STDs Up, Up, and Away!!!!

[Anonymous 42]

From C-Pig’s fleshlight review, to C-Pig goes Monk? Only two days apart? I gotta me a (((fleshlight)))!!!

[Anonymous 5]

I think the various evolving strains of Herpes are one of my biggest concerns, if not the biggest, and no one seems to have mentioned them, including the article.
I’ll never forget a chance meeting and lunch with a former co-worker about 20 years back.
He was a totally different person, a mere shell of his former self.
The strain of herpes he got was life changing.
The bitch he got it from knew she had it and she knew how contagious it was.
When he confronted her after being diagnosed she said she was afraid he’d dump her if she told him.

[Anonymous 11]

It fills the role of blowing a load WAY better than a hand. Plus, I don’t have to worry about what it’s f~~~ed before either.

Show me a modern woman that can top that.

I’ve been going to bars for years. They’re getting more like Caligula’s palace by the year with ever increasing sightings of land whales.

Yeah, the STD news and a recent POF survey I ran pretty much did me.

@OrdinaryGuy: Simian herpes is very deadly to humans. Good point.

A friend used to work at a place that had these vicious macaques running wild in the woods. They always kept that in mind.

[RennieParticipant]

Yep, that’s why I’m monk. That fleshlight sounds like a better and better idea every day. The very idea that any given c~~~ might very well be incubating a horrible disease is totally off putting.

Anonymous wrote:

The antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea strain kicked me over the edge though it’s pretty rare.

It won’t be rare for long at this rate. Add women’s irresponsibility to things and you have a powder keg.

Anonymous wrote:

ChauvinistPig wrote:

Many times I go out, I’ll have women openly proposition me for sex. I usually turn them down.

Hey C-Pig, Me too! F~~~ that! Times sure have changed!
I’m acutely aware of contamination, I don’t share public door handles, I use my sleeve to pull and my forearm to push, I don’t use the handle, I look for a clean spot on the glass! Public bathrooms are out of the question!

That reminds me!

When I was in the 1st grade (taking a s~~~) the teacher (angry c~~~)

I had an angry c~~~ for a grade 1 teacher too. Always getting infuriated over the stupidest stuff. Using statements like “inappropriate” “unacceptable” “I am very cross with you”. Then she got pregnant and replaced for most of the year with an even worse c~~~ from hell.

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Anonymous wrote:

When he confronted her after being diagnosed she said she was afraid he’d dump her if she told him.

And why shouldn’t he? Stupid c~~~s just can’t accept their past actions have consequences.

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