Stupid Female Driver Behavior Observation #1

[Anonymous 11]

Today, my buddy and I were driving along a 6 lane 50 MPH major urban traffic artery always loaded with cars and assorted idiots.

This woman with obviously zero situational awareness (I know it’s the only stripe they come in.) pulled over off onto an exit lane supposedly meant to make a right turn into a shopping center.  She then got out of the car and walked alongside the driver’s side of the vehicle a few times pacing right next to the speeding traffic in the immediate lane to her left.  She didn’t even look like she was looking at the car or concerned at all about anything.

She then reentered the car and got back on the main road, and we were left, yet again, dumbfounded by female behavior patterns as she drove off on her merry way.  If even a minimum of basic common sense were possessed it would dictate that one would pull into the parking lot and park to get out of one’s car and walk along the side of said car.

I’m sure I could make an infinite series of unique posts on this single subject.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Working on the roof of a call center a Sr. Engineer told me to look at all the women leaving work (day shift end time). Every single women exited the building on their phone yapping! Stopped counting after 25+ lemmings passed by. None of them even got off the phone while driving away. Dumb broads.

Also seen a elderly woman hit the center divide of a highway totalling her car. She then ran out of the car (partially blocking fast lane) and sits on the center divide and starts to cry. Nobody else hit her she just swerved and smashed into the wall.

Nobody is more deadly then a woman blabbing/texting on her cell phone in a speeding SUV.

[TheLurkerParticipant 269]

@mangineer

Reminds me of a time when I was riding on a bike in my neighborhood. I was riding down a street, and suddenly a car turns around onto the same street I was. That car came my direction FAST. I had enough time to see who was in the car, and it was a BROAD! Was she even paying attention? Not the slightest! She had her phone out too! Before I knew it, the car was only a yard away, im not even kidding. I threw myself to the sidewalk out of the road just in time. I made it just an inch away from the car. If I had, perchance, done it any sooner, I probably wouldn’t even be here typing this. The bitch didn’t even come out and ask if I was okay! She just kept on driving and texting like an asshole.

Moral of the story: never let crazy bitches go behind the wheel.

[ConradParticipant 41]

Nobody is more deadly then a woman blabbing/texting on her cell phone in a speeding SUV.

Boy, you got that right.  It was bad enough back when they were driving regular automobiles, but every woman in the USA has now decided that she likes the ‘commanding position’ of an SUV and not a one of them can put their damned cell phones down for a single minute.  So they’re more dangerous than ever, and completely oblivious to anything and everything around them.

[Anonymous 5]

Feminisits will soon finally get to enjoy equal rights when it comes to car insurance. The rates for insurance has been rising higher for women the last couple years because of all the accidents caused by cell phones.

The fines are higher and the penalty’s are stricter for “distracted driving”. It is getting to the point of being borderline “Impaired driving” because these bitches are killing people that they might as well be drunk behind the wheel. At least drunks are to f~~~ed up to use a cell phone while driving lol.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

You know what they say… when someone is driving drunk at least SOMEONE is DRIVING. If I got a dollar for every time I saw a female tooling along with a mobile phone stuck to her head I’d just be sitting in the parking lot of my local grocery store with a clicker getting rich.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

I could write a book on this subject and the fact women only see what is in front of them and not around them which is why they CAUSE so many accidents but aren’t involved in them

small story – admittedly I caused the problem but a women made a meal out of it….took a turn too wide out of my road and ended up straying onto the other side as a woman was coming the other way and she literally held her hands up and opened her mouth in some panic motion. I just about managed to swing the car round without hitting her but her reaction to my f~~~ up was downright dangerous as all she had to do was do a small swerve towards the pavement on her side (loads of room to do that) or just stop but not in her world. Any bloke would have swerved and given me the finger and that would have been that

if she had that sort of reaction to something happening on a motorway I hate to think how many people would end up dead

[tsParticipant 109]

Feminisits will soon finally get to enjoy equal rights when it comes to car insurance.

Over here they’ve got “equal” tariffs forced by law for health insurance already, because once women paid more, now everybody pays more.

For car insurance this isn’t the case, but I assure you, once the premiums raise over those of men, they will be “equalized” as well.

Just look how they react once they realize they made an error while driving:

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