Stiffler's Moms

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

I have no level of interest in starting a relations~~~ with any woman. But I’m 20 and alas still have craving to experience all the different kinds of pussy out there.

Someone wise here mentioned to me that it’s super easy to go out and find a “Stiffler’s Mom”. Where and how are the best ways to find some cougars who would want to f~~~ a guy as young as me?

Brother, we need to stick together.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That was me. I mentioned “Stiffler’s Mom” (i.e. older women) because they are totally unlike the little 19 year old bitches who won’t talk to you – who have their eyes on boyfriends 26, 28, 30 etc….

… until YOU are 29 , 32, 35. That’s when the women who won’t date you today will be interested in you, but they don’t realize they have already been supplanted by a new generation of 19 year olds who WILL date you then.

Leykis also recommends warming up with older women in the mean time because they actually take it as a COMPLIMENT when young guys want to have sex with them. But in reality there is just no work in involved. One drink and she’s off to the races.

Where and how are the best ways to find some cougars who would want to f~~~ a guy as young as me?

It would shock you how easy it is. You know how a 18 year old hottie will scoff at you if you smile and give her a compliment? Well tell a 32 year old woman she looks like a million bucks – after taxes – and she will practically jump on your dick.

But let’s be clear. This is Men Going Their Own Way.
And as I said before, you care WAY too much about getting laid.

The day you STOP CARING if you ever get laid… is the day you will get MORE laid.
But you have to believe it and it will come out in everything you say and do.

The minute you place that much value on it, women will sense it. You have to be able to throw a horny woman off you if she even SLIGHTLY behaves like a bitch. “no dick for you”. If you can’t do that, you’re going to have to resort to whatever scraps you can get. ie. Stiffler’s Moms. Because you think think of vagina as a “reward”. It’s not.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Half the people on earth are female, just find one and f~~~ it, but remember, each one is a Pandora box, you never know which plague you’ll get!

[ChuddoxParticipant 585]

Keymaster wrote:

The minute you place that much value on it, women will sense it. You have to be able to throw a horny woman off you if she even SLIGHTLY behaves like a bitch. “no dick for you”. If you can’t do that, you’re going to have to resort to whatever scraps you can get. ie. Stiffler’s Moms. Because you think of vagina as a “reward”. It’s not.

I don’t condone spending time with women for pussy, but if you are going to get it, make sure it is on your terms. Don’t chase that s~~~. It isn’t of value. It will only cause you problems. Make it pursue you, and if you want some, then take it.

DON’T BE A PUSSY BEGGER

Aside from that yes. The closer a woman gets to the wall the more her desperation for “love and attention” grows. Remember that the majority of women are useless as anything other than a cum-dumpster, so its the only thing they have to offer in exchange for someone else taking care of them.

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Virtually all women who have just got divorced end up looking for 20 something c~~~. They are after a no strings ego boost and excitement after their boring beta husband so end up f~~~ing lots of guys in their 20’s. This lasts 6 months or so before they realise they need to find another wallet to support them.

Dating websites are perfect for this and virtually every single woman I have ever spoken to is constantly getting messages for guys in their 20s. I would also say that virtually all of these women have f~~~ed these guys too.

Seriously, if they had these sites when I was in my 20’s I would be b~~~~ deep in as many MILF sluts as I could.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

milfs. they think they’re hot. but a milf is only hot compared to other moms, who are usually horrible to look at.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

Online dating/forums/games are fairly effective for it. There isn’t “the right place” to find em; as KM says, women are like trash cans – they are everywhere. How? Online – ask them if they would f~~~ you after seeing your picture. IRL – physical escalation(leg touch -> arm around her -> kiss -> bed).

[Nice Guy EddieParticipant 527]

Hang out at kid’s sporting events* (or better still, referee/coach them) and say nice things about the kid’s performances in earshot of the mothers.

The likelihood of them being dissatisfied in their marriage/separated/divorced approaches 100%.

A target rich environment to say the least.

*You might want to carry a card saying you’re not a paedophile; we call them “Working with Children Checks” where I’m from.

NGE

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I did a Stiffler’s Mom a couple of times and she was a colleague too. I know that’s one of the worst things you can do, but I told her straight away that it’s for sex only and she wholeheartedly agreed (yeah, I know, I know). Was a good 1,5 years with casual sex every now and then afore I got ill and had to live with my parents again.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Nice Guy Eddie wrote:

Hang out at kid’s sporting events* (or better still, referee/coach them) and say nice things about the kid’s performances in earshot of the mothers.

Long story time…

I’ve mentioned before that my first serious g/f many years back was a single mum, a girl I’d known in high school. She had an 8yo daughter, lovely kid but wild as you might expect from no dad on the scene.

One day we take the kid to netball. She’s not very good but of course loves to try and we encourage it.

The mothers there were just shrill screaming harpies. Nothing negative – it was all “positive encouragement” – but it was just an endless howling, screaming cacophony.

I’m watching the game trying to figure out the rules. The kid (let’s call her “B”) is playing Goal Defense, which I think is meant to stop the opposite Goal Attack from scoring. She’s not very good as mentioned, and with dozens of mothers (including her own) screaming and howling “encouragement” the poor kid doesn’t know what she is meant to be doing.

I think about this for a while and finally call out some specific, useful advice. “Hey B, stop that child (pointing to Goal Attack) from getting the ball!”

Easily the best advice to give her, because it’s what she is MEANT to be doing in the position, but needless to say every mother stopped shouting and just glared at me.

I enjoyed the silence for the few seconds it lasted.

Later, they swapped up the teams and B got a chance to be Goal Attack. At one point she got the ball right under the goals. The mothers (especially her own) went into overdrive screaming advice and encouragement at her, and the poor kid just froze. Never shot, never passed, just froze under the sonic onslaught til they shot-clocked her. Sad to watch.

Women and sports, all the red pills you’ll ever need.

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