Strong Independent Woman

[Anonymous 11]

Bear was attracted by the old Tuna smell in the seat.

I’d much prefer that a bear eat my kayak than me.

[DDJParticipant 1880]

Every woman is a slut, if you catch her on the right day.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

And the next door neighbor is like….

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Then the community — and the bear — finally have peace and quiet again.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

How big is that can of OC spray?! That must last her at least a fortnight…

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Maybe she should understand that bears don’t understand human languages, at best she’s going to seem like a scared + angry animal, and the bear is gonna get p~~~ed, then rush at her and smack her in the face.

Also, simple solution. Especially when you live in Alaska:

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Laugh for the day! I didn’t hear her say “please” once. Not even Mr. Bear. How rude.

[Silpheed1975Participant 355]

What a dumb snatch….lol

Silpheed's Mom Quote: "Having PMS is no excuse to be a bitch.."

[ScandinavianParticipant 590]

Haha, laughing so hard my belly hurts!
Ok, female logics:
1) “Go away or I will pepperspray you!”
2) “Nooo, don’t go there! Come back here!”
3) Believing bears understand human language (though not only women do this, even our national wildlife hero Lars Monsen met a bear in Canada, he started yelling at it in Norwegian, when it didn’t do as he said he then tried English. I guess the bear must have been Quebecois as it obviously didn’t speak neither…)
4) Thinking nagging would work better.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Even if the bear did understand English, what makes her think it would give a single s~~~ what some bossy bitch orders it to do? She’s the one trespassing on his lawn.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Something tells me that that gorilla that knows sign language wouldn’t tolerate a conversation with her.

Good job bear!

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

She’s lucky that bear didn’t treadwell her ass.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a less competent attempt at bear deterrence.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

That’s not a bear …. it’s a mgtow in a bear outfit ….. ex boyfriend maybe ?

You CANNOT allow people with this AMAZING lack of knowledge … in places like this.

Others will have to risk their own ass to come get her ….. because what?

This stupid woman thinks she can do this stuff with a can of spray …. and that is it? …. her only other defence is …. nagging and crying …. WTF.

Dumb fks like this put others at risk.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Woman acting like a little child throwing a tantrum, yup sounds like a “strong” feminist to me.

[DDJParticipant 1880]

The thing that makes this video amazing is the unintentional social commentary and perspective it provides on how women view relationships and interactions. Notice how the woman, in a very self servingly superior way tells the bear she’s going to pepper spray it? Then when the bear reacts and provides the natural consequences to her actions, she becomes more and more shrill and emotionally helpless?

She could’ve walked over and pepper sprayed the bear again…but she was frozen in her self importance that she thought voicing disagreement should be enough…completely deluded.

This video perfectly illustrates arguments between women and men.

Every woman is a slut, if you catch her on the right day.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Hopefully she had a bear of a time!

That what she gets for turning on the nag machine..

Bearevenge!

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