. “I’m not looking for friends with benefits.”

70. “I have a boyfriend.”

 

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[davParticipant 422]

A girl at work told me she wanted to just find a rich man. Then got upset and told me an old ex-bf had called her a gold digger.

I giggled inside a bit.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

95% of what comes out of their mouths….Only after a man has force-fed a red pill to a female do we hear the 5% that is not stupid….

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

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