"Strip down, its time for my needs to be met"

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  • #344718
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    CombatRoll
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    So, per my earlier posts – I’m married to a selfish, entitled, spoiled b1tch.

    As much as I cannot stand her, I still have these carnal needs that I’ve been trying to ignore until I can make my break and gain freedom from this live of slavery.

    Well this morning I figured if I was going to fall off the carnal wagon that I would do it with a bang.

    Woke her up and said, “Strip down – I need some tail. It’s time for MY needs to be met”.

    You can imagine how that went over. But she still stripped. Bitching the whole time how I was an asshole.

    I said, “Look, your needs are being met. I provide. I’m a great dad. You live a good life with expensive things and you are a cold bitch to me. So, let’s just get this done. Can you shut up please?”.

    Well, needless to say a brouhaha ensued. She told me she wanted me out. Gone. I said, Uh – I’m not going anywhere, but you feel free to go. I’ll even let you keep your $35k SUV. Go.

    We screamed and ranted. She said she was trying to make things better by making me dinner last night. I said, I’ve been paying the mortgage and bills for 22 years. So dinner is supposed to be some gift?

    I’m making way out of this s~~~show…. I can see light at the end of the tunnel.

    #344720
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    Well, did you get laid or not??

    When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

    #344723
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    Anonymous
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    I like your style.

    #344728
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    CombatRoll
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    Well, did you get laid or not??

    Yep

    #344737
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    Nerevar
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    I was surprised that she actually stripped down! One would expect her to throw a massive fit and call you a rapist, then connect to the hive mind and destroy you on the internet.

    "One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

    #344753
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    Fermat
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    Married life sounds wonderful.

    I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

    #344759
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    Anonymous
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    Now THATS romance! ahahhah.
    Start setting cash aside.

    #344785
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    CombatRoll
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    She threw her clothes on the floor and yelled, “Fine-I’m just a prostitute!”.

    I smiled and pointed out that our relationship was based on transactions. Mortgage paid, son’s tuition paid, house/car insurance… all paid. Now it’s time for her to hold up her end of the deal – b/c I’m not a slave anymore.

    This is beginning of the end… the Emancipation Proclamation is coming.

    #344796
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    PistolPete
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    She probably didn’t even realize how lucky she was that you will still interested in doing her.

    Have you explained the wall to her?

    #344800
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    OR THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES WILL UNFOLD RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES
    And she may tell you that she likes being treated like that; was waiting for you to “man up” Either way, you will be blamed.

    #344812
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    Duke Togo
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    I think you should disappear if you can.

    Sell the home without her knowing, clear you bank accounts and just leave one day so when she returns home the “Sold” sign is up and her things are on the front kerb, while you are flying off to a secret destination to enjoy the rest of your life.

    #344823
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    Anonymous
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    Married life sounds wonderful.

    The only thing that ever stopped me from hunting squaw is the government. We need a separation of squaw and government. Do any men here support the separation of squaw and government? I’ll bet there’s at least one. Should I create a topic on the matter? Yes you should, good idea. Thank-you.

    #344826
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    Anonymous
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    Feminism brought them from Squaw to Squat in relatively no time flat!

    I say kick back and LTMFB…

    #344847
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    Dark Kenshi
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    She threw her clothes on the floor and yelled, “Fine-I’m just a prostitute!”.

    Yep, you are, “sweetheart”. And THE most expensive one, since you just sucked out the LIFE of my brother CombatRoll for F~~~ING 22 YEARS.

    "Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

    #344936
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    Mr. Spock
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    Be careful brother. Sometimes the hunter can become the hunted.

    Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

    #345015
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    Chuck Wow
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    Once you decide your marriage has no future, I feel you’re better off not having sex with her. There are many other ways for “your needs to be met”. What would happen if there was an “accidental” pregnancy or false rape accusation? My wife clearly knows I have zero attraction towards her, but she thinks it’s based on physical reasons rather than her being a selfish c~~~.

    #345086
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    I said, “Look, your needs are being met. I provide. I’m a great dad. You live a good life with expensive things and you are a cold bitch to me.

    This is the main problem. You can go above and beyond and make it your mission in life to be a family man, putting your wife and kids ahead of yourself for 20 F~~~ING YEARS and still be treated like s~~~. You’d be a f~~~ing fool to get married in this day and age with this truth being as clear as it is.

    And women wonder why men don’t want to f~~~ around and give give give up everything for some c~~~ that won’t appreciate it, and then expect one little thing they do to make everything better. They undervalue you and overvalue everything that they do. It’s sickening and sobering to see, and that’s the main reason I will never be a “family man” because I see what awaits me. I see the trap at the end of the tunnel, and you’d be a goddamn fool to want that.

    Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

    #345630
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    CombatRoll
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    Once you decide your marriage has no future, I feel you’re better off not having sex with her. There are many other ways for “your needs to be met”. What would happen if there was an “accidental” pregnancy or false rape accusation? My wife clearly knows I have zero attraction towards her, but she thinks it’s based on physical reasons rather than her being a selfish c~~~.

    Agreed – Like I said, I’m trying – but I fell off the wagon.

    So you don’t have sex at all with her? Are you planning an exit?

    #345797
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    StandUpGuy
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    Get out my friend while you can.

    Do it calm-cool-collected;

    and above-all-unexpected.

    Leave her, and make your escape

    before are kneeling on a prison-cell-floor,

    then it will it will be too late

    Do not think twice and head for the door.

    #346110
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    Twist
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    So, let’s just get this done. Can you shut up please?”.

    I’d call that romantic foreplay. She should be grateful.

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