Strap-on John

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Loves a good butt f~~~ for a few buck does our John, like a Duracell, goes on and on.

Gets all pally down in the back alley, where he slips you his large one, loves a good butt f~~~ does our John.

Frequents the local pub, for a bit of grub, then down the local swingers club for a kinky rub in the Jacuzzi tub. There meets Ron, loves a good butt f~~~ does our John.

Greases that butt, empties the nut, all drained, completely non, loves a good f~~~ and suck does our John.

Places the plug, all lined up, for a playful tug, a climaxed load on someone’s mug.

Secures the strap-on, Don receives the “gift”, finished-up, gives him a lift. Goes back to the trouble and strife, leads a double life, not long back, wants to release the sack, out the door and gone, loves a good butt f~~~ does our John.

[Remove me!Participant]

What? You talking about a guy butt f~~~ing another guy at a bathhouse then bukkakeing another guy? Cmon man!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[bladeParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Greases that butt, empties the nut, all drained, completely non, loves a good f~~~ and suck does our John.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

What the F~~~.

Get a vasectomy.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

?…wut? The aliens are anal probing and people are delving into butts? WTF is wrong with people/aliens and butts? Its a s~~~hole…why oh why?

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Remove me! wrote:

What? You talking about a guy butt f~~~ing another guy at a bathhouse then bukkakeing another guy? Cmon man!

Oldschool wrote:

What the F~~~.

Same guy who wrote the cut your dick off poem. We will see how it goes. I predict not well.

[Remove me!Participant]

Please just hold up on posting raging homo post.
Thanks!

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[bladeParticipant]

Wheres heyoky on this one . Lmfao

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

It’s a joke, “John” is metaphorical. Don’t get your nylons in a twist. If one comfortable in their own sexuality, they won’t be bothered by a silly poem. Worst things to see/hear when you step outside the door every morning.

[Remove me!Participant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

It’s a joke, “John” is metaphorical. Don’t get your nylons in a twist. If one comfortable in their own sexuality, they won’t be bothered by a silly poem. Worst things to see/hear when you step outside the door every morning.

Well, I guess I’m not comfortable with my sexuality.
You come on here with a poem about dudes butt f~~~ing each other and say I wear nylons?
I’d put money that you troll for guys every Saturday night in an El Camino.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

I don’t hate myself; I don’t hate my penis; I don’t hate being a man. Women are the issue, so there is no point in self-hate.

There is a smell that is looming,
The odor is quite booming,
If I had to say,
I would say it this way,
The tuna needs some grooming.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Remove me! wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

It’s a joke, “John” is metaphorical. Don’t get your nylons in a twist. If one comfortable in their own sexuality, they won’t be bothered by a silly poem. Worst things to see/hear when you step outside the door every morning.

Well, I guess I’m not comfortable with my sexuality.
You come on here with a poem about dudes butt f~~~ing each other and say I wear nylons?
I’d put money that you troll for guys every Saturday night in an El Camino.

Just had to google El Camino. Is it a college? All my poems are f~~~ed up, you should know that by now.

[Remove me!Participant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

jd anderson wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

It’s a joke, “John” is metaphorical. Don’t get your nylons in a twist. If one comfortable in their own sexuality, they won’t be bothered by a silly poem. Worst things to see/hear when you step outside the door every morning.

Well, I guess I’m not comfortable with my sexuality.
You come on here with a poem about dudes butt f~~~ing each other and say I wear nylons?
I’d put money that you troll for guys every Saturday night in an El Camino.

Just had to google El Camino. Is it a college? All my poems are f~~~ed up, you should know that by now.

Yes, and we have a special forum for those poems.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Removed wrote:

I don’t hate myself; I don’t hate my penis; I don’t hate being a man. Women are the issue, so there is no point in self-hate.

There is a smell that is looming,
The odor is quite booming,
If I had to say,
I would say it this way,
The tuna needs some grooming.

Nah mate I am not self-loathing. Do you really think a split-arse has the capacity to write I do? Is it a f~~~ing joke, get over yourself. Do you get offended by comedians?

[Remove me!Participant]

FYI El Camino is Mexican for The Way.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Why is this person still here?

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Remove me! wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

jd anderson wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

It’s a joke, “John” is metaphorical. Don’t get your nylons in a twist. If one comfortable in their own sexuality, they won’t be bothered by a silly poem. Worst things to see/hear when you step outside the door every morning.

Well, I guess I’m not comfortable with my sexuality.
You come on here with a poem about dudes butt f~~~ing each other and say I wear nylons?
I’d put money that you troll for guys every Saturday night in an El Camino.

Just had to google El Camino. Is it a college? All my poems are f~~~ed up, you should know that by now.

Yes, and we have a special forum for those poems.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Remove me! wrote:

FYI El Camino is Mexican for The Way.

You have lost me, I am British.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

It’s a joke, “John” is metaphorical. Don’t get your nylons in a twist. If one comfortable in their own sexuality, they won’t be bothered by a silly poem. Worst things to see/hear when you step outside the door every morning.

Every defense for your stupid, f~~~~~ry that you post is “it was a joke” or “it was just a poem”. This website does not suffer f~~s. Don’t try to spin this nonsense on being “comfortable in your own sexuality”.

Punting time.

[bladeParticipant]

Remove me! wrote:

dudes butt f~~~ing each other and say I wear nylons?

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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