Story Time: Friend dates a monster

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

This was in College… I went to a very small college that felt a lot like high school.

I’m going to use fake names for security purposes. My friend Chris was dating this bitch Becky. Becky is the runt of her friend group because she causes lots of drama and is the least attractive. She was probably a 5 or 6 hanging out with 7s, 8s, and 9s.

Any way, my friends and I were all losers so it was pretty cool that Chris pulled one of the popular girls -even tho it was becky. Because of his gf, Chris got to hang out with hot chicks that normally would never hang out with him haha. Or me either to be honest. So all of becky’s friends didn’t like Chris and convinced Becky to break up with him, but she sucks at confrontation and had zero good reasons to break up with him other than her friends told her to do so.

So Becky talks one of her friends into making out with Chris so that she could say he cheated and a dump him with a text. Guilt free. Even in their most evil times, women are always working hard to be guilt free -It’s the one thing they’re always successful at achieving Well they all get drunk one night and my buddy Chris does more than making out with Becky’s friend. She sucks his dick hahahhahaah.

So Becky gets P~~~ED at her friend and breaks up with Chris. Becky also disappears from campus for like a week!

Chris had heard some rumors of what happened and questioned his ex, so Becky comes clean to Chris about everything. She actually stoped hanging out with the hot bitches (good move) and started hanging out with other ugly chicks so now she looks like the queen bee.

My friend Chris is still with Becky today and gets really mad when anyone brings up the fact that he cheated on her.

I’m like, “Dude! That’s an awesome story why are you ashamed?”

And his overall response/personality can be summed up with two words: Pussy Whipped.

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

He still with her?

After that?

I mean she is a manipulative bitch… he will get f~~~ed HARD, long dick style.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

In his defense, his gf got him a blow job from another chick. That’s pretty cool… maybe he’s hoping she does that again! That’s what all my friends say every time we talk about this haha

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

He’s a hopeless case, cut him loose and get on with your own life.

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Idk man, I like keeping in touch with people. Plus what if Becky ditches him one day? He will need a friend to hand him the red pill. I will wait patiently

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Great story, Chris (even though he’s still with Becky) has the upper hand. If something like that happened to me I’d keep banging Becky until she gets too annoying to be around. The lies are all out in the open anyway. I’d also brag to anyone who brought up the cheating incident, no f~~~ing way I’d be ashamed of that. Let Becky feel the shame when it’s brought up.

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Samsquanch wrote:

The lies are all out in the open anyway. I’d also brag to anyone who brought up the cheating incident, no f~~~ing way I’d be ashamed of that. Let Becky feel the shame when it’s brought up.

That’s what I’m saying man. But he’s pussy whipped and I have a feeling she guilt trips him into being ashamed of himself. Not sure tho…

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

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