Stupid Bitch at work gets "Spirit Week"

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Some stupid bitch here at work decided that we need to have “Spirit Week” next month. Each department get a day, where we have to choose a theme for the day, provide food and drink for a 15 minute activity, and have a potluck lunch on Friday. And then there will be a “Best in Show” vote to see which department has the most spirit.

I’m pretty sure I will be taking that week off. Leave it to a woman to come up with such a stupid idea. I’m a grown ass man, I don’t need a spirit week. It actually p~~~es me off to have to participate. I’m sure it raises her spirits, but at the expense of mine. So she is sucking the energy out of me in order to get more for herself. My definition of a narcissist.

The ironic part of this is that I’m one of the few people in our office that actually keeps other people’s spirits up. I think I’m going to suggest naked woman day for our day. Or a day in honor of rap music.

Just another example of a woman in the work place making the environment toxic. Move along, nothing to see here………….

Order the good wine

[JBearParticipant 138]

Spirit week happened at my old job too. Halloween, etc. I also thought, “I’m an adult, and this is stupid.” Yet another example of how we’re expected to grow up, and they can be perpetual children their entire lives. Sorry bro.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Who was Moron that “approved” it, and why isn’t participation voluntary among department/employee ?

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

I’m thinking you should suggest a theme of patriotism, and copying Will Ferrell’s SNL skit……….come dressed in your national flag speedos.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[Anonymous 42]

Why not go the other rout and make an utter mockery of the event? You can borrow my purple 1970s’ wide brim pimp hat! And I’m sure we can find some leopard spotted sport jacket on eBay!

Attach a body cam so you can entertain the rest of us! Don’t forget some platform shoes too! And a Cadillac!

Ya just gotta make them regret the decision and never do it again!

I would run with it!

[Anonymous 54]

What kind of childish moronic bulls~~~ is that?

She ought to be running a day care center for 5 year olds.

Idiotic f~~~ing usless c~~~.

[Anonymous 42]

Where is the focus on work with all that Cinderella childish nonsense going on? I wonder if they’ll be doing the same childish nonsense on the battlefield now that they got their way?

I’ve always seen them as airheads when it comes to rubber meets the road mutual cooperation, only men seem to team up in the face of danger, women tend to flinch and loose composure, up and down like a roller coaster nothing you can build a platform on without it getting twisted to pieces.

F~~~ equality! I an’t buying any of that bulls~~~! Nothing is equal that’s opposite! Biggest lie to come down the road since its inception!

Cut the chains of equality and allow risk vs. reward to rule your being!

#EQUALITY_IS_SLAVERY

[MonkParticipant 16983]

TaxGuy wrote:

Each department get a day, where we have to choose a theme for the day, provide food and drink for a 15 minute activity, and have a potluck lunch on Friday.

Potluck, eh?

Now if you were to get food poisoning, it seems to me that liability would fall on the firm.

Just saying.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

I feel you brother. I see corporate america as nothing more than an adult day care center. You got a gold star yay! Spirit days, pizza partys, ice cream socials, costume contests…. People would try to drag me into that s~~~ but I could care less. I go to work to earn money not to play dressup or socialize with people that are going to put a knife in my back.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Some people never grow out of high school.

[GrumpyParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

Some people never grow out of high school.

Some people never grow out of kindergarten either.

I raise my “spirits” by doing a task well, and then moving on to the next task, and so on.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[TaxGuyParticipant]

To make it worse, the legal department just said no they wouldn’t be participating. But our boss is too big of a pussy to tell her no. She’s a level down from VP (as am I), so she has a boss in her department that could have told her no. But every time she doesn’t get her way, she goes into his office and cries until she gets what she wants. No s~~~, how professional is that?

The best way to raise our spirits at work would be for her to get fired. There is not a single person that works around her that enjoys it.

She had a meeting a couple of years ago where she read Green Eggs & Ham to her team. When one of them told me that, I told them I would have got up and walked out of the meeting. When they asked why, I said “Because I’ve read Green Eggs & Ham. The moral of the story is to stop thinking for yourself and do what you’re told. If you’ll just stop resisting and try it my way, you’ll see it really is the best way.”

None of them thought about the meaning of the book. F~~~ing lemmings being lead to slaughter.

Order the good wine

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

What a pain in the ass. Been there before.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

There is a kind of mushroom that grows in Hawaii that is supposed to cause spontaneous sexual arousal and sometimes orgasm in women.

It’d be fun to make a casserole with that mushroom in it at such a potluck.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 1]

TaxGuy wrote:

She had a meeting a couple of years ago where she read Green Eggs & Ham to her team. When one of them told me that, I told them I would have got up and walked out of the meeting. When they asked why, I said “Because I’ve read Green Eggs & Ham. The moral of the story is to stop thinking for yourself and do what you’re told. If you’ll just stop resisting and try it my way, you’ll see it really is the best way.”

Yes, it really is the best way. Ignore logic and reason and just eat those “Green Eggs and Ham.” Then s~~~ yourself to death because you just got food poisoning from eating rotten food. That’s what you get for ignoring your own better judgement and “Doing what your told.”

F~~~ Dr. Seuss!!!

[LurchParticipant 3866]

TaxGuy wrote:

Some stupid bitch here at work decided that we need to have “Spirit Week” next month.

Hey, it may not be all that bad. So long as the spirits she is referring to include some of these:

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[Anonymous 54]

Green eggs and ham?
WTF!! Hahh

Grown ups?

[It’sallbsParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Some stupid bitch here at work decided that we need to have “Spirit Week” next month. Each department get a day, where we have to choose a theme for the day, provide food and drink for a 15 minute activity, and have a potluck lunch on Friday. And then there will be a “Best in Show” vote to see which department has the most spirit.

I’m pretty sure I will be taking that week off. Leave it to a woman to come up with such a stupid idea. I’m a grown ass man, I don’t need a spirit week. It actually p~~~es me off to have to participate. I’m sure it raises her spirits, but at the expense of mine. So she is sucking the energy out of me in order to get more for herself. My definition of a narcissist.

The ironic part of this is that I’m one of the few people in our office that actually keeps other people’s spirits up. I think I’m going to suggest naked woman day for our day. Or a day in honor of rap music.

Just another example of a woman in the work place making the environment toxic. Move along, nothing to see here………….

hahahahaha

Yes I’ve had to endure s~~~ like that now come on be a good little team player all they’ll fire you.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

We used to get this same sort of thing when I was working—I always called in sick that day. But here is a suggestion: Make a possum casserole; mmmmmm possum makes a hearty savory stew indeed. Lucky I hit that bitch on the way home and picked it up on the roadside. Them is good eatin. “what is that a hair in that–shucks when you skin one of them critters you gotta be extra careful–let me just fetch that out there for ya”.

By the way my credit union is always over decorating for “holidays” and this last Valentines day they of course went way overboard so I asked the teller (woman) who pays for all this stuff? Surely you are not using Bank funds for this are you? I never got a straight answer which means YES they are using bank funds for this bulls~~~.

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

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