Stereotypical Saturday Night

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I had to run by the grocery store around 4 pm last night to pick up a couple of things for one of my daughters. I go to the express line, and there is a women in front of me. Probably around 40, curly blonde hair, pretty cute and in shape. At one point she looked back at me and I just looked through her like I was deep in though, no expression at all . I watch as she goes through the check out line. Her shopping consisted of the following:

Bottle of wine
People magazine
Pint of Ben and Jerry’s
Two bottles of Starbucks cold coffee
Pillsbury biscuits

She had her night planned, and breakfast for this morning. I can only assume a movie on the Lifetime channel was in the plans as well.

As I was walking out she was at the front counter buying a pack of cigarettes. Part of me wanted to stop and say “I assume the cats have already been fed”. But instead I just walked out the door laughing to myself.

F~~~s given, zero.

Order the good wine

[HitmanParticipant]

it was good you observed and chose not to interact .i do that alot myself ..it’s an interesting world when we step outside and look in ..instead of getting into the melee ..what possible good could have come from talking to her anyway unless you were trying to get laid ? none .

[Anonymous 26]

TaxGuy wrote:

As I was walking out she was at the front counter buying a pack of cigarettes. Part of me wanted to stop and say “I assume the cats have already been fed”.

I thought I was going to read….. “I assume that’s your cats favorite brand of smokes”…lol

Hitman wrote:

..it’s an interesting world when we step outside and look in ..instead of getting into the melee ..what possible good could have come from talking to her

S~~~….. am a bigger asshole than I thought I was. I find myself sometimes (and I am going to need to learn to stop doing this or it will get me into big trouble someday), …………. stepping into the melee with a wise ass comment (usually at their expenses), and ironically getting a sheepish laugh out of them in situations like that. In other similar situations I have got the “silent and evil eye”.

I was once in the exact type of situation as TaxGuy and me and my big mouth blurted…. “Woah you got an exciting Saturday night lined up”….. and the broad looked back and gave me a sheepish giggle.
I paid the cashier and grabbed my items and walked out not giving the woman a second look or anything else.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

TaxGuy wrote:

I had to run by the grocery store around 4 pm last night to pick up a couple of things for one of my daughters. I go to the express line, and there is a women in front of me. Probably around 40, curly blonde hair, pretty cute and in shape. At one point she looked back at me and I just looked through her like I was deep in though, no expression at all . I watch as she goes through the check out line. Her shopping consisted of the following:

Bottle of wine
People magazine
Pint of Ben and Jerry’s
Two bottles of Starbucks cold coffee
Pillsbury biscuits

She had her night planned, and breakfast for this morning. I can only assume a movie on the Lifetime channel was in the plans as well.

As I was walking out she was at the front counter buying a pack of cigarettes. Part of me wanted to stop and say “I assume the cats have already been fed”. But instead I just walked out the door laughing to myself.

F~~~s given, zero.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

40, cute and in shape yet this is her purchase on a Saturday night? Sounds like someone isn’t going to find Mr. Right and has come to terms.

Fuck this planet.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I’m pretty sure she was with Mr. Right that night. But then again, I am assuming that is THE most popular car name for single women….

Order the good wine

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Hitman wrote:

…what possible good could have come from talking to her anyway <snip>?

Not getting sued for stare rape?

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

she’s a cat lady using a cat shaped dildo. Ahh what a Saturday night! LOL

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Anonymous 6]

Honestly I think she had their Mr Right waiting at home because I know a few ladies that I knew who had men would come into our store for wine & cigs only. Because I tried taking it further with one, but the one night she was interested of course was broke, figures.

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